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== Danske Stemmer ==

* Christian Damsgaard – Frygtløs
* Bente Eskesen – Myrna
* Dick Kaysø – Egon
* Karin Jagd – Egons mor / Shirley / med flere
* Peter Zhelder – Katz / Frode / Computeren / med flere
* Thomas Kirk
* Michael Elo


==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 08:43, 15 June 2022

Courage the Cowardly Dog is an American animated show about a pink and easily frightened dog named Courage, who was abandoned as a puppy after his parents were forcibly sent to outer space by a crazed veterinarian. He lives in a farmhouse with a connected garage near the fictional town of Nowhere, Kansas with an elderly couple: Muriel Bagge, a friendly, sweet-natured Scottish woman; and Eustace Bagge, a grumpy, greedy farmer who regularly mistreats Courage and often refers to him as “stupid dog”. The series originally ran for four seasons from January 1, 1999 to December 31, 2009. Before Courage 2020

Opening

Narrator: We interrupt this program to bring you... Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge!
Eustace: Gah!
Narrator: But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It's up to Courage to save his new home!
Eustace: Stupid dog! You made me look bad! OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Catchphrases

Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Courage: Muriel, I'll save you!
Courage: The things I do for love.
Courage: I know I'm not gonna like this.
Courage: I just know something bad is going to happen.
Courage: ...or my name is [strange name] and (thank goodness) it's not.
Courage: What do I do? What do I do!?!
Eustace Bagge: Stupid Dog! You made me look bad! (And variations of "stupid dog")
Eustace Bagge: Muriel! Where's my dinner?!
Eustace Bagge: BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!
Muriel: Courage! So good to see ya.
Muriel: Would you like a cup of tea?
Muriel: [after saying name of dish] With a wee bit of vinegar.
Muriel: Oh, my!
Ma Bagge: Courage! Good to see ya.
Ma Bagge: Eustace, you stupid boy!
Ma Bagge: I'm ugly! UGLY! UGLY!
Katz: No dogs allowed!
Dr. Vindaloo: There's nothing I can do, nothing at all.
Dr. Vindaloo: Just keep soaking it.
LeQuack: Qu'est-ce que c'est? [English: What is this?]
LeQuack: You haven't seen the last of Le Quack!
Computer: You twit.
Di Lung: Watch where you going, ya fool!

Episodes

Hothead

Eustace: You look good enough to me.
Courage: Something smells fishy, or my name's Shlinken Hoffer... and it's not.
Di Lung: Watch where you're going, you fool!

Squatting Tiger, Hidden Dog

Di Lung: Watch where you going, ya fool!
Di Lung: Yo, Aunty! What's up?
Di Lung: Oh no! That's your magic silkworm! It sure is transcending this life. Bye-bye, magic silkworm!
Di Lung: Okay, Aunty. I go find someone truly innocent.
Di Lung: Hey, lady with innocent soul! I be your tour guide—show you Great Wall.
Di Lung: I loosen your ankles, when I remove your bones!
Di Lung: This not acupuncture, this de-boning, I taking our your bones.
Di Lung: *Gasp* The good empress, back to reclaim throne! I not carry out resort torture for evil empress! Not de-boning... re-boning!

King Ramses' Curse

King Ramses: Return the slab...
Eustace Bagge: what?
King Ramses: Return the slab, or suffer my curse...
Eustace Bagge: What's your offer?
King Ramses: This night, you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last... Return the slab...
Eustace Bagge: Well judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...GARBAGE!! :(throws slab out the window)
Muriel: Eustace!
Eustace Bagge: GARBAGE!! FROM KING GARBAGE!! OF THE GARBAGE DYNASTY!!! Stupid dog. Always bringin' garbage into the house.
Eustace Bagge: Ha! That's three plauges! You're out of ammo, mister! Hehehehe! And don't think you can come around here pushing no topegs on us, neither!
King Ramses: Awwwwww... Come on!

Freaky Fred

Eustace Bagg: That freak's not setting one freaky foot in this house!
Freaky Fred: Hello new friend my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred and I've been very... NAUGHTY.

Klub Katz

Eustace: No sir. Not getting out of this chair!
Muriel: The fresh air, the blue seas, the sky forever.
Eustace: Blah blah blah! Where's my chair?
Eustace: Stupid helicopter dog!
Katz: Hey! That's my washing machine!
Eustace: Hey! That's my chair!

