Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009) is an American animated television series created by Craig McCracken for Cartoon Network. The series revolve around Mac and Bloo as they interact with other imaginary friends and house staff and live out their day-to-day adventures, often getting caught up in various predicaments.

Season 1[edit]

House of Bloo's [1.01-1.03][edit]

Terrence: [first line of the series] Wait, stop! I just wanna punch you!
Terrence: You... Bloofus! Heh ha heh ha!
Bloo: [stops running for what he heard in anger] Bloofus?! Bloofus?
Mac: His name is Blooregard Q. Kazoo, and you know it, Terrence!
Bloo: Right, right, or Blooey, Bloo the Blue Dude, El Blooderino, or hey, how 'bout just Bloo? Heh! But come on, man, Bloofus? Heh! How stupid can you get?
Terrence: Look, no STUPID imaginary friend of my STUPID little brother is gonna tell me how STUPID I am, cause I know just how STUPID I-- [sees Mac and Bloo are about to burst out laughing] SHUT UP!
Terrence: [pretending to be whinny] Mommy, Mommy! [hugs his mother around her waist] Mac and Bloo are mean to me! I was being a good boy looking after my sweet little brother. When all of a sudden, his crazy imaginary friend, Bloo, went insane and started to tear the house apart! I tried to stop him, but when Mac joined in they started beating on me! If it wasn't for you coming home, there's no telling what they would have done to me! Oh, thank you for saving me, Mommy!
Mac: [shocked with anger] What?!
Bloo: That is so not what happened! Terrence--
Mac's Mom: Is the oldest and is in charge of this house when I am not home…
Terrence: Ha!
Mac's Mom: And I expect to him to act like the oldest and set a good example by telling the truth.
Mac and Bloo: Ha!
Terrence: But, Mommy, I was telling--
Mac's Mom: Terrence, you expect me to believe that a 13-year-old boy was overpowered by an 8-year-old and his cute little imaginary friend?
Bloo: Yeah, Mac's a wimp.
Mac: And Bloo's spineless.
Terrence: But, Mom…
Mac's Mom: [sighs] Terrence, I've had a long day, and I'm too tired to deal with your made-up sob stories. Just go to your room.
[Terrence grumpily obeys as Mac and Bloo laugh, tease, and make faces at him]
Mac's Mom: Mac, Bloo, that's enough.
Mac: But--
Bloo: Terrence--
Mac's Mom: Is not the only one at fault here. I'm fed up with the three of you always fighting. We need to talk.
Bloo: Okay, sure. Come on, Mac.
Mac's Mom: No, Bloo. I need to talk to Mac…alone.
Bloo: It's okay, Mac. I'll be right here. I'm not going anywhere.
[Mac guiltily walks to his room with his mother as she closes the door behind her; Bloo's face then changes from happy to sad]
Mac's Mom: Mac, now you know how tired I am of you three fighting.
Mac: But it was Terrence. He always picks on me and treats me like a baby.
Mac's Mom: And why do you think he does that?
Mac: ’Cause he's a jerk?
Mac's Mom: Well, yes, but, can you think of any other reasons?
Mac: Uhh...
Mac's Mom: Maybe because of Bloo?
Mac: Bloo? Why?
Mac's Mom: Because, Mac, you're 8-years-old, and you still have your imaginary friend.
Mac: So what? Lots of kids have their own imaginary friends. You see them every day on the streets, or in the stores. You even had one when you were little.
Mac's Mom: Yes, when I was little, but by the time when I was your age, I didn't need my imaginary friend anymore.
Mac: Who are you saying?
[Bloo hears and listens through the door]
Mac's Mom: I think it's time you got rid of Bloo.
Mac: WHAT?!?
Mac's Mom: I'm sorry, Mac, I just think it's time. You need to grow up and be a big boy, and say be nice to Bloo.
Mac: Yes, Mom, it's fair! We're best friends. We'll be good. I-I-I'll keep him locked in my room! M-Mom, PLEASE!
Mac's Mom: Mac, yes. This is about you promising to be good or keeping Bloo locked up. The fact thing is, you're a big boy now, and you're too good for him.
Mac: But--
Mac's Mom: My decision is final. You have got to keep Bloo. I'm too good, Mac. [opens the door and leaves as Bloo falls on the floor looking completely shocked] Oh, I'm sorry about that, Bloo.
Terrence: [shoots a spitwad at Bloo in the eye and snickers maliciously] Hasta la bye-bye.
[Mac and Bloo walk down the sidewalk toward the Foster house in front of the gates]
Bloo: This is the place I was telling you about. Pretty cool, huh?
Mac: I...I don’t know, Bloo. Are you sure?
Bloo: [pushes the gates open] Totally! [starts walking towards the house] The commercial said it was some fantastical, magical place for imaginary friends who need a place to crash, hang out, and do stuff. It's gonna be great! [walks up to the doors and knocks]
Mac: I guess you're right. But still.
Bloo: Mac, I know you're worried, but listen. With me living here, your mom will be happy, Terrence will leave you alone, and you can visit me every day. It's perfect! Our problems are solved!
Frankie: [comes down the stairs with George Mucus, wearing a wrapped up bandage on his arm] Now you know why you're not supposed to run around with Scissors? Scissors? Scissors?
Scissors: [enters the foyer] Yeah?
Frankie: Scissors, what do you say?
Scissors: I'm sorry.
Frankie: Okay, go play. DON'T RUN!
Wilt: Oh guys, this is Eduardo. He's one of the nicest imaginary friends here at Foster's! He couldn't hurt a fly!
