Chastity Bites
Chastity Bites is a 2013 comedy-horror film written by Lotti Pharriss Knowles and directed by John V. Knowles.
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Dialogue
[edit]- Noemi: I would never put anyone else down for their choice, but I think if I ever felt that tempted, I would just... get down on my knees and pray to God–
- Liz Batho: NO!!! [sound of a thunderclap] You must never mention His name in here! You see, my dear, we could get into a lot of trouble for having that sort of talk in a public school, yes? Well, I think that's enough for today. See you all next time.
- Leah: Paul, are we alone?
- Paul: Uh, yeah.
- Leah: I want to discuss De Beauvoir now.
- Paul: Okay.
- Leah: Paul, do you believe that one's life has value so long as one attributes value to the love of others?
- Paul: Uh, yeah.
- Leah: Good, good. That's very good. Do you believe that women can free themselves, both through individual action as well as... collective decisions?
- Paul: Yeah. Yes. Absolutely.
- Leah: Do you believe that one is not born, but rather becomes a woman?
- Paul: Well, yes, but don't forget that De Beauvoir said that even the most sympathetic of men can never fully comprehend a woman's situation.
- Leah: Shh, shh. Paul, we'll get to that. Right now, I need you to do me a favor.
- Paul: Yes.
- Leah: I need you to help me become a woman. Right now.
- Liz Batho: And now, it is time to complete these black rites as the midnight hour draws near. I make this unholy sacrifice of Alban Elved to the prince of darkness. Dark lord, restore my youth and beauty, and I will continue to serve only you... forever!!
- Leah: Not so fast, you eurotrash hell whore.
- Katharine: Leah!
- Liz: Leah. You little brat. I knew you'd make an appearance here tonight, just as your ancestor did on this night, so many moons ago.
- Leah: What does that mean?
- Liz: I knew I recognized your bloodline the moment I saw you, cousin.
- Katharine: Cousin?!
- Liz: Yes. Your friend, Leah, is a direct descendant of Emperor Matthias II, who condemned me to death by walling me inside my bedchamber. But my power was strong, and a fortnight after they buried me in the cold earth, my devoted coven brought me back. They hid me for many years until I could reclaim the castle and continue this unholy ritual that has given me... eternal life. And now, I shall take especially sweet revenge by bathing in the blood of my enemy's great-great-granddaughter.
- Katharine: Leah!
- Leah: Go for it, bitch. You know, I thought you might try that tonight, so I made it a point to lose my precious virginity before stopping by.
- Katharine: You did? Was it with Paul?
- Leah: You bet it was.
- Katharine: Oh, wow. Good for you.
- Liz: Silence!! No matter. I have other ways of torturing you.
Cast
[edit]- Allison Scagliotti as Leah
- Francia Raisa as Katharine
- Eddy Rioseco as Paul
- Chloë Crampton as Kelly
- Greer Grammer as Nicole
- Sarah Stouffer as Britney
- Lindsey Morgan as Noemi
- Amy Okuda as Ashley
- Louise Griffiths as Liz Batho / Elizabeth Báthory
External links
[edit]- Chastity Bites quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Chastity Bites at Rotten Tomatoes
