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Code Monkeys (2007-2008) was an animated television series set in the early eighties about the staff of a video game company trying to survive their Texas multi-billionaire boss.
- 1 Cast
- 2 Season 1
- 2.1 The Woz [1.01]
- 2.2 E.T. [1.02]
- 2.3 Stonervision [1.03]
- 2.4 Super Prison Breakout [1.04]
- 2.5 Just One Of The Gamers [1.05]
- 2.6 The Take Over [1.06]
- 2.7 Larrity's Got Back [1.07]
- 2.8 IPO [1.08]
- 2.9 Todd Loses His Mind [1.09]
- 2.10 Third Reich's the Charm [1.10]
- 2.11 Wrassle Mania [1.11]
- 2.12 Vegas, Baby! [1.12]
- 2.13 The Revenge of Matsui [1.13]
- 3 Season Two
- 4 External Links
- Jerry - Matt Mariska
- Dave - Adam De La Pena
- Mr. "Big T" Larrity, Dean - Andrew Sipes
- Todd, Benny - Dana Snyder
- Mary - Gretchen McNeil
- Claire - Suzanne Kielly
- Clarence - Lionel Tubbins
- Black Steve - Tony Strickland
The Woz [1.01]
- Jerry: Dave... What are you doing???
- Dave: My computer is frozen. If you hit the computer exactly the right way... It unfreezes (resumes humping his computer)
- Jerry: Did it work?
- Dave: (Jizz in his pants) Yeah sorta. Phew.
- Jerry: Dave we gotta finish this game. You know cuz' we're game programmers.
- Dave: Fine I'll change my pants later.
- Jerry: And when are you gonna get this dead donkey out of here.
- Dave: He is not dead he is sleeping.
- Larrity: Listen, I don't know anything about video games, but I heard you two were my star programmers. So I am hell bent on having you boys continue to do what's really important.
- Dave: Making Sweet ass video games and getting messed up on hooch? Yeah!
- Larrity: No, you goofy looking cow turd! Making me money! I love money. I've got a blow up doll made of money that I make sweet love to, every night.
- Dave: That's messed up.
- Larrity: My love of money has helped me succeed in women's coats, novelty items, and now video games! There are three things Big T don't much cotton to. Bats, turtles, and people who f*ck with my money!
- Clarence: Hey boys, it's me Clarence. It's your best friend in the world, who happens to be gay. Oooo!
- Larrity: Whoa! And whatever the hell that thing was.
- Dave: That's four.
- Jerry: Shut up Dave!
- Larrity: So if you boys f*ck up, then we got ourselves a little "problema". Looking forward to working with you two gentlemen. Excuse me boys, those bats is good eating. YEEHAW!
- Dave: I got syphilis from a turtle once... not from a Mexican whore.
- Girl in Movie: ET I love you.
- ET: Oh I love you too.
- Dave: (At a strip club) I love you whores!!! And I love you sluts!!!
- Dave: (Nude) How long was I out?
- Jerry: Well,about 2 hours after finishing your game, "Floating Space Rocks", you took a celebratory hit on the Dega Bong, and passed out.
- Dave: Must have been that new weed I developed. (Sits in Jerry's chair)
- Jerry: Get your stupid ass out of my chair!
- Dave: Well, why is my penis green?
- Jerry: I can answer that, too. At about 2 A.M., high out of your mind, you painted it so that it would look like, and I quote,"a sexual serpent capable of spitting it's venom everywhere".
- Dave: Dammit, I knew I was a genius.
- Neil Diamond: You mess with Diamond, you gonna get cut!
- Dean: Hey I just saw the first screening of E.T. I'm not 1 for emotions or anything but, that little alien changed the way I (starts crying, then stops) What's that turd?
- Mary: That is Dave and Jerry's E.T. game.
- Dean: (loses hearts as he talks) You... You don't love E.T. you don't care about E.T. You didn't even see the movie, did you?
- Dave: No I didn't. And I know you're all mad at me because I screwed up the game. But you know what I did do. I went to a strip club. You know what that means. I saw And besides isn't that what you really want.