Eduardo: Oh si, I'm too scared of them anyway!
Wilt: Big, small, young, old.
Mr. Herriman: [offended] Why, I never.
Wilt: Happy, sad, good, bad.
Duchess: [offended as well] Well, I never.
Frankie: Mac, Bloo, Foster’s is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.
Mac: What?
Frankie: He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.
Bloo: [horrified shock] ADOPTION?!
Wilt: Yeah. For one reason or another, we've all been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.
Bloo: Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.
Mac: Wait.
Bloo: What?! Come on, Mac, adoption?
Mac I know, but what else can I do? Mom said.
Bloo: But-
Mac: But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow-
Frankie: He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, he will be adopted.
Mac: Okay.
Bloo: Okay? OKAY?!
Mac: Don't worry, I will be here. [Bloo holds his arms out for a hug] A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. [leaves] I'll be back. I promise!
Mr. Herriman: "I'll be back." Hmpf! If I had a carrot for each time I'd heard that, I'd be such a very fat rabbit!But don't worry, Master Bloo, you look like a fine imaginary friend and will most certainly be snatched up by a new child in no time.
Bloo: Then I guess it's true. Mac doesn't want me after all.
Mac: [off-screen] Shut up. [in front of the doors] Don’t want you? What are you, crazy?!
Bloo: [surprised] Mac!
Frankie: [impressingly surprised] Well, what do you know?
Bloo: [gets down from Herriman's desk, blows a raspberry at the naughty spoiled girl, and rushes over to Mac] Do you have any what I've been through all day?! Where were you?
Mac: School.
[Frankie watches Mac, Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco play together in the yard while Mr. Herriman deals with paperwork.]
Frankie: I think this one is different. I don't think he's gonna abandon his friend!
Mr. Herriman: Don't be so naive, Miss Francis. It's unbecoming. You know as well as I that it is just a matter of time before young Master Mac tires of his beloved Bloo, at which time his visits will cease, and Master Bloo will be placed in the care of a new child... who will eventually tire of him, as well.
Frankie: Ugh, why do you always have to be so negative? I mean, come on! Look at that. They're absolutely inseparable! Plus, the guys have really taken to him, too.
Mr. Herriman: It's just a cruel fact of life, Miss Francis. Every child tires of their imaginary friend eventually...
Frankie: (leans over his shoulder and gives him a knowing grin) Yours didn't.
[She leaves, passing a portrait of Madame Foster. Herriman stops briefly, but continues working, knowing Frankie's words are true]
Mac: [burst in through the doors] BLOO!
Frankie: He's gone, Mac. He's--
Eduardo: [bursts out crying] BEEN ADOPTED!!!
Mac: Yeah, yeah, I know, who cares? Now-
Wilt: Mac! You-You heartless jerk! Sorry, sorry. NO I'M NOT SORRY! Is that okay, that I'm not sorry?
Mac: It's fine. Now look, we gotta try and get him back 'cause--
Coco: [angrily interrupts squawking] Co co cococococo. CO- CO. Coco coco co!
Frankie: You go, girl!
Coco: Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [short pause] COCO!
Mac: I assume that had something to do with "If you gotta show up late, you have to accept the consequences and you friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and bla bla bla bla bla.” But that's just it! I'm late because the kid that adopted Bloo is a total jerk, ‘cause-
Mr. Herriman: [comes out of his office] Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the most well behaved children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you must accept that--
Frankie: We've already been through that.
Mr. Herriman: What? Who?
Eduardo: Coco. She explained.
Mr. Herriman: And Master Mac understood her?
Wilt: Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.
Eduardo: Sí, he create Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.
Mr. Herriman: Most impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.
Wilt: Oh yeah.
Eduardo: Sí.
Coco: Coco.
Frankie: Totally.
Mr. Herriman: Hm.
Wilt: Yap.
Eduardo: Muy bueno.
Coco: Coco.
Frankie: I'll say.
Mr. Herriman: Ah.
Wilt: Sure is.
Eduardo: It's true.
Coco: Coco.
Frankie: Right.
Mr. Herriman: Hm.
Mac: YES! Fine, we got it, I'm a super smart kid, okay? Great! But there's one thing I can't figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just "stupid stupid", but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a plan like this, so he must be working with somebody. Somebody who could and would wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. But what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?
Frankie: DUCHESS!!!
Mac: Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!
[the others make noises of disgust]
Wilt: Aw man! I'm sorry, but that was not okay!
Eduardo: Muy stinko!
Coco: Coco!
Terrence: Lame! That was stupider than even me!
Bloo: Yeah, Mac! "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid!
Frankie: I guess Extemeasauruses don't have much of a taste for something so, [referring to Duchess] spoiled-
Mr. Herriman: [referring to Terrence] Rotten.

Store Wars [1.04][edit]

Frankie: Mac! I'm so glad I found you first! You are the voice of reason among RAVING LUNATICS!