Courage the Fly

Di Lung: Look, I invent extra toe!
Di Lung: I can made you different!
Di Lung: [after turning Courage into a fly] I don't think so. Supposed to be buffalo. Don't know how, but I go back and work on problem. Should be buffalo... Fly... I don't think so.
Courage: I don't know why I'm doing this. But I like it.
Eustace: Stupid dog-fly!
Di Lung: [after turning the general and lieutenant into buffalo] I make you different!

Cajun Granny Stew

Courage: [floating in the air with a balloon tied onto him while searching for Muriel with a pair of binoculars] MURIEL!!! MURIEL!!!
Courage: This is all your fault!
Cajun Fox: MY fault?!
Courage: Yeah, you're trying to make a stew out of her!
Cajun Fox: And a right GOOD one she gonna BE!

Human Habitrail

Old Lady Inside Vacuum Cleaner: Let me lay down the ground rules: This is my half of the lint, that's your half of the lint. Remember that and we won't have no trouble.

The Curse of Shirley

[Eustace is sitting on the roof.]
Eustace: Bah. Ain't no such thing as curses. [Wipes the rain from his glasses] No way, no how. [Takes off his glasses and wipes them with a cloth, but is startled by lightning strikes from the cloud, causing his glasses to fly out of his hand and land on the edge of the roof] Hey! My glasses! No! I-I-I can't see! Where?! Where?! [Sees a TV antenna] Huh? Muriel? [Hallucinates the antenna as a wiry monster, then rubs his eyes] You're not Muriel!
[Eustace starts wrestling with the antenna as Courage comes up with a blanket.]
Eustace: Get off my roof! I don't know who you are! [Sees Courage] Huh? Huh? [Hallucinates Courage as a giant, sharp-toothed fish, then growls in rage] No solicitors!
[Eustace charges towards Courage, who screams in fear.]
Eustace: [Grabs Courage by the throat] Now you get! We don't want any! [Throws Courage off the roof]
Eustace: No solicitors! Especially at this hour! You wanna piece of me!? You wanna piece of me!?
Shirley the Medium: The stupid one. He's stupid, right?
[Eustace sneezes. Muriel puts a thermometer in his mouth. He grumbles.]
Muriel: You know, Eustace. You should thank Courage for getting rid of that curse.
Eustace: [Takes the thermometer out of his mouth and notices Courage wearing his hat] What you doing with my hat, dog? Bah! [Snatches the hat from Courage and puts it on his own head, causing the cloud to reappear] Bah! There ain't no such thing as a curse. [Gets struck by lightning] Bah!

The Snowman Cometh

Snowman: The first frozen snowman. That's not too shabby.

The Clutching Foot

Pinky Toe: See what? See what?
Big Toe: See this!
Big Toe: Or the fat lady gets it, see?
Little Toes: Yeah! The fat lady gets it!
Pinky Toe: Yeah! The fat lady gets it!
Big Toe: Get going, or I'll put the squeeze on the fat lady, see?
Courage: I don't know why I thought that would work.
Big Toe: Dumb dog, you blow up the money! Quick dog! Get us out of here!
Big Toe: Yeah! You dumb dog! You made me kick too hard, see?
Big Toe: We're gonna knock over Florida, see?
Little Toes: Yeah! Florida!
Pinky Toe: Yeah! Florida! Where's Florida?
Muriel: But knocking over Florida is against the law. I think.
Computer: A fungus? Did you think about regular bathing?
Courage: Not me, the farmer! *His* foot!
Computer: I'm not surprised. Well, if you want a cure, you're going to have to bring me a sample.
Big Toe: Tampa, Ft. Lauderdale, St. Pete, Miami, but not Boca. They can keep Boca. I hate Boca.
Computer: YUCH! PTOOIE! Nasty! There's only one cure for that: Dog spit. Work up a good drool, baby.
Big Toe: And then, the Brass Ring, the Pot of Gold, the Big Bazoolie, the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre.
Eustace: Wool... socks...
Big Tongue: Yeah! A big heist, see? Okay, listen up! Here's the plan, see? Okay, dog. It's like this. Or the fat lady gets it, see?

