Chocolat (2000 film)
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- [to the Comte de Reynaud] Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?
- Satan wears many guises. At times, he is the singer of a lurid song you hear on the radio. At times, the author of a salacious novel. The quiet man in the schoolyard, asking your children if he might join their game...and at times, the maker of sweet things, mere trifles, for what could seem more harmless, more innocent, than chocolate?
- [to Vianne] You don't misbehave here. It's just not done, did you know that? If you don't go to confession, if you don't... dig your flowerbeds, or if you don't pretend, if you don't pretend... that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then... then you're... then you're crazy.
- Storyteller: [first lines] Once upon a time, there was a quiet little village in the French countryside, whose people believed in Tranquilité - Tranquility. If you lived in this village, you understood what was expected of you. You knew your place in the scheme of things. And if you happened to forget, someone would help remind you. In this village, if you saw something you weren't supposed to see, you learned to look the other way. If perchance your hopes had been disappointed, you learned never to ask for more. So through good times and bad, famine and feast, the villagers held fast to their traditions. Until, one winter day, a sly wind blew in from the North...
- Storyteller: But still the clever north wind was not satisfied. It spoke to Vianne of towns yet to be visited, friends in need yet to be discovered, battles yet to be fought... [Vianne throws her mother's ashes to the wind] By someone else, next time.
- Père Henri: I'm not sure what the theme of my homily today ought to be. Do I want to speak of the miracle of Our Lord's divine transformation? Not really, no. I don't want to talk about His divinity. I'd rather talk about His humanity. I mean, you know, how He lived His life, here on Earth. His kindness, His tolerance... Listen, here's what I think. I think that we can't go around... measuring our goodness by what we don't do. By what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think... we've got to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create... and who we include.
- Comte de Reynaud: [to Vianne] Let me try to put this into perspective for you. The first Comte de Reynaud expelled all the radical Huguenots in this village. You and your truffles present a far lesser challenge.
- Roux: I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.
- Vianne Rocher: Is that a promise?
- Roux: It's a guarantee.
- Vianne Rocher: Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesn't run the world.
- Josephine Muscat: He might as well.
- Vianne Rocher: Is that what you believe?
- Josephine Muscat: I know it.
- Vianne Rocher: Oh. Well, then it must be... must be true. My mistake.
- Comte de Reynaud: Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
- Vianne Rocher: You make her sound like a fugitive.
- Comte de Reynaud: She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
- Vianne Rocher: Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm?
- [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead]
- Vianne Rocher: Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
- Comte de Reynaud: I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
- Josephine Muscat: Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
- Serge Muscat: We are still married, in the eyes of God.
- Josephine Muscat: Then He must be blind.
- Luc Clairmont: Happy birthday, Grandmama.
- Armande Voizin: The invitation said five o'clock.
- Luc Clairmont: I should have read it more closely.
- Armande Voizin: If you had you would know there were supposed to be no gifts.
- Luc Clairmont: Don't worry so much about supposed to.
- Vianne Rocher: I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday.
- Armande Voizin: Advertise on your own time. What's for dessert?
- Vianne Rocher: That brings me to number two. It is my duty to announce, that there is no dessert here tonight.
- [guests sound disappointed]
- Vianne Rocher: Because it's on Roux's boat.
- [uncomfortable silence]
- Armande Voizin: Any complaints, see me.
- Vianne Rocher: And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.
- Yvette Marceau: Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband.
- Vianne Rocher: Well, you've obviously never tried these.
- Luc Clairmont: [at confession] Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or...
- Madame Audel: ...Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so innocent. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it can't do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful...
- Yvette Marceau: ...And it melts, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure.
- What do you see?
- One Taste Is All It Takes
- One taste is not enough.
- Juliette Binoche - Vianne Rocher
- Johnny Depp - Roux
- Judi Dench - Armande
- Alfred Molina - Comte de Reynaud
- Leslie Caron - Madame Audel
- Victoire Thivisol - Anouk
- Carrie-Anne Moss - Caroline Clairmont
- Antonio Gil Martinez - Jean-Marc Drou
- Helene Cardona - Francoise Drou
- Hugh O'Conor - Father Père Henri
- Harrison Pratt - Dedou Drou
- Gaelan Connell - Didi Drou
- Lena Olin - Josephine Muscat
- Elisabeth Commelin - Yvette Marceau
- Peter Stormare - Serge Muscat
- Ron Cook - Alphonse Marceau
- Aurélien Parent-Koenig - Luc Clairmont
- John Wood - Guillaume Blerot
- John Cable - Pony Boy