[teaching the player between teammates and hostiles] [A wooden police (Counter-Terrorist) target appears] "We have good guys, and the bad guys. [A wooden Terrorist target appears] We want you to shoot the bad guys. And just to prove you were paying attention, pick up the weapon and shoot 5 bad guys for me."
[after the player shoots the first target] "Way to hit the giant wood target! You just saved democracy! [laughs] I know, I know! We've all had to complete these tests. Nice job, though!"