The Trouble with Scribbles [1.05][edit]

[Bloo is spraying air freshener while Frankie and Mac are cleaning]
Mac: Quit it, Bloo!
Bloo: What? I'm just trying to clean.
Mac: Spraying air freshener isn't cleaning.
Bloo: Is too! I'm cleaning the air. Cleaning and freshening.
Frankie: Well, go find some other place to clean and freshen, would ya?
Bloo: Fine, if that's how you feel about it. But don't come crying to me when your air gets all stale and filthy.
Frankie: [annoyed] I'll keep that in mind.
Mr. Herriman: The autumn of 1984 was cold... and cruel.
[Fade to sepia-toned outside shot of the building in the year of 1984; A door opens and millions of scribbles come flying out of the window; Herriman, Madame Foster and young Frankie are floating amidst the swarm]
Young Frankie: Sowwy, Mister Hewwiman.
[Cut back to present]
Frankie: (annoyed) I said I was sowwy.
Mr. Herriman: "Sowwy" doesn't make up for the fact that we were forced to take up residence in the unicorn stables for 46 days.
Madame Foster: [passing through, gleefully] It was like camping.

Busted [1.06][edit]

Mac, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco: [to Bloo] Oooooooohhhhhh!!! You are so busted!
Bloo: What happened?
Eduardo: It's Madame Foster.
Bloo: What?
Mac: You busted her bust.
Bloo: What?
Wilt: Herriman's prized possession.
Bloo: What?
Coco: Coco coco coco co.
Wilt: She's right. Herriman's totally gonna kill you!
Bloo: I don't believe this. I was in the clear, man. I was gonna stand here perfectly still all day. I wouldn't have broken anything. Then you guys come along with all your no comprendo and “I don't understand”. Make me move and knock over stuff, and then what do you do? You turn on me. That stinks! Thanks a lot, guys.
Wilt: How about I say I did it?
Bloo: It's okay, guys. Forget it. It was me, all me, not you, and I'm not letting any of you take the blame. It's okay, that's it, I'm going. I'm packing up, [grabs a bindle] I'm heading out, I'm making history.
Mac: [stops Bloo from leaving] Hold on there, Hobo Joe. Maybe we can do something.
Coco: Co coco.
Mac: Fix it? How?
Eduardo: Coco es loco.
Bloo: No, she's right. Don's you see? Busting this bust is gonna get me as busted as anyone can get busted. So anything bad I do from now on is nothing, and if I have to break some rules so I can fix what I busted, maybe, just maybe, I won't end up getting busted at all. Come on, time for plan A--fix it.
Mr. Herriman: [on the intercom] Miss Frances! Disaster in the kitchen! Please come immediately!
Frankie: [busy reversing the toilet rolls in all the bathrooms] YOU WANT THIS TOILET PAPER OR NOT?!
Mac: Okay. Now, if I was Mr. Herriman and I had glue, where would I put it?
Coco: [points up to a small box above the office fireplace] Coco co?
Mac: "Items for imaginary friends to NEVER, NEVER TOUCH NEVER!!!" Sounds right.
[Frankie accidentally breaks all of Herriman's spare busts]
Mr. Herriman: Well, Miss Frances, rules are rules. Clean it up.
Frankie: Rules, schmules. I'm gonna clean YOU up, you crazy rabbit! COME BACK HERE AND I'LL CLEAN YOUR CLOCK!!!
Mr. Herriman: Aah! Please, Miss Frances! You know the rules! No running in the house!

Dinner is Swerved [1.07][edit]

Mac: I... I can't...
Bloo: You can.
Mac: But...
Bloo: Try.
Mac: The red?
Bloo: No, the brown.
Mac: You mean...?
Bloo: Yes!
Mac: Oh, I...
Bloo: Good!
Mac: I think...
Bloo: Yes!
Mac: With the chips?
Bloo: Left!
Mac: Left?
Bloo: Right!
Mac: Right?
Bloo: No, left is right!
Mac: Uhh, next to the...
Bloo: Yes, yes, yes, you did it! That brown corner, left of the chips sign, next to the phone-pole, is the corner of the roof of your apartment! How cool is that?
Mac: Wow...That's...eh...real cool.
Bloo: Don't you get it? THAT is your house and you can see it from HERE!
Mac: Mhhhm
Bloo: You're stupid. You just can't appreciate the little things in life.
Mac: [sarcastically] Like the corners of apartments?
Bloo: Yes you are a stupid and terrible person because you have no appreciation for the corners of apartments.
Mac: We went down! Not up - down!
Bloo: [dazed with hunger] This place is crazy, it's crazy. I'm so hungry, I'm crazy! Oh, look, it's the pizza man! Hi, pizza man! We're really high up, and you look like an ant!
Mac: Wait! What did you just say?
Bloo: Ant.
Mac: No, before that.
Bloo: Uh, an.
Mac: Before that.
Bloo: Um, like.
Mac: Before that.
Bloo: Look.
Mac: No, uh. 9 words before that.
Bloo: Um, hi.
Mac: And after that?
Bloo: Pizza.
Mac: And then?
Bloo: Man!
Mac: Hi, pizza man?
Bloo: [still dazed] Hello!