- Jerry, Dean, Todd, and Mary: Grrrrr....
- Dave: Yeah we gotta stop that truck before it drops all those games off. We'll take my car!
- Jerry: Dave, you don't have a car.
- (Walks in to office to see Jerry punching a wall)
- Dave: Whoa, what the -bleep- are you doing? How many of those Pixy Stix did you have?
- Jerry: That's not your concern, my friend. Your concern is arming with enough knowledge about E.T. so I can create the world's greatest game! With extreme prejudice.
- Dave: Your hands are bleeding, dude!
- Jerry: YOU WILL TAKE ME TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM RIGHT NOW AND YOU WILL TELL ME ABOUT E.T.! (kicks Dave out of the room)
- Dave: You must be pissed.
- Larrity: Pissed! You stole my car, I'd be less pissed if you served my own ass on a ciabatta.
- Dave: The future...is Stonervision
- Jerry: Stonervision? Dave, people'll think we're dealing.
- Dave: That's phase 2, compadré.
- Jerry: We could probably swing it if you let us roll it in with our student loans.
- Tony Dakota: And I could probably cut off your head and bring it to your mothers so they could kiss their babies' asses. OK?
- Dave: How are you gonna make our mothers kiss our own asses if you bring them our heads?
- Larrity: I did not know they were cooking meth in the back of that bondage club!
- Mike: Stop it! You're under arrest for tax evasion.
- Larrity: Whew, talk about dodging bullets.
Super Prison Breakout [1.04]
- Mr. Larrity: BEND ME OVER, KISS MY ASS, AND HANDWASH MY PRIVATES!!!!!!
- Mr. Larrity: It's like someone stole of my babies. Except that baby is made of money, instead of useless baby meat.
- Mr. Larity: Just like I used to tell my daddy... just cause you been to the magic show, doesn't mean you know how to saw a woman in half without winding up in jail, and here you are, in jail. He he he
- Jerry: That doesn't make any sense.
- Jerry: Dave, I already cried and peed myself. I have nothing left. SO SHUT THE -bleep- UP!!!!
- Mary: What the hell were we supposed to learn from all of this; Other than that Todd's sad life can cause a man to kill himself?
- Clare: I learned that stealing is wrong. And prisoners, like everyone else, love me.
- Dave: And Clare my dear, you doth learned the Golden Rule, whores are loved everywhere and in every position.
- Jerry: Hey that reminds me, where the hell is Clarence?
- Larrity: They don't call me "Shoot First and Ask Questions Larrity" for nothing!
Just One Of The Gamers [1.05]
- Benny: Before grandfather die, he say "If you make Kim-chi look like Bi Bim Bab, people will think Kim-chi IS Bi Bim Bab."
The Take Over [1.06]
- Mr. Noshi: The rest of what we see today was very terrible. Especially those created by...uh...fat homosexual with horn hat.
- Todd: *clueless* Nobody talks to my friend like that! Don't worry, Black Steve, I'm gonna make him apologize.
- Todd: (speaking in Japanese) My name is Todd. Where is the toilet? Coffee with milk.
- Mr. Matsui: (in Japanese) You're an ass.
- Yamada: Now you will wager your honor against Kobatashi.
- Dave: *drunk* I don't have any honor. BRING IT ON!!!!
- [Dave belches.]
- Jerry: Ugh. Dave, how many of those pastrami bombs did you eat?
- Dave: It's more like how many of those pastrami bombs didn't I eat? Which is zero.
- Jerry: Dave, I'm sorry I doubted you.
- Dave: Eh, I'm used to it by now.
- Dave: Now this first game is called "Pizza Man"... Oh SO TASTY...
- Jerry: Dave, you promised.
- Dave: Well if that didn't get them, this will. "Moon Tennis" anyone? You get to play tennis on the f*cking moon! Can you imagine that? Well I did! Because that's my job! What about "Bacon Avenger"? Don't break the eggs!
Larrity's Got Back [1.07]
- Dave: You should pay to have the abortion Dave, you did this to me blah blah blah. Ladies, be quiet! That's what I have to say to you.
- Dave: This has my vote as 'best day ever'!
