Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped

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Crash Bandicoot: Warped (known in Europe as Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped, or just simply known as Crash Bandicoot 3) is the 3rd installation in the Crash Bandicoot game series. In it, Dr. Neo Cortex's space station from the previous installment has crashed onto the Earth, releasing Uka Uka, the evil twin brother of the witch doctor's spirit Aku Aku that protects Crash, as once again the mad scientist attempts to enslave the world by gathering magic crystals with the help of Doctor Nefarious Tropy and his time machine, unless Crash and his younger sister Coco can stop them.

Aku Aku[edit]

  • Uka Uka is free? No, it cannot be! Evil, great evil has come!
  • After many eons, my evil twin, Uka Uka, is free from his underground prison. Long ago, I locked him there to protect the world from his malice. Now, free once again. He must be stopped!
  • Children, Uka Uka and Cortex plan to use this Time Twisting Machine to collect crystals that lay scattered across time. I brought you here to recover the crystals before they do so. To open on a time portal, simply stand on a button and then jump into the portal. Good luck.
  • [if Crash or Coco didn't get a Crystal] Crash, Coco. You forgot to bring the Crystal out of that level. Quickly: Go back in and get it. Cortex's minions are searching for it as we speak.
  • [if Crash or Coco didn't get a Crystal again] Crash, Coco. You are not listening to me. Find the Crystals that look like this... [image of the Crystal briefly shows up] ...Before Dr. Cortex enslaves us all.
  • [after Crash defeats Tiny] Well done, children. By defeating Tiny, you have unlocked the gate to the next time travel area, go back to the center of this time twister and save your progress if you wish. From there, you will see that the gate to the second time travel area is now open.
  • Crash, Coco, remember: It is not only Dr. Cortex who we battle. Beware of Uka Uka, my children. He is a far more dangerous enemy than anyone can imagine.
  • [if Crash or Coco goes back to the same level] Crash, Coco. If you have already retrieved a level's Crystal, then you will see a floating clock when you enter for the second time. This floating clock activates Time Trial mode. Grab it and the clock will start ticking. Race for the end to get the best time… but beware, some elements will change. (You will see what I mean.)
  • The Time Twister Machine could not hold itself together. We were lucky to escape.
  • It is difficult to say what has happened to our enemies, but I doubt we will see them for a long time.

Tiny Tiger[edit]

  • UKA UKA AND CORTEX WANT TINY GET CRYSTALS AND BRING THEM TO BIG COLISEUM IN ROME. CRASH, LEAVE THEM FOR TINY, OR CRASH GET CRUSHED!
  • [after getting 5 Crystals] CRASH, COCO! STOLE THE PRETTY CRYSTALS! TINY TAKE THEM BACK... IN GLADIATOR ARENA!

Dingodile[edit]

  • G'day, mates! Dingodile's the name, and Uka Uka and Cortex gave me orders to bring the Crystals to them during the Ice Ages. So gimme the goods and shove off, or I'll roast yas!
  • [after getting 10 Crystals] Right... now you've gone an' done it! Them Crystals are mine!
  • [laughs maniacally] Break out the butter! I'm gonna make toast!
  • Ya' thrashed me, mate. No worries, but you'll soon be up against much worse.

N. Tropy[edit]

  • Well, haven't we gotten far for a pair of fuzzy marsupials? I am Doctor Nefarious Tropy, master of time and creator of the very Time Twister Machine you see before you. Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex has sent me to end this little charade, so you won't be leaving my area with the crystals. I swear it!
  • So, you little pesky little rats aren't going to back off, eh? Just you continue to gather crystals and see what I do!
  • [after getting 15 Crystals] AAAARRRGG!! YOU LITTLE VERMIN ARE WAY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELVES INTO! THIS TIME YOU'VE DONE IT!
  • Now, you're on my "time", you little skunk. GIVE ME THE CRYSTALS!
  • My 'time' is up... but yours soon will be too.

N. Gin[edit]

  • So, Crash Bandicoot, we meet again. Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex want me to teach you a lesson. Well, I've made a few modifications to my mechanics since our last encounter. So back off, or be deleted!
  • [after entering boss portal and collecting 20 Crystals] So, you want to go a few rounds? When this is over, we'll see who's obsolete!
  • [at the beginning of the boss fight] Prepare to be PULVERIZED, BANDICOOT!
  • [after he gets defeated; angrily] AAAAARGH!! NOT AGAIN!

