El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

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El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera is an American animated television series created by Jorge R. Gutierrez and Sandra Equihua for Nickelodeon.

Manny[edit]

  • (sighs) No, Frida, it's time to tell the truth. [time card reads "45 minutes later..."] And worst of all, I made you guys miss the big game.
  • This is going to be awesome if we survive!
  • Dad didn’t run away ‘cause he was scared to fight, he ran away ‘cause he was scared of leaving me and mom alone!

Frida[edit]

  • [After she fails to defeat Santana] Rats I always end up in the penalty box!
  • Lucky for us we're already in a coffin.
  • Man, that is totally creepy. I love it!

Rodolfo[edit]

  • Sartana of the dead? Attacking on the Day of the Dead? Actually, that makes sense.
  • So you stole money from me and you lied. [Granpapi insists] But you also risked your life to save us and then told the truth.
  • What am I going to do with that boy?

Dialogue[edit]

Manny: Uh, Frida? I brought you the piñata.
Frida: You did? Oh, Manny, I knew... [surprised to see Manny's lame piñata] This is my awesome birthday piñata?
Manny: Ye...abe?
[Piñata rips revealing what was inside]
Frida: Pretzels and a dirty sock?!
Manny: It still needs some fine-tuning.
Frida: Where have you been the last two days?! What kind of piñata is this?! WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF NINE?!
Manny: Square root?
Frida: I need help with my math homework, which you would know if you were any kind of friend!
Manny: If you were any kind of friend, you'd know [takes off his eye patch and throws it on the ground] I STINK AT MATH!
Frida: You just plain STINK!
Manny: Hey, if you're such a great friend, why'd I make you such a lousy piñata?
Frida: Well, since you're no kind of friend, you... you're... UNINVITED to my party!

Manny: No one can help you now, chica!
Black Cuervo: Think again, hero! [opens a slot on her wrist brace with a red button inside and pushes it; sound effect of a bird's cry echoes, Lady Gobbler and Voltura fly into sight, landing on both sides of her; They grab both her hands and fly off] Party while you can, El Tigre! I shall have my revenge on you! VENDETTA!

Hot Dog Vendor: You like a hot dog, señor?
Manny: The only dog I’m looking for...is a Taco.
Bandido: We’re all looking for a Taco, compadre. And I think, we’re hungrier than you.
Manny: Dinner is served!

[Manny angrily kicks the library doors opened and enters]
Maria: Oh. You spoke to your father?
Manny: Huh, you mean the coward?!
Maria: [sharped] Manny!
Frida: Harsh.

Frida: Don't worry, in the Li-berry, I found something that can defeat El Mal Verde!
Maria: You found a book revealing his secret weakness?
Frida: Nope. [pulls out a giant book] Eat this! [She throws the book at him but it bounces off harmlessly] Well that's all I got. Thoughts?

Manny: You see, gravity is what made the apple fall.
Aaron: Uh...I gotta go to the bathroom.
Manny: Gravity will help you do it!

Frida: I love those guys.
Manny: They lied to us so we'd rob Sartana for them.
Frida: [in the same happy tone as before] I hate those guys.

Rodolfo: [takes a sip of coffee] Papi.
Grandpapi: [takes sip of coffee] Rodolfo.
Rodolfo: [takes sip of coffee] Papi.
Grandpapi: [takes sip of coffee] Rodolfo.

Manny: Want to go to the arcade?
Frida: Five minutes, tops. [transits to Mayan Arcade, nighttime] Well, time to go home and write that masterpiece. [notices the sky] Why is the sky so dark?
Manny: We were in there for five hours.

Frida: Dude, awesome...underpants.
Manny: Listen to me. No one must ever know of this, NO ONE!

Manny: Tough audience, huh?
Frida: [angrily] You JINXED ME!
Manny: What?! You totally trashed me and I still had your back!
Frida: Hey, I put your name in an awesome hit song! And what do you do? You jinx me with your jinxy-winxy-backstabbing JINX!
Manny: Uh-huh. Call me when you remember how to be a friend again.

Frida: Manny, I'm sorry.
Manny: For being a selfish jerk who cared more about being a rock star than she did about her best friend?!
Frida: Well, yeah, and for this. [kicks the "I" off, letting Manny fall while he screams]

Manny: Frida's goggles! NOOOOOOOOO! [Frida falls on him] You're okay. And I'm not.
Frida: Yeah, I... [gasps] My goggles! NOOOOOOOOO! Haven't I paid enough for my rock star jerkiness?!
Manny: Uh, no.

Maria: Manny? Did you do something?
Manny: I stole Monsterzuma's jewel so he'd wake and track it down and destroy the wedding. Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

White Pantera: What are you doing?
Grandpapi: Fishing.
White Pantera: For what?
Grandpapi: Roof trout.

White Pantera: We'll demolish evil doers with relentless force!
Manny: [Changes into El Tigre] Yeah!
White Pantera: While discussing your grades, plans for college and your most private feelings!

Manny: The original El Tigre. The first Rivera hero or villain. He never decided which.
Frida: Hey, just like you!
Golden Leone: The indecision ravaged his mind. He is now naught but a babbling fool.
Frida: Hey, just like you!
[Manny frowns]
Justice Jaguar: Riveras, time to visit, El Tigre.

Manny: This is my chance to show those girls how macho I am for real! [Makes a girly face and claps] Yay!
Frida: Yeah...he's gonna need a macho coach.

Manny: You know what they say, the bigger they are...
Frida: The more likely they'll cause internal bleeding! I know!

Manny: We gotta do something!
Frida: Yeah, I still have twenty bucks worth of game tokens!

Manny: Hide this.
Frida: But without the alarm, your mom's gonna go all danger crazy.
Manny: Exactly.

Manny: Frida! Missed you at the concert tonight.
Frida: Oh, was that tonight?
Manny: Guess you couldn’t make it ‘cause you were too busy STABBING ME IN THE BACK!
Frida: I didn’t stab you anywhere.
Manny: How could you?! You haven’t seen me all week!
Frida: Sure, I have.
Manny: Oh yeah? What did I bring to school for lunch yesterday?
Frida: FOOD!
Manny: Lucky guess.
Frida: You’re just mad because for once, I’m not your sidekick.
Manny: [gets in her face] Yeah. You’re his sidekick!
Frida: Nuh-uh, I’m not his, "front-kick!"
Silver Wolf: Get out of her face.
Manny: Make me, tin puppy!
Silver Wolf: Make me make you.
Manny: Make me make you make me!

Black Cuervo: Zoe Aves is NOTHING to me. Watch as I drop her into her OWN volcano!

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