Dragon Age II

Dragon Age II is a 2011 action role-playing video game developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts (EA). It is the second major game in the Dragon Age series and the successor to Dragon Age: Origins (2009). Set in the world of Thedas, players assume the role of Hawke, a human mage, rogue, or warrior who arrives in the city of Kirkwall as a lowly refugee, and becomes its legendary champion over a turbulent decade of political and social conflict.

Quotes

I don't brood. ~ Fenris

• I don't hate you because you're a mage. I hate you because you won't shut up about it.
  • Carver (to Anders)

• Sour ale, vomit, and the smell of desperation.
  • Fenris

Dialogue

Fenris: I don't brood.

Varric: Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor.

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Varric: I shit you not, Rivaini, it was this big.

Isabela: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.

Varric: Would I lie about something so critical?

Carver: What is wrong with you two? Can't you ever have a conversation that isn't dirty?

Varric: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.
Why? What did you think we were talking about?

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Varric: Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here.

Isabela: But the chest hair...

Varric: Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!

Isabela: Uh, Varric?

Varric: (Laughs) Just shitting you.