- Mary: Oh yeah!
- Dave: Dude, your rectum is gone! That is no bueno.
- Ping: You like a massage?
- Jerry: This is the '80s, Dave. People don't just get huge amounts of money for no reason.
- Dave: Jerry with that much money you can buy five lap dances a day and still have money left over for...more lap dances I've done the math.
- Black Steve: Yo, I said yo listen up. We're "Black Steve And The Black Attack Squadron: Honkey Killer International", with special guest Blackie Blackerson.
- Blackie Blackerson: Wazzup!?!
- Black Steve: And this song is called "White Bitches is Free"
- Boombox: (Music Starts)
- Black Steve:(singing) White Bitches is Free, White Bitches is Free. Ugly little brats. I hope you like this gat, BLAOW!!! How you like us now??? Black Steve and The Black Attack Squadron. Now suck it, now roll over, so I-I can -bleep- it. Don't look at me, Don't look at me, cuz all you white bitches is free.
- Audience:-Crickets-, then -Cheering-
- Boombox: (Music Starts)
- Blackie Blackerson: (singing) Bitch he loves you... (music)... Bitch he loves you
- Dave: (rapping) Bitch, I love you. Stars above you. Shine like wine, girl you be fine. Now it's time to suck my -bleep-, you better not spit, out our looooove...
- Wendy: What the -bleep- are you doing Dave? It's three in the morning!
- Dave: We never shored up the time of our date.
- Wendy: I'm calling the cops!
- Dave: Don't call the cops!
- Wendy: You are so creepy Dave!
- Black Steve: Can't you see he love you, Bitch!?
- Other: (singing) I loves you, Bitch, I love you Bitch.
Todd Loses His Mind [1.09]
- [after Todd loses his mind and jumps out of the window of the Gameavision board room]
- Larrity: Ok, Well, that happened.
- Jerry: Hey, little man. I hear you. But you're the lead game tester, and that's a mighty responsibility.
- Benny: Hit the bricks. I don't listen to guy that gets less ass than me.
- Jerry: *starts chasing Benny* Listen you little ****, you get over here.
- Benny: *faking* Help, help! Jerry and Dave tried to touch me where I pee.
- Dave: Oh, crap.
- Jerry: What?! No, NO! My-my hands are up in the air. I didn't touch anyone's wee-wee.
- Mary: Dean, are you okay?
- Dean: Yeah, he just ran over my head. My head holds up pretty good to vans.
- Todd: Hey Nani Nani Cho Cho Cho, Hey Nani Nani Cho!
- Larrity: YEEEEE HAAAAA! I feel like dancing me a hoe-down!
- Benny: Say what?
- Larrity: Haha! I love it! Life tastes sweeter when you're being hunted!
Third Reich's the Charm [1.10]
- Clarence: (singing) Even I'm offended. And I just spent all weekend watching three men –bleeeeeeeeep–.
- Todd: Does this shirt make me look fat?
- Clare: No, VISION makes you look fat, Todd.
- Jerry: RELAXATION IS NAZI BULL****!!!
Wrassle Mania [1.11]
- Black Steve: -beep- Why do I kill?!
- Benny: Round One! Manly Man vs. Todd the fat sack of cow sh*t, who's also gay and i hate him and so i hope he die an' his nuts pop!
- Larrity: Do the manly man slam! Do the manly man slam!
- Benny: Round Two! In this corner "The Ice Wall" Sergai the Giant vs. Todd who still smells like cow sh*t and i still hope his other nut pop!
- Todd: Ooooh. My nuts.... my guts...
Vegas, Baby! [1.12]
- Larrity: I'll trade you five bags of sugar for the company.
- Benny: six bags.
- Larrity: It's a deal!
- Benny: Heh heh heh...you stupid round eye...
The Revenge of Matsui [1.13]
- Larrity: Yes, "Boobies", what?
- Mary: Don't you think it's possible this could be a trap? I mean, Takeda Matsui is the head of Protendo.
- Larrity: And...
- Mary: And you killed his brother?
- Larrity: When was that?
- Mary: It was seven weeks ago!