Berry Scary [1.09][edit]

Berry: Hi there! I'm Berry...
Bloo: Hey, you're that girl.
Berry: How sweet of you to notice.
Bloo: Being a burden is great. It's like my... seventh favourite thing to be.
Berry: [berserk with anger] IT'S NOT FAIR! I'm the sweetest girl in the world! and I stayed in the STUPID house with these STUPID PEOPLE!
Frankie: A little sour under that sweetness.
Eduardo: And a little loco.
Berry: so I could shower you with MY snickerdoodles, scrapbook and way with noticing. We have to do this together. This has to be OUR record. This was supposed to be OUR GIANT RUBBER BAND BALL OF LOVE!
Bloo: Who said anything about love, Heather?
Berry: MY NAME IS BERRY!
Bloo: Really? Because you look like a Heather to me.

Seeing Red / Phone Home [1.10][edit]

Terrence: Okay, now it's time for you to do what you were created to do: smash Bloo! You got it?
Red: Yeah, yeah. Smash Bloo.
Terrence: That's my boy. Now go, get Bloo.
[Red leaves]
Terrence: Oh, man. This is gonna to be so rad!
Red: Got Bloo.
Terrence: That was fast.
Red: [holds up flower] Smash Bloo.
Terrence: What?
Red: [sniffs flower] Mmm. Bloo smash pretty.
Beagle-Puss: [after seeing the man in a cell phone suit go by] I've heard of a mobile phone, but this is ridiculous.
Bloo: Hey, did you see a-
Beagle-Puss: I already made the joke, son.

Who Let the Dogs In? [1.11][edit]

Eduardo: Azul? You no el perrito!
Bloo: I most certainly am not a burrito!

Bloooo [1.13][edit]

Bloo: So what are we watching?
Wilt: [with mouth full] A cweacha feature.
Bloo: A "kweecha feecha"??
Wilt: Sowwy. [swallows popcorn] A creature feature.
Eduardo: [worried] A creature feature?
Wilt: It's okay Eduardo, don't worry.
Bloo: Yeah Ed, it's probably just some silly old movie about a silly old ghost and some silly old house on some silly old hill.
Commentator on TV: The Curse of the Cannibal Ghost of the Haunted House on Horror Hill!
Wilt: Good call!
Bloo: I thought steam was supposed to unstuff me. I gotta get some air in here. [groans as he pulls at the chains on the window]
Eduardo: The rattling! The terrible rattling!
[Bloo bursts out of the bathroom, trying to get the chains off him, and Eduardo screams]
Wilt: It's the Cannibal Ghost!
[Wilt and Eduardo both scream, Wilt jumps in fright and gets his head stuck in the ceiling, Eduardo runs, and Coco comes down the hall still dressed like a ghost]
Coco: COOOOOOOOOOOCCCOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [Bloo screams] Coco! Coco! COCO!
Bloo: Coco?
[Eduardo runs and screams, bursting through the walls. He bumps into a wall-like imaginary friend and gets sent flying back]
Wall Friend: Watch where you're goin', pal!
[Eduardo screams]
Wilt: Sorry. Really. Won't happen again. Go on back to bed. Don't you worry about a thing. Everything little thing is gonna be alright, there's definitely not a- [Eduardo grabs him and pulls him down] Cannibal Ghost...
[Wilt and Eduardo fall and they get scared when they see Bloo draped in Coco's sheet]
Bloo: Coco? Coco? Coco?
Wilt: Coco? It's been you this whole time, hasn't it!? Why, of all the rotten tricks to- [he removes the sheet, revealing Bloo underneath]
Bloo: Oh... [Eduardo screams and runs. Wilt says "Humuna" in fright many times. Eduardo comes back, grabs Wilt and runs, and screams] Hey, guys... [sneezes] Wait up a sec...
Wilt: Who you gonna call?
Coco: [to the tune of Ghostbusters] Co co-co!
Wilt: Nah, they've been out of business for years. If we' wanna save our friends from this phantom menace, we're gonna have to do it ourselves. So, how did they stop the ghost in the movie?

Season 2[edit]

Partying is Such Sweet Soiree [2.01][edit]

Bloo: [describing the party to Mac] ...and on the 6th floor, "Ring Around the Rosie" [suggestively, elbowing Mac] If you know what I mean!
Mac: Not really...
Bloo: Yeah, me neither.
Mac: [sugar high] Pour some sugar on Mac!

Sight for Sore Eyes / Bloo's Brothers [2.04][edit]

Bloo: [addressing his doubles] I am Bloo, and you are my minions! Wahahahahaha! [clones laugh] Alone, you are nothing but cheap knockoffs of a really cool dude, but together, we are stronger than any army! And I think we all know what you must do. [the Bloos blink and stare at each other] That's right! We must sing the theme from the Ice Charades in one hundred-part harmony!!
[inside the community room, the other Bloos gather and sing]
Bloos: [singing] Oh, Ice Charades, you're so icy and fun
Oh, Ice Charades, it's not the "capade" one
Oh, Ice Charades, every year comes to town
Oh, Ice Charades, get your money back if a skater falls...
Comically Deep-Voiced Bloo: Dooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwn.
Frankie: [marches in as the song ends] Holy-guac-amole!
Bloo: Take five, everyone.
Frankie: Bloo - what have you done? Have you been playing with Mac's chemistry set again?!
Bloo: Yes, Frankie, yes I have. But that's not where these handsome devils came from.
Mac: Hi, Bloo. Ready to go to the Ice Charades?
Comically Deep-Voiced Bloo: Who are you?
Mac: [screams and starts attacking Comically Deep-Voiced Bloo] Who are you and what have you done with my friend?!
Bloo: Oh, I see you've met Comically Deep-Voiced Bloo.

