F Is for Family
F Is for Family is an American adult animated sitcom created by Bill Burr and Michael Price and produced by Gaumont International Television and Vince Vaughn's Wild West Television. The show premiered on December 18, 2015, to generally favorable reviews. Season 2 premiered May 30, 2017. On November 30, 2018, the third season was released.
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The Bleedin' in Sweden [1.01]
- Frank Murphy: I don't need a 25-dollar Bible to teach me about God! I almost bled out in Korea, all right?! I HAVE MET GOD!
- Frank Murphy: That's my guy! That's my guy, Irish Mickey! You know, he would've beat Shavers the last time, but he lost on a technicality 'cause the ref thought he was bleeding too much, which he wasn't. He lost because he was drunk.
- Frank: Hey, you stay away from that loose girl down on River Street. I don't want any half-slut grandkids.
- Kevin Murphy: We're not doing anything!
- Frank: Neither was I. That's how you got here.
- Vic: Kitty Kat, make me some mac and cheese. Not the spiral kind, that makes me dizzy.
Saturday Bloody Saturday [1.02]
- Frank: Jesus Christ, Kevin, you're not going to Vietnam.
- Kevin: What? I'm not?
- Frank: You really think they'd take a 14 year-old flunky? They only take 18 year-old flunkies.
- Bob "Pogo" Pogrohovich: They should make a chicken just of skin. I'd buy that. Everybody'd buy that.
The Trough [1.03]
"F" is for Halloween [1.04]
Bill Murphy's Day Off [1.05]
O Holy Moly Night [1.06]
- Frank Murphy: Oh, so help me God, if I started building walls today, and didn't stop for the next ten years, there still wouldn't be enough of them to FUCKING PUT YOU THROUGH!
Heavy Sledding [2.01]
A Girl Named Sue [2.02]
The Liar's Club [2.03]
Night Shift [2.04]
Breaking Bill [2.05]
This Is Not Good [2.06]
Fight Night [2.07]
F Is for Fixing It [2.08]
Pray Away [2.09]
Landing the Plane [2.10]
Are You Ready for the Summer? [3.01]
Paul Lynde to Block [3.02]
The Stinger [3.03]
Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride [3.04]
Battle of the Sexes [3.05]
Punch Drunk [3.06]
- Frank Murphy: You know how many times the cops have been called because somebody heard the shit that comes outta my mouth? Christ, the state would have taken the kids away years ago.
- Kevin Murphy: We're not that lucky.
- Frank Murphy: You're lucky I don't put your head through that fucking wall! AND GET A HAIRCUT, YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN!
Summer Vacation [3.07]
- Frank Murphy: Get over it! We're Murphys. What do we do?
- Bill Murphy: We shove it down…
- Frank Murphy: That's right. And later in life we take it out on someone else.
It's in His Blood [3.08]
- Bridget Fitzsimmons: You fucking redheaded piece of shit! Nobody breaks up with me! I break up with you!
- Bill Murphy: You did break up with me!
- Bridget Fitzsimmons: THE FUCK I DID! I'm gonna get you for this! No more Mr. Nice Bridget.
- Bill Murphy: You were being nice?!
Frank the Father [3.09]
- Frank Murphy: I'd put him through a wall, but I don't have a permit!
- Frank Murphy: So, now you got a record, you made your mother cry, and you're gonna miss another day of summer school. At this rate, the baby's gonna graduate before you do. What do you have to say for yourself?
- Kevin Murphy: ... Door was supposed to swing out...
- Frank Murphy: Yeah, well, I should have pulled out! Fucking jailbird!
- International Touch: [approaching Kevin] Aww, your pimp is so mean. You sweet piece of white toffee. Come with International Touch - you will be my queen!
- Frank Murphy: He's not a girl, he's my son, and he's wearing his mother's blouse!
- International Touch: Damn! You, sir, have failed as a father.
Bill Murphy's Night Off [3.10]
Father Confessor [4.01]
Nothing is Impossible [4.02]
Bring me a Tooth [4.03]
- Amy Jenkins: You almost tripped me! Say you're sorry.
- Bridget Fitzsimmons: Go suck your mother's dick!
- Amy Jenkins: At least I have a mother. Your mom died 'cause she didn't want to see your ugly face anymore.
- Bridget Fitzsimmons: [yelling after her] Hey, Amy! I hope Bigfoot breaks into your house, kills your dad, comes to the funeral and shits in the hole, and then fucks your mom in the grave, and your mom says "Oooh, that’s the best grave shit fucking I’ve ever had, Bigfoot! What are you doing Thursday?!" [pants and starts tearing up, taking out a locket with a picture of her mother holding her as a baby] I won't let her say that about you.