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Final Space is an American adult animated science fiction television series for TBS and it was created by indie internet filmmaker Olan Rogers with David Sacks serving as showrunner. The series involves an astronaut named Gary Goodspeed and his alien friend, Mooncake, and focuses on their adventures as they try to solve the mystery of “Final Space”.

Season 1[edit]

Chapter One[edit]

[first lines]
H.U.E.: The outcome was never in our favor, Gary.
Gary: Cut it to me straight, H.U.E. What are my chances of getting out of this mess?
H.U.E.: In your current state, you will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes. You are also leaking O2, Gary.
Gary: Huh, look at that. They went with green for a red alert. I mean, I would have went with red, a periwinkle. Heck, I mean, even egg nog. I don't even know if that's a color, but, oh, good Lord, now I just want egg nog.
H.U.E.: The rate of the leak will render you lifeless in nine minutes.
Gary: You are really buttering me up with fantastic news.
H.U.E.: I'm afraid, Gary, there is no foreseeable outcome where you survive.
Gary: These tickets suck -- right in the nosebleeds.

Gary: The less H.U.E. -- who, between us, is a bit of a dick -- knows about you, the better. [puts Mooncake on the shelf] Okay, let's get you in here. You ready? [closes the door on Mooncake]
Mooncake: Chookity! Chookity, chookity!
Gary: Please close. Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working. [moves Mooncake under the matress] I hide there sometimes. I'm like a mattress ghost. Don't tell anyone. Oh, perfect! Per-- no, it's not perfect. That sucks. Why does that suck so hard?! Okay, how about this? [puts underwear on Mooncake's head] Sometimes I hide -- I like to hide from myself by putting underwear on the circumference of my head. How about that? How's it fit?
Mooncake: Chookity.
Gary: Perfect!

Chapter Two[edit]

Green Alien: I love Mommy more!
Blue Alien: No, I love Mommy more!
Gary: Okay, just, uh -- stop -- keep -- stop tugging too hard, babies.
[they grab on until they scream]
David: Melanie?! Oh, God!
Gary: So you probably have a few questions.
David: Get out of here, you maniac!
[David starts to cry]

[Gary and Avocato are falling down the room]
Gary: We're falling! Oh, my gosh!
Gary and Avocato: Wahhh! [they bump into a window]
Gary: Oh, my God, David, kids! It's me, your mother! [the aliens scream] No, my arm! I forgot my arm back up there! [the lasers start to shoot] This is no good! H. U. E, pick up, pick up! [the doors close] Are those what I think they are?
Avocato: Viper turrets.
Gary: Okay, that's not good. That's not good! Quick, hug me.
Avocato: Hug you?
Gary: Hug a friend!
Avocato: What?
Gary: Hug me! Oh, we're hugging!
[Gary and Avocato hug each other and leave the room]

Chapter Three[edit]

[the cookies started to come out]
Gary: Aaah! Why am I the only one covered in cookies? You have no cookies!
Avocato: Gary, de-think the cookies!
Gary: Not sure that's possible. I'm a very creative guy. Like, wouldn't it be cool if they had, like, laser eyes? [the cookies started to shoot] Run! [he and Avocato start to run] Oh, my God!
Avocato: Think of something else! Anything else!
Gary: What, like tridents?
Avocato: No! No!
Gary: Yeah! Yes!
Avocato: No! Not like tridents! [he jumps]
Gary: I'm thinking about little trident-wielding laser-shooting death cookies! I'm thinking of nothing, nothing, nothing. Oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh, my gosh.
Mr. Cookie: I'm going to eat your eyes out.
Mrs. Cookie: And pee in your sockets!
Mr. Cookie: You're never going to leave this place.
Gary: [sees a cookie runnning] Why is that one cookie lone-wolfing it across the edge? Oh! He's leaping! Whoa! He's like an angel! Oh, my God
Mr. Cookie: I'm going to kill you!
Gary: It's stabbing my eyes! [he and Avocato fall]

Quinn: Hi, Gary.
Gary: Quinn? It's been a long time.
Quinn: Come here. I missed you.
Gary: Is it really you?
Quinn: Closer.
Gary: Get off me! It's part of the trap.
Quinn: Gary, don't listen to him.
Avocato: You need to trust me. She isn't real.
Little Cato: Are we going home, dad?
Avocato: Trust me, buddy. We both need to wake up.
Gary: I don't want to wake up.
Avocato: Then you're really not going to want this. [the pieces start to crack]

Chapter Four[edit]

Quinn: Nice work. I need to commandeer your ship. I have a class-three priority.
Gary: Quinn, you look every bit as spicy as the last time I saw you.
Quinn: Great, and you are again?
Gary: Oh-ho-ho! How I've missed your razor-sharp wit.
Quinn: No, seriously, I have no idea who you are.
Gary: Really?
Quinn: You resemble no one I know, so, yeah, really.
Gary: Seriously?
Quinn: Seriously.
Gary: Oh, dear Lord, you're suffering from amnesia!
Quinn: I'm suffering from an emergency that's going to destroy Earth.
Gary: [laughs] Quinn, you really expect me to believe you don't know who I am? Hold on. I know how to fix this. This is the real raw Gary.
Quinn: [laughs] That didn't fix it, whoever you are.
Gary: What a dagger to the heart. I'm the guy who, for the past five years, has been sending daily documentaries to the woman who has no idea who I am!
Quinn: Wow, that sucks. I never got any of them. Now, if you could just show me where the bridge is It's all good.
Gary: Life, you know? [walks away]
Quinn: Hmm, cute guy, but issues, definite issues.