Cookie Dough [2.05][edit]

Bloo: [through loudspeaker] Come and get the taste sensation that's sweeping the nation! The chocolate confection that's baked to perfection! The homemade concoction that's free of dioxin!
[the crowd stares at Bloo]
Bloo: What, dioxins? They're any of several carcinogenic or duratogenic tetracyclic hydrocarbons that incurs impurities in petroleum-derived herbicides, like meat and dairy products.
[the crowd continues staring]
Bloo: They're bad for you!
[the crowd cheers]
Frankie: [deranged with a cookie addiction] Must stop eating cookies... such delicious sugary goodness... NEVER! (shoves another cookie in her mouth) Cookies are your friend! You shall give in to the power of the triple chocolate! I've loved them since I was a baby, and she never gave me enough. (eats a bunch more cookies) So you need to eat MORE! As many as you can! LET NO ONE STOP YOU!

Frankie My Dear [2.06][edit]

Orlando Bloo: [sarcastically to Mac, beneath him] Don't mind if I do pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the plate on the table in front of me!
Mac: D'ooh... [his hands scrabble around on the table, picks up a spoon and stabs at the steak]
Orlando Bloo: Oh, silly me. A spoon can't pick up a steak!
Orlando Bloo: So, did Frankie ever tell you how we met? Well, I was busy studying at millionaire school, learning how to be a millionaire - which was silly really, because I already made a gazillion dollars in the paddle ball business - I just wanted to get my degree. Anyway, Frankie was working at the local roller derby and I just happened to be attending the roller derby regionals, and I couldn't help but notice her. So, after the game, I went up to her and said, "Hey, baby! I'm a gazillionaire!"

Mac Daddy [2.07][edit]

Cheese: [repeated line] I like chocolate milk.
Madame: Oh, he seems nice. What's his name dear?
Mac: Cheese.
Madame: What's that dear?
Mac: Cheese.
Madame: I'm sorry
Mac: Cheese! His name is Cheese!
Madame: Oh
Bloo: CHEESE?
Cheese: Yes.
Mac: No, not you, Cheese. Yes. Cheese.
Cheese: Yes.
Mac: Not you.
[Cheese pretends his toy horse is galloping up Bloo]
Bloo: Get outta here!
[Cheese walks away, and then sneaks up behind them, using his horse to listen in on Mac and Bloo]
Mac: Come on, I brought Mom's drill...
Bloo: So?
Mac: We can paint flames on the sides.
Bloo: So?
Mac: We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry Lane...
[Bloo's face lights up]
Bloo: [ecstatic] Oh, Mac, you mean it?
Mac: Of course. Just like I promised.
Bloo: Oh, Mac, you're the best kid an imaginary friend could ever ha- [he sees that Cheese has been putting his horse between them] -WILL YOU GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME?!?
Cheese: [beat] Now I'm a horsey!! Baaaaaaa! Baaaa, now you're a horsey! Giddyap! (crashes into Bloo) ...This floor tastes funny.
Mac: Time for paint!
Bloo: Awesome! Super duper red Hot Rod flames!
Cheese:Bunnies!
Bloo: Hot rod flames!
Cheese: Bunnies!
Bloo: Hot rod flames!
Cheese: Bunnies!
Bloo: Hot rod flames!
Cheese: Bunnies!
Bloo: HOT ROD FLAMES!
Cheese: Bunnies.
Bloo: HOT... ROD... FLAMES!
Cheese: [whispers] Bunnies.
Mac: QUIET!!
[scene goes to the hill, where the go kart is painted with flaming bunnies]
Bloo: [while pushing go-kart up the hill] I don't even know you anymore!
Mac: Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.
Cheese: I like cereal.
Eduardo: Oh. I like Potatoes!
Cheese: I like cereal.
Eduardo: Si, and I like potatoes.
Cheese: I like cereal.
Eduardo: Si. And I like potatoes?
Cheese: I LIKE CEREAL!!
Eduardo: I like potatoes...?
Cheese: I LIKE CEREAL!!!
[Eduardo gives Cheese to Wilt, who is unpacking groceries from their bags and putting them in the pantry. Cheese reaches for a box of cereal]
Wilt: Here buddy, let me help you.
Cheese: Let me do it!
[Wilt starts to move the cereal towards Cheese]
Cheese: Let me!
[Wilt cautiously tries again]
Cheese: NO, LET ME!!! [bites Wilt]
Wilt: OW!!
[Wilt gives Cheese to Coco, who is making orange juice. Cheese wants cocoa for cereal.]
Cheese: Cocoa.
Coco: Coco coco coco?
Cheese: Cocoa!
Coco: Co, co, coco coco coco?
Cheese: COCOA!
Coco: [annoyed] Co co co co!
[Cheese repeatedly saying cocoa to Coco]
Cheese: [repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
[Coco gets annoyed and gives Cheese to Mr. Herriman, who is writing a letter]
Mr Herriman: Can I help you?
Cheese: [repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
Mr Herriman: GOOD HEAVENS! Not another one!
[Mr. Herriman takes Cheese away, while Frankie is making cereal and gives Cheese at the kitchen who wants cereal]
Cheese: COCOA!
Frankie: Oh, no. Not another one! [crashes]
[Bloo is sitting on the couch watching tv and drinking a soda]
Frankie:[offscreen] BLOO! [she has a bowl on her head as Cheese is hanging by her shoulder and licking her]
Frankie: This is yours! [puts Cheese on the couch next to Bloo] YOU watch him!
Bloo: Hey Cheese, wanna play another game?
Cheese: I like games.
Cheese: 'Nother game, 'nother game, 'nother game, 'nother game, 'nother game, 'nother game 'nother game, 'nother game, 'nother game, 'nother game...
Bloo: Hey, Cheese. You wanna play another game?
Cheese: (Gasps) Yes!
Bloo: It's the most exciting, amazing, most funnest awesomest game ever.
Cheese: Yes, yes!
Bloo: You wanna know what it's called?
Cheese: Yes, yes, YES!
Bloo: Okay, it's called... [Locks Cheese in the room] "Sit still and be quiet in the closet FOR THE REST OF ENTERNITY!!!" MWHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PRuns off]
Bloo: [frantic] Where are you, little buddy?! Come on little bro! Speak to me! Tell me you're alright! CHEESE!!
Mac: Bloo, what's going on?
Bloo: Cheese! Speak to me! SPEAK TO ME!!!!!
Cheese: [offscreen] Yeah, I like potatoes.
Frankie: He was eating soap when I found him.
Cheese: Potatoes smell. Like flowers.
Cheese: I pooted.

