Denis Norden

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Denis Mostyn Norden, CBE (6 February 1922 - 19 September 2018) was an English comedy writer and television presenter.


You can't have your Kayak and heat it[edit]

  • He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet.
  • What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?

Quoted in My Music by Steve Race[edit]

  • A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
  • Smetana certainly knew which side his bride was bartered.

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