- Takeda: Amazing that you have tested all these games.
- Benny: *farts on first game* That's what I think of your stupid game. *farts on second game* And that's what I think of your sucky, sucky game. *to third game maker* Your game... Isn't even worthy of being farted on! IT'S THE WORST GAME I'VE EVER SEEN!! But, I going to make you deal. *pukes on game cartridge* No go. I got my eye on you, bitch.
- Clarence: *singing* Going down.
- Larrity: Oh right, Clarence insisted on coming too.
- Clarence: *singing* I always insist on coming.
- Larrity: Thank you, that's disgusting.
- Dave: Hey Takeda. I hope you're a fan of getting your ass handed to you.
- Takeda: Actually, I am not.
- Dave: Well, too bad because your ass will indeed be handed to you. That sounded awkward, I'm sorry.
- Takeda: Larrity will soon come to rescue you, my little Malaysian hostage.
- Benny: I'm Korean, fool!
- Mr. Larrity: And yes, Black Steve. Hell just froze over, I'm gonna pay overtime.
- Mr. Larrity: My granddaddy told me something I'll never forget. He said, "If you want to win a war, you gots to always keep them guessing"
My Pal Jody [2.02]
- Dave: I know right from wrong, occasionally I choose, well alot, I choose to ignore that knowledge. Like, when I gave Todd a roofie and left him at The Purple Helmet. Or, when I called Claire and pretended to be her dead father. Those things were definitively wrong. But they were wrong by choice dude. This time, I didn't do anything wrong except use drugs to do my job and make an extremely violent video game. And that's not a crime dude! That's America!
Psycological Problems [2.03]
- "Shrink": Let's try some word association: Cat.
- Larrity: Garfield.
- "Shrink": Dolphins.
- Larrity: Intelligent.
- "Shrink": Shoes.
- Larrity: Intelligent again! 3 for 3!
- "Shrink": Marriage.
- Larrity: Murder...
- "Shrink": Swimmming pools.
- Larrity: Water murder.
- "Shrink": Orphanage.
- Larrity: Arson.
- Dave: I know this one, it's a reggae band of ants, and bad news, the drummer, he sucks.
Dave Gets Boobs [2.04]
- Jerry: Dave, girlfriends let you see their boobs for free, I've been told.
- Dave: Dude, that's the oldest lie in the book!
- Jerry: There's a book?
- Dave: Yes Jerry, it's called the Book of Lies! The first chapter is if you get a girlfriend you get to see her boobs for free.
- Jerry: Wait, you don't?
- Dave: Hell no dude! Girlfriends make you pay an emotional cost! You may not have to fork over money, but you gotta ask them questions like, um 'how are you' and 'what you're doing', and 'does this hurt', and 'did you forget to take your pill' and stuff like that, it's horrible!
- Jerry: I don't know Dave, I think it sounds kinda nice.
- Dream sequence of Jerry with Mary
- Jerry: Hi honey, I'm home!
- Mary: Where's my dinner bitch?
- Jerry: Ow! Ow, stop it! Stop it, you're a monster!
- Dream sequence ends
- Jerry: Oh man, even my dreams hate me.
- Dave: Of course they do! You're a dick and you should start sucking [bleep]. On the other hand, I am a problem solver, and I'm gonna solve this problem so I never have to pay for boobs again, but I'm gonna need some help!
Benny's Birthday [2.10]
- Larrity: If I had a sister I'd bang the hell outta her! And I've spilt enough blood to know its thicker than water, now I have to go drop off an orphan in the woods and that ain't a poop joke.
- Dean: Yo, Dad! When I was little you used to say you shoulda had me adopted.
- Larrity: And now I'm finally glad nobody wanted you, 'cause you're a gosh darn genius! We gots to get Benny adopted!
- Dean: Did ya hear that! My dad thinks I'm a genus! A group of organisms that share a common characteristic! Whats up!?
The Great Recession [2.11]
- Mary: Wait a minute. The solution to our problem is all around us. The mall! This place is filled with employment opportunities.
- Dave: Show us your ***s or get the **** off the stage!
- Dave: Drinking yourself to death is expensive!