The Duck Brothers

Italian Cook: Hey! Bring that duck back! What am I gonna serve?
Courage: Strudel!
Italian Cook: Oh! Good idea!

The Magic Tree of Nowhere

Dr. Vindaloo: That is the worst case of bully-bully I have ever seen.
Eustace: CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
Instant Eel: Oh, Danny Boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling.

Bad Hair Day

Dr. Vindaloo: I was confused by my submarine.
[Muriel is sipping tea as Courage uses tweezers to remove hair from her legs. Eustace arrives home covered head to toe in hair, laughing.]
Muriel: Eustace! What happened to you?
Eustace: [Pulls out stacks of money, happily] Money! [Starts laughing]

Shadow of Courage

Eustace: BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!
Courage: I don't know how to make it in show biz, but up there [looks to the sky] are the real stars.

Courage vs. Mecha-Courage

Di Lung: *laughs* I told you I built better dog. Why You No give up?! Dog! You no good, give me up dog! No Good!

Dr. Le Quack, Amnesia Specialist

LeQuack: Come here you pesky little doggy!
LeQuack: How annoying.

Katz Kandy

Eustace: Stupid water.
Eustace: I hope that's the sound of dinner getting made in there.
Katz: [trying to make Courage lose in staring contest] Blink! Blink! Blink!
Eustace: BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!
Katz: Sad, isn't it?

Shirley the Medium

Eustace Bagg: Our differences are settled...! He's dead and I ain't! (Eustace on his late brother to Muriel)

Demon in the Mattress

Eustace Bagg: [reading an exorcism incantation] Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!! [looks confused] Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo?

===A Night at the Katz Motel=== Great about a chance to show Ebony my dog come back to me. Room 123. Love y'all goodnite. Rebecca Ann Duran Ortega. Love kids grandkids an mom an dad.

Katz: A little sport before dying, dear boy?

Katz: [after he gets injured] I wish you hadn't done that.

Heads of Beef

Eustace: Where's my dinner? You were gonna make hamburgers!
Eustace: Where's my burger?
Jon Bon: Coming right up!
Courage: Something smells fishy, or my name is Stinky Looloo... and thank goodness, it's not!
Eustace: Stupid Dog! BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!
Jon Bon's Wife: I still wanna sink my teeth into that cute little dog.

Mission to the Sun

Eustace: Lousy, stinkin' tube food!
(Eustace tastes the tube food)
Eustace: Hey, this ain't half bad!
Eustace: Stupid space!

The Ride of the Valkyries

Eustace: Idiot TV! Talk normal!

Mondo Magic

Dr. Vindaloo: I am no longer a head of lettuce!

Dome of Doom

Eustace: Food? Food? I need food! Where's my lunch?
Muriel: Right here.
Courage: Ingredients. Hornets, Pythons, Piranhas!? OH NO!
Eustace: Want more... food. AAAH! Oh, wicket! Where's my dinner?

Watch the Birdies

Eustace: Where's my breakfast, woman? I'm starving to death!
Eustace: I like to feed the birdies to the cats!

Farmer Hunter, Farmer Hunted

Eustace: I ain't useless! I'm Eustace!
Father Deer: A deer's gotta do what a deer's gotta do.
Eustace: Oh, wicket! Who the heck are you?

Cabernet Courage

Di Lung: Watch where ya goin', ya fool!

Forbidden Hat of Gold

Eustace: [After being turned to ashes by the gold hat] Stupid hat!

