City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold
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City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold is a 1994 American western comedy film directed by Paul Weiland. It is the sequel to City Slickers (1991). Although a mild financial success, the film did not reach the popularity of the first, receiving generally negative responses from critics.
Quotes[edit]
- Phil: Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit.
- Glen: There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop.
- Mitch: The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his thing.
- Glen: I'm gonna go wash up.
- Phil: In case we don't make it and I die first... eat me.
- Mitch: Eat you? I don't even like talking to you on the phone.
- Duke: My brother loved the land, I loved the sea.
- Mitch: Oh. Like surf and turf.
- Duke: Ha ha ha.
- Mitch: Thought that was funny?
- Duke: No, just thinking about what I'd like to do to you.
- Phil: Hey, Glen, let me ask you something. Who had Frankie Pentangeli killed?
- Mitch: Phil!
- [Barbara groans and leaves the room]
- Glen: The Rosato brothers.
- Phil: Who gave the order?
- Mitch: [hits Phil over the head with a pillow] You stupid dope!
- Phil: [laughing] I love this.
- Glen: There was this kid I grew up with. He was younger than me. Sort of looked up to me, you know.
- Mitch: Glen...
- Glen: We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it.
- Mitch: I'm going to change.
- [as he leaves, he shows Phil the middle finger from behind Glen]
- Glen: During prohibition, we ran molasses to Canada. Made a fortune.
- Mitch: [discreetly] "Ran molasses to Canada." You should ran some brains to your head.
- Mitch: [Phil has told the radio station psychiatrist his name is "Kenny" and that the clothes in his closet are his friends. Mitch takes phone] Kenny has to go. He's cooking breakfast for his underwear.
- Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn: Who is this?
- Mitch: I'm a pair of his socks.
- [hangs up]
- Barbara: [on the speaker phone in front of Mitch's colleagues] Tonight I'm going to pull down your pants and sink my hands into your cute little ass and then give you a tongue bath, I'm going to start at your feet and slowly work my way up...
- [Mitch quickly crawls across the conference table and picks up the phone]
- Barry: It's Curly. He's come back from the dead!
- Ira: He looks great.
- Ira: Hi. We're Ira and Barry Schalowitz.
- Barry: We helped bury your brother.
- Duke: Oh. Maybe someday I can do the same for you.
Cast[edit]
- Billy Crystal as Mitch Robbins
- Daniel Stern as Phil Berquist
- Jon Lovitz as Glen Robbins
- Jack Palance as Duke Washburn
- Patricia Wettig as Barbara Robbins
- Noble Willingham as Clay Stone
- Pruitt Taylor Vince as Bud
- Bill McKinney as Matt
- David Paymer as Ira Schalowitz
- Josh Mostel as Barry Schalowitz
- Lindsay Crystal as Holly Robbins
- Beth Grant as Lois
- Jayne Meadows as the voice of Mitch's mother
- Jennifer Crystal as jogger
- Bob Balaban as Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn (uncredited)
- Frank Welker as Norman (voice)