Double penetration

There were two young men of Cawnpore
Who buggered and fucked the same whore

Double penetration (sometimes called DP for short) is a term that usually refers to a vaginal and anal sex act involving one penis penetrating a vagina while another penetrates the anus. It could also refer to the simultaneous penetration of either a vagina or an anus by two penises or artefacts.

Quotes

• There were two young men of Cawnpore
  Who buggered and fucked the same whore.
      But the partition split
      And the gism and shit
  Rolled out in great lumps on the floor.
  • Anonymous (1928–1949), reported in G. Legman, ed., The Limerick (1970), no. 1145
  • Variants: "spunk and the shit" for "gism and shit"

• There was a young fellow named Hyde
  Who took a girl out for a ride.
      He mucked up her fuck-hole
      And fucked up her muck-hole,
  And charged her two dollars beside.
  • Anonymous (1941), reported in The Limerick (1970), no. 1182