Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (film)

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days is an 2012 American comedy film and a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules.

Rodrick Heffley[edit]

  • I feel like a gangster right now!


Greg: A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? [gasps] And a TV? This isn't camping.

Frank: Stan, You're a phoney,

Rowley: I've never actually played tennis before...
Greg: We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.

Frank: Guess who's the laugher now? Me, I'm the laugher! I'm the laughiest laugher that ever laughed! Ha ha!

Rodrick: Loaded diaper, activate.

Frank: A man who never made mistakes never made anything.

Frank: You got a job!

Greg: Are you mad?
Frank: Not mad... just disappointed.

Greg: I cant believe it's so crowed here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back.
Rodrick: How about never? Does never sound good?
Susan: Boys, a family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.
Frank: Lets not forget, opening day is free!

Rowley: In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
Greg: One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
Rowley: Wait what?

Greg:: Mom is gonna kill you. When did you get a tattoo!?
Rodrick: There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.


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