Squeakerboxxx [2.08][edit]

Mr. Herriman: [glaring at Bloo] I dislike you with great intensity.

Bloo Done It [2.12][edit]

[Uncle Pockets arrives and everyone likes him, all except Bloo]
Frankie: Sounds to me like someone's jealous!
Bloo: Not jealous, journalist.

My So-Called Wife [2.13][edit]

Bloo: So, do we get our super awesome jet cars now?
Mr. Herriman: [sarcastically, stretching out his head to Bloo] Oh, yes... they're in the mail.
Bloo: Yes!!!
Mac: Um, Bloo. I think he was being sarcastic.
Bloo: Oh. But who cares?? We're getting jet cars!! Jet cars, dude!!!
Mac: No, see, he was just saying that because it isn't true.
Bloo: So he was lying?
Mac: No, he was using sarcasm. He said the opposite to make it funny! Ha ha!
Bloo: That wasn't funny. Knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock jokes are funny.
Mac: [sarcastically] Yeah. Knock-knock jokes are hilarious.
Bloo: That's what I'm saying!
Mac: No, I was being sarcastic.
Bloo: Stop it!
Mac: Frankie, explain sarcasm to Bloo.
Frankie: What? You don't understand sarcasm?
Bloo: No.
Frankie: But you use it all the time!
Bloo: Right. I use it all the time.
Frankie: See? You just used it!
Bloo: I did?! Sure I did, Frankie.
Mac: You're totally messing with us, aren't you?

Season 3[edit]

Camp Keep a Good Mac Down [3.03][edit]

[on a camping trip, Wilt is stuck in quicksand as a bear has just shown up]
Madame: Run for your lives, boys! I'll stave him off!
Mac: What about Wilt?
Wilt: Don't worry Mac. I'll probably sink before the bear gets me.

Duchess of Wails [3.04][edit]

Duchess: [spits out mouth wash on Eduardo, angrily to Wilt] You call this pre-gargled?! It's barely foaming!
Duchess' Family: If we adopt you, will you promise to behave?
Duchess: If you adopt me, will you promise to be less ugly?

Foster's Goes to Europe [3.06][edit]

Mac: Is this the flight to Europe?
Ticket Agent: Yes, it is. You just made it.
Mac: We made it! We made it!
Ticket Agent: Tickets?
Mac: I've got 'em! [he tries to get them out of his backpack but he realizes they're not there]
[later, everyone arrives home thanks to Mac for not having the tickets]
Frankie: [angrily] Grandma, we're home!
Mr. Herriman: Oh, Master Mac. I'm most upset by your careless behavior. [he rips the null and void schedule into tiny bite-sized pieces] My schedule is null and void.
Coco: Co! Coco coco co!
Edurado: [imitating Paco] I es muy disappointed in you, Senor Mac. [he glares at Mac with a growl and storms off]
Wilt: [upset] Usually, I can forgive anything, but- [he sniffles] I'm sorry. This is going to take me a while. Is that okay? [walks away]
Bloo: Real nice, Mac. Do you know how long I've been looking forward to this trip? I wouldn't give it up for the world! [whispers] For the world! [runs off]
Mac: [dumbfounded] But they were in my backpack! I swear!
Madame: [on the plane; revealing that she had all of Mac's tickets] Oh, I got everything I needed out of that hug! [laughs]

Go Goo Go [3.07][edit]

