Ephraim Kishon

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Ephraim Kishon
Ephraim Kishon

Ephraim Kishon (August 23, 1924January 29, 2005) was an Israeli writer, satirist, dramatist, screenwriter, and film director.


  • - Driver: "How many kids do you have ?"
    - Sallah: "Six."
    - Driver: "It says here that you have seven."
    - Sallah: "Seven ?" [counting] "OK, seven kids."
    (from Sallah Shabati)

on travel[edit]

  • "If you start looking like vour passport photo, it's high time you went abroad."

The Funniest Man In The World

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