Eight Crazy Nights

Eight Crazy Nights (2002) is an animated musical comedy movie about the magic of the holidays starring Adam Sandler.

It's naughty. It's nice. It's animated. (taglines)

Davey Stone

• Smell ya later, poopsicle.
• (to Whitey, after his trailer has been destroyed) I should stick you on a twig and roast you!
• (Davey comes over to see a disgusting sight: Whitey’s butt cheeks are covered with white, furry hair as Whitey puts a jock strap on) Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna (burping) BAAARF!
• JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!!
• (opening a flask) Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. (he takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far) {the people viewing just shake their heads} I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
• Foul on this kid, for eating everything in sight. Jelly-jugs, the next time you come onto my court, you better wear a bra, okay?

Whitey Duval

• Technical foul! Technical foul!
• What other options do you got, Rockefeller?!
• (in a seizure at the end of the film) This is the happiest seizure of my life.

Dialogue

Mr. Chang: 4 scorpion bowls in 5 minutes? That's got to be a restaurant record.

Davey: Well, right now, I'm gonna go for another restaurant record: Longest burp.

[Davey does a loud, long burp as everybody stares at him]

Mr. Chang: [sarcastically] Congratulations! Now, please excuse me while I go take shower.

Narrator: It ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside, doesn't it?

Whitey: You're not welcome in my house.

Davey: Good! Your house sucks!

Eleanor: [thinks Davey is holding their house up] Mister, if you're gonna kill us, will you take off your wet shoes? You're soaking the carpet.

Taglines

• It's naughty. It's nice. It's animated.
• The Ultimate Battle Between Naughty And Nice.

Cast

• Adam Sandler - Davey Stone/Whitey Duvall/Eleanore Duvall
• Jackie Titone (Alison Krauss, singing) - Jennifer Friedman
• Austin Scout - Benjamin Friedman
• Allen Covert - Old lady / Bus driver / Mayor's wife
• Rob Schneider - Narrator / Mr. Chang
• Kevin Nealon - Mayor Dewey
• Norm Crosby - Judge
• Jon Lovitz - Tom Baltezor
• Richard Page (singing) - Davey's dad
• Ann Wilson (singing) - Davey's mom

Store logos

• Dylan and Cole Sprouse - KB Toys soldiers
• Tyra Banks - Victoria's Secret gown
• Blake Clark - Radio Shack walkie-talkie
• Peter Dante - Foot Locker guy
• Ellen Albertini Dow - See's Candies box
• Kevin Farley - Panda Express panda
• Lari Friedman - The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cup
• Tom Kenny - The Sharper Image chair
• Carl Weathers - GNC bottle

External links

• Official site
• Eight Crazy Nights quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• Eight Crazy Nights at Rotten Tomatoes
• Transcript of movie (DOC)