Mr. Herriman: [lecturing Mac and Bloo about Goo, stretching out his head to them] And whenever she comes to Foster's she comes completely overstimulated and thinks and creates and imagines. Willy Nilly!
Willy Nilly: [rolls into the room] No, see, my creator's name was Kevin.
Mr. Herriman: No one asked you, Master Willy!
Mac: [snapping at Goo after being barred from Foster's] I-DON'T-LIKE-YOU! Don't you get it? Nobody likes you! You're annoying and weird and you talk too much, and Bloo's name is not Chester, Mr. Herriman is not a badger, that's not how you play checkers, and protein doesn't come from bananas, it comes from nuts, which you don't need to eat more of because you are nuts! You're chock full of nuts! You're so nuts, you drive me nuts! [jumps in Goo's face] Get it? Getitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetit?! Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and they all want you to just GO HOME!

A Lost Claus [3.10][edit]

Mac: There's no Santa. Eh... No Santa. [lays on his side] Eh... No Santa. [shivers]
Bloo: This is a travesty! This is the most catastrophic, cataclysmic, cata... cata... cata-awful occurrence this world has ever known!! Do you realize what this means?!
Mac: It means that everything in the world is a lie!!! [sobs]
Bloo: Um, no! It means I get one crummy gift this year! And you know it's gonna be lame because it's from Herriman! He's probably gonna get me socks! Socks Mac. SOCKS! No! No! I refuse to accept it. Santa's real! Real I tell you!
Mac: Just think about it. Nothing about Santa makes any logical sense. Man, I'm so stupid! I actually believed that a huge fat guy can get his big behind down a chimney. I totally bought at someone could miraculously travel around the world in just one night. I mean, geez! That's just so totally bogus! Even with magic deer! And as such a total bonehead, I completely fell for it that someone that lives in the North Pole has some resources to manufacture and produce brand name toys. And not get his jolly red suit... [Bloo slaps him] Ow!
Bloo: [shakes Mac] Get a hold of yourself!! I'm not going to give up Santa without a fight! And neither will you! [continuously shakes Mac] Do you hear me?!
Mac: [feeling dizzy] Yes, just stop shaking me!
Bloo: [drops Mac] Come on. We're going to conduct a few experiments.
[Mac walks with dizziness]

Setting a President [3.12][edit]

Mac: If you're just joining us, Frankie, Mr. Herriman and Bloo are all running for House President. And now, we're gonna watch the big candidate's debate.
Frankie: Well, I've been caring for imaginary friends for a long time, and over the years I've learned a few things. I've spent the time to ask you what you want. You told me you wanted bedtime to be a half-hour later - YOU GOT IT! [crowd of imaginary friends cheers] You told me you want bigger dinner portions with vegetarian options - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] You told me you want the doorbell to play Camptown Ladies - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] I'm the candidate of the people! I care about this house! I care about your needs! Whatever you need to be happy, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!!! [the crowd cheers again]
Mac: Okay, Mr. Herriman. Same question. What would you change?
Mr. Herriman: Not a thing! Everything is perfectly fine around here. [crowd is silent; someone coughs "Loser!"]
Mac: Aaaall righty. Bloo, how about you? If you were president, what would you change?
Bloo: [after a long silence] Herriman smells like pooh! [the crowd cheers again]
Mr. Herriman: But he's just mudslinging! [Bloo literally throws mud in his face] I should have seen that coming.
Eduardo: Señor Herriman?
Herriman: Well, of course it's five, you numbskull!
Eduardo: Bloo?
Bloo: You know, Ed, my opponents say 5, but I say that's not good enough! I say 6! Or 7!! Or even 42!
Crowd: WHOO-HOO! [cheering]
Mac: Bloo, ever since you've been here, you broke a statue of Madame Foster, opened a secret door reeking havoc on everyone, uploaded a video to make an international fool out of Mr. Herriman, flooded the house, threw a party against house rules, sabatoged a date Frankie had, destroyed a beloved toy elephant, completely ruined my reputation at school, blew the roof off the house...
Bloo: Your point?

Room With A Feud [3.16][edit]

