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Ephraim Kishon (August 23, 1924 – January 29, 2005) was an Israeli author, dramatist, screenwriter, and Oscar-nominated film director. He was one of the most widely read contemporary satirists in the world
- - Driver: "How many kids do you have ?"
- Sallah: "Six."
- Driver: "It says here that you have seven."
- Sallah: "Seven ?" [counting] "OK, seven kids."
(from Sallah Shabati)
- "If you start looking like vour passport photo, it's high time you went abroad."
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