You've had enough of me? You've had enough of me, you piece of shit? You screwed us all for a piece of ass? And you've had enough of me? Where is she? It's the oldest law in Cool World. I've never had to enforce it. You cross that line, I'll slap you around and make you piss like a puppy.
Noids do not have sex with doodles. Right? Noids do not have sex with doodles!!
You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations.
Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back.
You know, sweetheart, you look good in flesh. It's almost a shame I gotta take you back. You are going back, you know?
Don't you get it? They're real. When they touch someone, they feel it. When they taste something, they REALLY taste it. And when they are... With a man! Woo!
You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?
Well, howdy, Nails. As you see, there have been some changes around here. [Nails: You made out with a noid, you don't know what you are! Mark my words, girlie-pie! You leave here and it is trouble for you!] I'm leaving, pencil-dick! You just try and stop me!
I know that movie by heart. The girl gets everything by the end of it everything she every wanted.