Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (film)

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days is an 2012 American comedy film and a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules.

Rodrick Heffley[edit]

  • I feel like a gangster right now!


[Plainview Municipal Pool; The Heffley family in their cartoon drawings walk through the parking lot]
Greg: I can't believe it's so crowded here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back.
Rodrick: How about never? Does "never" sound good?
Susan: [carrying Manny] Boys, a family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.
Frank: Let's not forget, opening day is free!

Greg: Wait a minute, this isn't camping.

Frank: What is that? A store bought s'mores maker?! A TV?! Pre-tied knots?! Stan, you're a phony!

Rowley: I've never actually played tennis before...
Greg: We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.

Rodrick: Loaded diaper, activate.

Frank: A man who never made mistakes never made anything.

Frank: You got a job!

Greg: Are you mad?
Frank: Not mad... just disappointed.

Rowley: In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
Greg: One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
Rowley: What?!

Greg:: When did you get a tattoo!?
Rodrick: There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.

Rodrick: [on microphone to the crowd] This song goes to a very, special little lady. Heather Hills, this one's for you. [takes off his jacket and throws it in the air]
Heather: Why aren't they wearing tuxes? They are supposed to be wearing tuxes!

Heather: [lividly] No. NO! [furiously picks up a microphone stand and starts walking towards Rodrick] I am going TO KILL YOU!!!
[Rodrick screams and ducks as Heather swings the microphone stand hitting a chocolate fountain, getting splatted in chocolate]


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