Dr. Neo Cortex[edit]

  • [Uka Uka: None have dared fail the great Uka Uka even once. But you, Cortex, you have failed me TWICE!!] Great Uka Uka, it was that infernal bandicoot! [Uka-Uka: From deep inside my temple prison, I set you simple instructions to follow, but you lost the gems, you lost the crystals, AND I HAVE LOST MY PATIENCE!! There is now no other power source on this planet.] I know we had a few unfortunate... setbacks. [Uka-Uka: And FAILED, but since your bumbling has set me free, I am feeling... generous. There is still a way to amass the power needed to enslave this miserable planet, and this time... THIS TIME, THE GREAT UKA UKA WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU DO IT RIGHT!!!]
  • Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too. We will find out which one is more powerful, soon enough!
  • [Uka Uka: WHY?! WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO BE A THORN IN OUR SIDE?!] Who-- What? Where was I? Oh. Tiny was a good fellow. He hated everyone and everything, but a good heart, nonetheless. Please, be more reasonable with my minions next time.
  • Well, you've crashed a few parties before, but I never expected you to make it this far. If you don't turn back-- [Uka Uka: I will inflict 1,000 years of suffering on you and the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!]
  • [Uka Uka: You insolent, insignificant morons! By defeating N. Tropy, you have placed us all at great risk!] Crash, Coco. You must realize that this Timer Twister Machine is very delicate! Without Dr. N. Tropy's constant care and control, who knows what it will do?
  • It's funny how history repeats itself. Yet again, N. Gin has failed to defeat you. [Uka Uka: Wha–?! For this, we must destroy you!] Oh, my aching head! I'm not feeling myself these days. So, the end is in sight. Gather another 5 Crystals, and again, you will have foiled my plan… or will you?
  • [laughing ironically] I'm sorry. This is the part where I'm supposed to be angry, full of rage, incensed beyond belief. Once again, you've outsmarted and outspun my best henchmen. I should be rather upset, shouldn't I? [Uka Uka: And in fact, WE'RE FURIOUS, but it seems you have overlooked one small detail, you little orange delivery boy - now that you have gathered all the crystals, all we have to do IS TAKE THEM FROM YOU!!!]
  • Defeated again, this is not fair! Maybe I should retire to a nice, big beach, with a nice, big drink and a woman with nice big... bags of ice for my head! [Uka Uka: It's not over, Bandicoot. There are still the gems! We still have a chance to triumph! Mwahahahahahahaha!]
  • [he and N. Tropy are turned into infants while fighting over Uka Uka] Give me the mask! With it, I shall take over the world! C'mon!

Uka Uka[edit]

  • Free... at last.
  • None have dared to fail the great Uka Uka even once. But you, Cortex, you have failed me TWICE!! [Dr. Cortex: Great Uka Uka, it was that infernal Bandicoot!] From deep inside my temple prison, I set you simple instructions to follow. But you lost the Gems, you lost the Crystals, AND I HAVE LOST MY PATIENCE!! There is now no other power source on this planet. [Dr. Cortex: I know we've had a few unfortunate... setbacks.] And FAILED, but since your bumbling has set me free, I am feeling... generous. There is still a way for us to amass the power needed to enslave this miserable planet, and this time... THIS TIME, THE GREAT UKA UKA WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU DO IT RIGHT!!!
  • WHY, WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO BE A THORN IN OUR SIDE?! [Dr. Cortex: Who-- What? Where was I? Oh. Tiny was a good fellow. He hated everyone and everything, but a good heart. Nonetheless. Please, be more reasonable with my minions next time.]
  • [Dr. Cortex: Well, you've crashed a few parties before, but I never expected you to make it this far. If you don't turn back--] I will inflict 1,000 years of suffering on you and the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
  • You insolent, insignificant MORONS! By defeating N. Tropy, you have placed us all in GRAVE RISK! [Cortex: Crash, Coco, you must realize that this Time Twister Machine is very delicate. Without Dr. N. Tropy's constant care and control, who knows what it will do?]
  • [Dr. Cortex: It's funny how history repeats itself. Yet again, N. Gin has failed to defeat you.] Wha–?! For this, we will destroy you! [Dr. Cortex: Oh, my aching head! I'm not feeling myself these days. So the end is in sight. Gather another 5 Crystals, and again, you will have foiled my plan… or will you?]
  • [Dr. Cortex: [laughing ironically] I'm sorry. This is the part where I'm supposed to be angry. Full of rage. Incensed beyond belief. Once again, you have outsmarted and out-spun my best henchmen. I should be rather upset, shouldn't I?] And in fact, WE'RE FURIOUS, but it seems you have overlooked one small detail, you little orange delivery boy: now that you have gathered all the crystals, all we have to do IS TAKE THEM FROM YOU!!!
  • [Dr. Cortex groans and jumps on his hover board in frustration] Crash Bandicoot, for the last time, give the crystals to me!
  • [Dr. Cortex: Defeated again! This is not fair! Maybe I should retire to a nice, big beach with a nice, big drink. And a woman with nice big... bags of ice for my head!] It's not over, Bandicoot. There are still the gems! We still have a chance to triumph! [evil laugh]
  • [after Crash (and Coco) got all the gems] Yes, it is true! The bandicoot has brought all of the crystals and all of the gems to me! ULTIMATE POWER IS MINE!! The world, as we know it, IS ABOUT TO END!!!
  • No, it cannot be! Not a prisoner of time again! AGGGGGGGGH!!

