Everybody Loves Raymond (season 3)
Everybody Loves Raymond (1996 – 2005) was a long-running CBS sitcom about a successful sports writer Ray Barone, whose oddball family life consists of a fed up wife, overbearing parents (who live across the street), and an older brother with lifelong jealousy of Ray.
Season 3
[edit]The Invasion [3.01]
[edit]- Robert: So everybody has to do what Raymond wants, right? New sheets for Raymond! Brownies for Raymond! Can't sleep naked around Raymond!
Driving Frank [3.02]
[edit]- Robert: You hit my patrol car!
- Frank: I'm your father! I don't care if I killed a guy; you're supposed to look the other way!
- Raymond: Dad, whatever you do, I wanna look the other way.
- Robert: I can't look the other way anymore! You drive like a maniac!
- Debra: Frank, how did you hit Robert's patrol car?
- Robert: My partner comes to pick me up, and Dad backs out of the driveway without looking!
- Frank: That car shouldn't have been there!
- Robert: On the street?
- Frank: (pleading) Just lie! Say you never saw the guy!
- Robert: I can't do that, Dad!
- Frank: Why not?
- Robert: Because I have a moral obligation as a police officer, and I almost got caught lying for you the last time! Now let me see your license!
- Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fightin' this!
- Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
- Frank: (yelling) I HIT A PENGUIN!
- Robert: (yelling himself) I'M WRITING THE TICKET! (sits down at the kitchen table and begins furiously scribbling in his ticket book)
- Frank: FINE! THAT'S "BARONE!" B-A-R-O-N-E, AS IN "THE MAN FROM WHOSE LOINS YOU SPRUNG!"
