Career Opportunities (film)
Career Opportunities is a 1991 American romantic comedy film that was released on March 29, 1991. The film starred Frank Whaley in his first lead role and co-starred Jennifer Connelly in one of her first lead film roles. It was written and produced by John Hughes and directed by Bryan Gordon.
[on his first day as Target janitor (night cleanup boy), Jim Dodge meets the Custodian, who points a rifle at him]
- Custodian: Are you a slacker?
- Jim: No... Presbyterian actually.
- Custodian: What did you say? What did you say? Now I'm asking you a simple question: Are you lazy?
- Jim: Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's looking for a fall right on her ass.
- Gil: You know, if my foot could talk...
- Nestor: Easy...
- Gil: ...it would say, "May I please go up this geek's ass?!"
- Don: Mr. McClellan, do you ever have any family problems, you and your daughter?
- Roger Roy: What the hell do you think he is?
- Don: You got a point.
- Josie: And you're happy, you know. You're happy.
- Jim: I'm not happy. I'm working nights, everybody thinks I'm a liar, my whole family's laughing at me... Reverand Harwell gave me the finger last week!