Christmas with the Kranks

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Christmas with the Kranks is a 2004 American comedy film directed by Joe Roth and starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis. The screenplay by Chris Columbus is based on the 2001 novel Skipping Christmas by John Grisham.

Their Christmas will turn the town upside down!taglines


Nora: We skip Christmas?!

Vic: Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!

Spike: You're skipping Christmas?! Isn't that against the law?

Spike: [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree] Are you sure this is illegal?
Luther: Are you a cop?

Walt Scheel: Well if it isn't old Scrooge himself

Blair: I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther: What's a reeké?

Nora: You forgot the white chocolate!
Luther: They didn't have any.
Nora: Did you talk to Rex?
Luther: Who's Rex?
Nora: The butcher.
Luther: ...As odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!

Nora: What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night.

Nora: [Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost?
Luther: $3,000.00.
Nora: We SAVE money?
Luther: Absolutely.
Nora: We can still give a donation to the Childrens Hospital and the Church?
Luther: No this is a total boycott honey.
Nora: It's $600.
Luther: It is a total boycott.
Nora: Well then no. [leaves] What a stupid idea.
[Later they are in bed]
Luther: You are going to let a lousy $600 stand between us and a Caribbean cruise?
Nora: No. You are.
Luther: Okay fine. Look. I'll match last year's contribution to the church and the hospital but not a penny more.
Nora: When do we leave?
Luther: High noon Christmas day.

Luther: Smoked trout?
Nora: It's better than frozen pizza.
Luther: What happened to the hickory honey ham?
Nora: [stops dead in her tracks and turns around with a livid look on her face] NEVER say hickory honey ham again.
Luther: [Sarcastically] Ooooh.

Nora: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.
Luther: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
Daisy: You look like a corpse. [to Nora] And you could use some help too.

Luther: [dressed in black to hide his tan] I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.


  • Their Christmas will turn the town upside down!
  • No! Ho! Ho!


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