Dialogue[edit]

Uka Uka: Free... at last! [evil laughing echoes]
Aku Aku: Uka Uka is free? No, it cannot be! Evil, great evil has come!
Uka Uka: None have dared fail the great Uka Uka even once! But you, Cortex, you have failed me TWICE!
Cortex: Great Uka Uka, it was that infernal bandicoot!
Uka Uka: From deep inside my temple prison, I sent you simple instructions to follow. But you lost the gems, you lost the crystals AND I HAVE LOST MY PATIENCE!! There is now no other power source left on this planet.
Cortex: I know we've had a few unfortunate... setbacks.
Uka Uka: AND FAILED, but since your bumbling has set me free, I am feeling... generous. There is still a way for us to amass the power needed to enslave this miserable planet, and this time... THIS TIME, THE GREAT UKA UKA WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU DO IT RIGHT!!!
Aku Aku: [to Crash and Coco] After many eons, my evil twin brother, Uka Uka, has been freed from his underground prison. Long ago, I locked him there to protect the world from his malice. Now, free once again. He must be stopped! Children, Uka Uka and Cortex plan to use this Time Twisting Machine to collect crystals that lay scattered across time. I brought you here to recover the crystals before they do so. To open on a time portal, simply stand on a button and then jump into the portal. Good luck.
Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too. We will find out which one is more powerful, soon enough!
Tiny: UKA UKA AND CORTEX WANT TINY GET CRYSTALS AND BRING THEM TO BIG COLISEUM IN ROME. CRASH, LEAVE THEM FOR TINY, OR CRASH GET CRUSHED!
Tiny: CRASH, COCO! STOLE THE PRETTY CRYSTALS! TINY TAKE THEM BACK... IN GLADIATOR ARENA!
Aku Aku: Well done, children. By defeating Tiny, you have unlocked the gate to the next time travel area, go back to the center of this time twister and save your progress if you wish. From there, you will see that the gate to the second time travel area is now open.
[before entering a level]
Uka Uka: Why?! Why must you continue to be a thorn in our side?!
Cortex: Who-- What? Where was I? Oh. Tiny was a good fellow. He hated everyone and everything, but a good heart, nonetheless. Please, be more reasonable with my minions next time.
Dingodile: G'day, mates! Dingodile's the name, and Uka Uka and Cortex gave me orders to bring the Crystals to them during the Ice Ages. So gimme the goods and shove off, or I'll roast yas!
Dingodile: Right... now you've gone an' done it! Them Crystals are mine!
N. Tropy: Well, haven't we gotten far for a pair of fuzzy marsupials? I am Doctor Nefarious Tropy, master of time and creator of the very Time Twister Machine you see before you. Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex has sent me to end this little charade, so you won't be leaving my area with the crystals. I swear it!
N. Tropy: So, you little pesky little rats aren't going to back off, eh? Just you continue to gather crystals and see what I do!
Cortex: Well, you've crashed a few parties before, but I never expected you to make it this far. If you don't turn back…
Uka Uka: ...I will inflict 1,000 years of suffering on you and the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
N. Tropy: AAAARRRGG!! YOU LITTLE VERMIN ARE WAY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELVES INTO! THIS TIME YOU'VE DONE IT!
Uka Uka: You insolent, insignificant morons! By defeating N. Tropy, you have placed us all at great risk!
Cortex: Crash, Coco. You must realize that this Timer Twister Machine is very delicate! Without Dr. N. Tropy's constant care and control, who knows what it will do?
N. Gin: So, Crash Bandicoot, we meet again. Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex want me to teach you a lesson. Well, I've made a few modifications to my mechanics since our last encounter. So back off, or be deleted!
N. Gin: So, you want to go a few rounds? When this is over, we'll see who's obsolete!
Cortex: It's funny how history repeats itself. Yet again, N. Gin has failed to defeat you. Wha-?!
Uka Uka: For this, we will destroy you!
Cortex: Oh, my aching head! I'm not feeling myself these days. So the end is in sight. Gather another 5 Crystals, and again, you will have foiled my plan… or will you?
Aku Aku: Crash, Coco, remember: It is not only Dr. Cortex who we battle. Beware of Uka Uka, my children. He is a far more dangerous enemy than anyone can imagine.
[after collecting all the Crystals]
Cortex: [laughing ironically] I'm sorry. This is the part where I'm supposed to be angry, full of rage, incensed beyond belief. Once again, you've outsmarted and outspun my best henchmen. I should be rather upset, shouldn't I?
Uka Uka: And in fact, WE'RE FURIOUS, but it seems you have overlooked one small detail, you little orange delivery boy - now that you have gathered all the crystals, all we have to do IS TAKE THEM FROM YOU!!!
Cortex: Defeated again! This is not fair! Maybe I should retire to a nice, big beach, with a nice, big drink and a woman with nice big...bags of ice for my head!
Uka Uka: It's not over, Bandicoot. There are still the gems! We still have a chance to triumph! [evil laughs]
Uka Uka: No, it cannot be! Not a prisoner of time again! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH!!
Aku Aku: The Time Twister Machine could not hold itself together. We were lucky to escape.
Cortex: [to N. Tropy about Uka Uka] Give me the mask! With it, I shall take over the world! C'mon!
Aku Aku: It is difficult to say what has happened to our enemies, but I doubt we will see them for a long time.

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