Cops & Robbersons
Cops & Robbersons is a 1994 family-comedy film in which a counterfeiter with a habit of "eliminating" the competition moves in next door to the Robbersons. Two cops move in with the Robbersons for a stakeout.
- Directed by Michael Ritchie. Written by Bernie Somers.
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Jake Stone
[edit]- Don't ever throw a cat on me again.
Dialogue
[edit]- Norman: Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow-toothed midget with lung cancer?
- Kevin: I'm keeping my options open.
- Jake: You arrested a waiter?
- Norman: Jake, he was rude.
- Jake: Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.
Cast
[edit]- Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson
- Jack Palance - Jake Stone
- Dianne Wiest - Helen Robberson
- Robert Davi - Osborn
- David Barry Gray - Tony Moore
- Jason James Richter - Kevin Robberson
- Fay Masterson - Cindy Robberson
- Miko Hughes - Billy Robberson
- Richard Romanus - Fred Lutz
- Sal Landi - Jerry Callahan
- Jack Kehler - Caniff
External links
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- Cops & Robbersons quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Cops & Robbersons at Allmovie
- Cops & Robbersons at Mojo