[Gary rewinds to his flashback as a kid]
John: How's my boy doing?
Kid Gary: Great.
Gary: Dad? [puts his hand on his dad] That's unsettling.
Woman: The new Imperium T-3 Cruiser will bridge us to the next galaxy, and the countdown has begun.
John: Hey, you want to watch the launch outside?
Kid Gary: You bet! [hops on his dad]
Gary: Dad!
John: Keep your eyes open. It'll be taking off right over there.
Kid Gary: One day, I'm gonna do that.
John: You are, huh?
Kid Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna have a whole bunch of adventures.
John: A whole bunch?
Kid Gary: Bunches and bunches.
Gary: Why are you showing this to me? Answer me, you drug-dealer caterpillar! [time files] I remember this.
[kid Gary is sitting at his treehouse and his father comes]
John: Son.
Kid Gary: I could come with you.
John: There's nothing more in the world that I would want, but not this time, little buddy. I have to do this one alone. You won't understand, but know that I'm doing this for you. Can you make me a promise?
Kid Gary: Yeah.
John: Promise me you'll have your own adventures.
Kid Gary: I will.
John: Bunches and bunches. Here, this fellow will look after you while I'm gone. [gives his pet to him]
Kid Gary: What's his name?
John: Mooncake.

Chapter Five[edit]

Quinn: Avocato and I will scout on foot. The rest of you stay back and repair the ship. Come on, Avocato, let's go.
Gary: [tries to catch up] What?! If I could pour a tall glass of truth-juice for you real quick, Quinn, I am not feeling the trust.
Quinn: I only trust three people in this world my dog, my sister, and every single member of the Infinity Guard.
Gary: You're insane, my lady. The Infinity Guard tried to kidnap you. And they tried to take over the Galaxy One. And dogs aren't even people.
Quinn: I have no reason to trust any of you, so I'm going with the guy literally covered in guns. [she and Avocato leave]

Avocato: Let me give you some advice, buddy.
Gary: Yes.
Avocato: If you want Quinn to trust you, you gotta step up and show her you can lead. Make direct eye contact, then don't let go until you kiss her soul with your eyelashes. Like this. [swipes eyes] Too much, or just enough?
Gary: Oh, my wow. Oh, my wow! It's glorious!
Avocato: Yeah. So you got it?
Gary: I got it. It's done. Done and done.

Chapter Six[edit]

Avocato: Are you sure to do this? There's a 99% chance that this is a trap.
Gary: Traps are just open casting calls for heroes. Plus, you already tied up Quinn, so there's no real rebound after that.
Avocato: You're a good friend.
Gary: I would've gone with great. But whatever. I'll take good.
Avocato: What is happening
Gary: I think we're about to hug.
Avocato: Should we?
Gary: The siren's call is beckoning us to embrace. We shan't ignore her. [he hugs Avocato] Hell, yeah.
Avocato: Thanks, bud. Needed that.
Gary: Let's get your boy back.
Mooncake: [comes in and laughs] Chookity!
Gary: Mooncake, we're gonna need rich sacks of back up. We're goin' down to the Lord Commander's prison colony. It's dangerous! It's life-threatening! We're probably gonna die. I You got my back, little buddy?
Mooncake: Chookity!
Gary: I didn't really sell that very well, did I? Crap! So no back up. Just two hombres with a dream, let's do this. [they team up]

[before Avocato's death]
Avocato: As excited as I am about today, I'm even more excited for tomorrow.
Little Cato: Yeah.
Avocato: [gasps] No!
Gary: No.
Avocato: Take care of my boy.
Little Cato: No! D-Dad!
[the area explodes and Avocato dies]

Chapter Seven[edit]

Gary: Avocato? It's been three days since you died. I have to say I'm I'm struggling here, man. You said to look after your boy, and I can barely look after myself. I really think you picked the wrong guy. Granted, there wasn't a big pool to pick from, but I guess what I'm trying to say is I miss you, friend. What do you think I should do? I mean, I-I I need a sign, man. You know, maybe rattle some glasses if I should give him some space or flicker the lights. You know, just a little flicker if I should try harder. Any ghost-related stuff at all would be great. Or nothing. Nothing works, too.

Little Cato: Can you get me to the Lord Commander?
Gary: Ok....possibly, what do you wanna do?
Little Cato: I wanna slit his throat and splash in his life juice!

