Deck the Halls

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Deck the Halls is a 2006 family-comedy film set during the Christmas season in Massachusetts. It stars Danny DeVito, Matthew Broderick, Kristin Davis, and Kristin Chenoweth and is directed by John Whitesell.

There glows the neighborhood.

Tia Hall[edit]

  • This is the most clothes they have worn in years!


Mrs. Ryor: [receiving an eye exam from Dr. Finch] I don't need glasses!
Steve: You need binoculars, but were settling for glasses.

Buddy: I want my house to be seen from space!

Steve: Who moves in the middle of the night? A meth lab?

Tia: [about her daughters] I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck.

Tia: I used to do a bit of modeling, mainly for college classes... that's how I met Buddy.
Kelly: Oh, was he a professor?
Tia: No, he was the one they caught peeping in the windows.

Tia: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

Kelly: What is your favorite Christmas memory?
Steve: You know what it is.
Kelly: Tell me.
Steve: I was 7, my dad and I moved to Alabama... and Christmas morning, we ate on the floor, ate French fries and drank chocolate milk.
Kelly: That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry, they just happen.


  • There glows the neighborhood
  • The battle of the bulbs begins November 22.
  • This Christmas when the lights go on . . . the gloves come off
  • The brightest holiday comedy of the year! (DVD)


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