Captain Ron

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Captain Ron is a 1992 film about a crazed Captain and a helpless family on vacation.

Directed by Thom Eberhardt. Written by John Dwyer and Thom Eberhardt.


Martin: We don't know how to drive a boat.
Captain Ron: The best way to find out Kitty is to get her out on the ocean. If anything is going to happen, it's going to happen out there.
Katherine: But we don't even have supplies.

[Benjamin has just moved Captain Ron's beer.]
Captain Ron: Hey!
Benjamin: I was just moving it, I wasn't going to drink it.
Captain Ron: You're darn right you weren't, if you want a beer you get your own beer.

Captain Ron: Okay…that means you owe me 2 dollars and 75 cents.
Benjamin: That's more than half the money I have left!
Captain Ron: Shit happens, cough it up.
Captain Ron: Listen, the boss is right, when we left the island, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan.
Martin: Okay?
Captain Ron And, we…are out…of fuel!
Martin: I'm gonna kill you!
Captain Ron: Hey, Clarice!


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