Chapter Eight[edit]

[Gary goes inside a room]
Bolo: Come forth, Gary.
Gary: Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay. This is new.
Bolo: In order to face what's ahead, you need to face what's inside of you.
Gary: Oh, look! - There's a Construction Hat Gary.
Construction Hat Gary: Hey!
Gary: There's an Eagle-Faced Gary.
Eagle-Faced Gary: Hi!
Gary: Cookie-Headed Gary.
Cookie-Headed Gary: What's up?
Gary: Oh, my gosh! Little Micro Gary.
Little Micro Gary: Hey!
Gary: Who's that?
Bolo: That's the Amazing Mustache Gary.
Amazing Mustache Gary: Gary, you're never gonna be able to grow one of these. A thick, rich, luscious mustache. Oh, it feels so gooooood!

John: Son. Grab the plasma torch.
[Gary grabs the plasma torch from the shelf as his dad enters the room]
Gary: What are you doing? Dad! Dad, don't do this without me!
John: [inside a room] Son, you have your own time to worry about.
Gary: Dad! This, this was my idea.
John: Yeah, but it's my responsibility. There's another anti-matter bomb in New York. The one on Earth. Use it to close this breach in your time. You know, I had only one regret when I left. Thought I was never gonna get the chance to see the man you would've grown up to be. Well, now I know he's better than I would've ever hoped.
Gary: Please don't Stop. Please. Stop. Stop. Stop! Stop! No! Please no! Stop! I'm not gonna let you die. Not again. I'm gonna come get you!
John: Make me a promise, son. Save the Earth. Nah, you're right. "Universe" sounds much cooler.
Gary: What if I can't do it?
John: Try your best.
Gary: What if my best isn't good enough?
John: It's good enough for me.
[his dad starts flying and opens the torch as the area starts to explode]
Gary: NO!

Chapter Nine[edit]

KVN: We're best friends now. Guys, do you hear this? - We're best friends now. [comes over to Gary]
Gary: We're not even friends.
KVN: Right. We're best friends.

[before the battle]
Lord Commander: This could have been so easy. But time and time again, you chose the harder path. The darker path. It's time for you to see that your choices have consequences. I will give you one last chance to hand over Mooncake.
Mooncake: Chookity.
Little Cato: Hell. No. He is one of us.
Tribore: I don't really know him. But he seems very popular.
Quinn: He stays with us.
Gary: Never.
Lord Commander: Then death it is!
Little Cato: I'm coming for you.
Lord Commander: Ah, yes, I've seen that face before. The face of loss.
Little Cato: We have the Anti-Matter bomb! We will close the breach you will die!
Lord Commander: [laughs] I look forward to it.
H.U.E.: I'm detecting the approach of an armada of heavy incinerators.
Little Cato: Everyone's gonna die.
Gary: You aren't wrong. They're all going to die. If he wants a war, he's got one. Let's do this.

Chapter Ten[edit]

HUE: KVN, if you don't get on the outside turret, I will beat you within one inch of your life.
KVN: Guys, I'm the most expendable! Congratulations to me!

[Gary is shooting HIVE robots on the Galaxy 1 bridge]
KVN: Hey, Gary?
Gary: What is it, KVN?
[KVN floats by a window, heavily damanged]
KVN: It's been fun, right?
Gary: Oh! KVN! [runs to the window]
KVN: I guess? Hey! [KVN's voice begins fading] I had fun... [KVN shuts down]
[Gary begins tearing up]
Gary: It's so beautiful.

Quinn: What are you doing?
Gary: Finishing the job. Except I'm the one taking it to the breach. It's my mission. Too bad. It's my destiny. [walks away]
Quinn: Why are you fighting me?
Gary: Because I can take anything, except losing you! Oh, God, why, Quinn?! Why are we in this situation?!
Quinn: From the moment I discovered the gravitational disturbance, I knew this was my life's work. If you really have feelings for me - let me see this through to the end.
Gary: I am genuinely perplexed here! 'Cause I'm I'm trying to stop you from dying.
Quinn: Please.
Gary: Then, Quinn Ergon, I will use every last breath to make sure you succeed. That's a real, raw promise. [he and Quinn kiss] Hell Hell, yeah! More of that when you come back.
Quinn: Don't die on me.
Gary: Funny, I thought I was gonna be the hero - but it's you.
Quinn: No, it's both of us. Always has been.[she leaves]

[after the Earth disappears]
Quinn: Gary?
Gary: Quinn.
Quinn: I'm sorry.
Gary: For what?
Quinn: Not telling you sooner.
Gary: You can tell me when you come back.
Quinn: Gary.
Gary: No, don't. Don't say it.
Quinn: I'm not coming back.
Gary: Quinn.
Quinn: We've lost the Earth, but I can still save you. Goodbye, Gary. I'll miss you.
[the area explodes]

Cast[edit]

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