McPhearson Phantom

[While Muriel folds the last shirt, Courage is relaxing inside a wash basket.]
Muriel: Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards. Ah, the power of doing housework. [Puts the last shirt on top of the three shirts she had already folded]
[Eustace, wearing a towel, walks into the room. He grabs his shirt that was underneath the three shirts Muriel had folded and pulls it out, causing the three shirts to fall to the floor.]
Muriel: [Annoyed] Eustace.
Eustace: Uh, sorry. You had the pile upside down.
[As Muriel picks up the three shirts, Eustace takes off his towel and starts to put on his shirt. Muriel starts to fold a shirt.]
Muriel: Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards. Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards.
[Eustace starts to button his shirt, but his arms are telekinetically pulled straight down and bended backwards and his back is telekinetically bended backwards. Courage gasps in horror.]
Eustace: Muriel, you folded me clothes too tight. What are you trying to do to me?
Muriel: I didn't do anything different, just the usual wash and fluff and fold. Must be the new detergent.
[Eustace groans angrily. He uses his feet to push himself up and walks out while muttering to himself. Courage and Muriel watch on.]
[While Eustace reads his newspaper, Muriel polishes his shoes.]
Muriel: Beautiful. A good shine can make an old woman look young again.
Eustace: [Lowers his newspaper] Ain't nothing gonna make you young again. [Puts down his newspaper] So just give me my shoes.
Muriel: [Gets up and gives Eustace his shoes] Here you are– [Eustace takes his shoes from her] –crabby.
Eustace: [Puts on his shoes] Eh, who needs them polished anyway? Just gonna get scuffed. Stupid as showering.
[Courage is gnawing on an anchor when Eustace's shoes explode.]
Eustace: Muriel! What are you trying to do to me? [Grabs his leg] Next time you wanna blow up my shoes, take 'em out back!
Muriel: But I shined them just like always. Maybe they've changed the shoe polish formula.
[Eustace is standing outside when Muriel comes out with his hat.]
Muriel: There it is for you, Eustace. I steamed it and blocked it, like always. [Gives Eustace his hat]
[Courage comes outside sniffing.]
Eustace: Thanks. [Takes his hat from Muriel]
[Eustace puts on his hat, but the two chickens that were inside the hat start pecking on Eustace's head. Eustace runs around screaming in pain. Courage and Muriel watch on.]
Muriel: Must be something new they're putting in the steam.
[Muriel is sitting with Courage on the rocking chair.]
Muriel: Some therapist she is. If only we had someone here who could really help.
[Courage gets an idea. He runs upstairs.]
[Courage is in the attic.]
Computer: You want to be a licensed therapist? A twit like you?
[Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly.]
Computer: Okay. Don't get testy. I happen to be certified to certify. Just answer these questions and you'll have your license.
Courage: Mm-hm.
Computer: One: How do you spell, "our time is up, pay me lots of money?" [Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly] There's no Q in Cincinnati. Twerp. Next question: If Johnny has three apples and Davey has two apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
[Courage is unsure on how to answer the question.]
[Courage is in the attic.]
Computer: Congratulations. You are now a fully licensed therapist.
[The printer prints out a therapist license, which Courage takes out and looks at. He runs out.]
Computer: Word of advice. Just keep nodding and don't say anything. And so Western civilization crumbles.

Aqua-Farmer

[Eustace meets up with Courage and Muriel.]
Muriel: Eustace, what took you so long?
Eustace: We had to work out a deal for the rematch. If I lose, you're gonna have to pack up your things and move in with the dolphin, and be his sidekick.
Muriel: [Shocked] Oh, dear.
[Muriel has a thought bubble about living with Jojo as a mermaid.]
Courage: [Horrified] No!

Unidentified Episodes

[saying some gibberish then shows what the monster looks like]
Courage: Help! Help! Help!
Eustace Bagg: I took a bath last Tuesday!
Muriel: I guess the only thing I can see without my glasses is Eustace's big shiny head.
Dr. Vindaloo: There's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all. But there's nothing I can do!
Dr. Vindaloo: What is up with that?
Dr. Vindaloo: I can do nothing, nothing at all.
Di Lung: [when someone gets in his way] Watch where you're goin', ya fool!
Di Lung: I don't think so/I think so.
Di Lung: Get rich quick! It works REAL great, I did it, and so can you! All you have to do to learn the secret of my success is send me money! Thats right, it's as simple as that, get out your checkbook, credit card and wallet and send them to ME! When I came to this country, three weeks ago, I only had a nickel. Now I own three apartment buildings and a fleet of limousines!
Di Lung: What are you doin' ya fool?!
LeQuack: Le Quack is back!
Narrating Newsman: It appears that I am being kidnapped!

Cast

Danske Stemmer

  • Christian Damsgaard – Frygtløs
  • Bente Eskesen – Myrna
  • Dick Kaysø – Egon
  • Karin Jagd – Egons mor / Shirley / med flere
  • Peter Zhelder – Katz / Frode / Computeren / med flere
  • Thomas Kirk
  • Michael Elo

External links

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