Bloo: Whoo-hoo, I win! [confidently] He meant "biggest for your size." I'm huge for my size.
Wilt: Sorry Bloo, everybody knows I'm the biggest.
Eduardo: You es the tallest. I am biggest! I have the most muscle.
Wilt: I'm sorry Ed, but that's not true. You're all fur. I'm a lean, mean, muscle machine! [wiggles his arms to demonstrate] Look at that, Look at that!
[Wilt proceeds to wiggle his arms out while the other friends try to imitate him.]
Eduardo: [holds his arms out, but cannot wiggle them] I do that! I do that!
Coco: [stands on her head to wiggle her legs but is unable to do so] Cococo! Woop woop woop! Cococo!
Bloo: [holds his arms out while jumping in the air] Am I doing it? Am I doing it?
Wilt: [singsong mockingly] ♪You can't do it, you can't do it!♪
Eduardo: That's not muscles! I'll show you muscles!
[The friends are deciding what to do about Peanut Butter. Coco has a menacing glare]
Coco: Coco co...
Mac: Coco... I think if we did that, we'd go to jail.
[Coco continues to glare evilly]
Coco: [On your marks] Cococo? [Get set] Coco. [Go] CO!
[Coco's suggestion is revealed to be a race to make an object the fastest. Coco is then seen putting her banana and pinwheel inside of the bucket and proceeds to bang on them with Tire. Eduardo and Wilt are seen still looking puzzled while Bloo is frantically see running around his items.]
Bloo: I don't get it! What'd we do?!
[Wilt is now seen sticking his Pinwheel in the middle of his Tire.]
Wilt: Is this okay?
[Coco is then seen peeling her banana open.]
Bloo: Eat it?! Are we suppose to eat it?!
[Bloo then quickly peels open and eats his banana whole. Coco meanwhile is seen taking her banana and smearing it all over the metal contents of her tire, sticking her Pinwheel in the center of the tire, and then covering them all with her bucket. In doing so, the alarm on her stopwatch goes off and Coco gets up and runs around clucking in victory. Besides her on the opposite side is Peanut Butter, who took his items and placed them with the Bucket on the bottom, followed by the tire and smeared banana, and with the Pinwheel on top.]
Peanut Butter: Oh, so the bucket goes on top.
[Bloo frustratedly shoves Peanut Butter away from the group as Coco hopes around everyone taunting them.]
Coco: ♪Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cocococo!♪
Eduardo: That is no fair! You know the answer because you make up the game!
Wilt: Yeah, if we're gonna compete against each other, it should be a game with rules that we all know.

Season 4[edit]

Challenge of the Super Friends [4.01][edit]

Imaginaryman: That's not a form to threaten your sister!
Nemesis: Or your brother!
Boy: [confused] But we're cousins.
Imaginaryman: That's not important!
Nemesis: Yeah, big dwerp! [blasts the boy away with an energy rainbow]
Girl: YEAH! [hugs Nemesis]
Imaginaryman: [saves the boy from falling into a mud pool] Take that, girly girls! [blast Nemesis and the girl with spitballs]
Nemesis and Girl: Ouch, my hair! [they retreat]
Bloo: And so, once again, the day is saved. Right, sidekick?
Mac: Sidekick? I'm not your sidekick. You're my sidekick!
Bloo: [scoffs] You wish.
Eduardo: [shrugs] Eh, I wonder what else is on.

Squeeze the Day [4.04][edit]

Weather Forecaster: As a cold front sweeps in, you can expect showers in Spokane.
Bloo: Showers in Spokane. Spooo-Caaaahhhnn.
Weather Forcaster: Temperatures are up there, and its hot in Topeka.
Bloo: Its hoooooooot in Toooooo-Peeeee-Kaaaaaaahhhh. Its hot. Hot-hot. Hot-hot-hot. Hot. [breathes out] Haawwwwt. Hawwwwwt. Hot-hot-hottot! It's hot in Topeka! Toe-peker. I'm a toe-pick. I'm a hot toe-picker! Pick my toe - IT'S HOT! Pick my hot toe, PICK IT! Topeka's hot, my toe is hot--pick it! It's hot in Topeka. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. IT'S HOT IN, IT'S HOT IN, IT'S HOT IN TOPEKA! ... Topeka.
Bloo: [talking to the mirror after drawing eyebrows and a moustache on his face] I am Pierre Schezuan! Haw haw haw haw! I put ze ducks in Crystal Pond! [draws a goatee on his face] I am Pierre’s evil brother! I steal ze ducks from Crystal Pond! [draws an ear on the side of his face] I am Pierre's third cousin! I have ze ear on ze side of my face! Haw haw haw haw haw! [puts on lipstick] I am Pierre’s girlfriend! [starts kissing the mirror] Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah!
Mac: [walks in on Bloo, who just appears out of nowhere] What are you doing?
Bloo: Nothing, nothing! What are you doing?
Mac: You got something...
[Bloo wipes face with his hands, attempting to hide what he was doing, smears lipstick and black makeup a little]
Mac: You still got...
[Bloo wipes face again, smears makeup substantially]
Mac: [beat, giving up] You got it.
Frankie: [to Mac] I wish I could be you, Mac. No job, no responsibilities. You will never be a child again. Don't let it pass you by. All that matters is right here, right now. Take advantage of every precious moment. This is your time to do the most awesome of awesome things.

Infernal Slumber [4.05][edit]

Goo: A séance is where we conjure up spirits from the Great Beyond and talk to them like normal people, except they're not normal because they're DEAD.
Eduardo: [gulp] Why es they dead?
Goo: Who knows? Old age, or they put a jet engine in their car, or they were attacked by possums! Oooooh! Maybe they had a piece of popcorn stuck in their throat, and they were like -
[she falls over pretending to choke and gag. Eduardo uneasily replaces a popcorn kernel in the bowl]

Bus the Two of Us [4.07][edit]

Mac: Why didn't you go to the bathroom at the gas station?
Bloo: [wearing plungers on feet] Ew! Grody! Gas station bathrooms are disgusting!
Mac: But it's not disgusting to wear... never mind.

The Big Cheese [4.08][edit]

Frankie: [mumbles to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye crazy on the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will destroy. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall--
Cheese: Fall?! [screams]
Frankie: Oh, geez! Okay, um... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his--
Cheese: Broke?! [screams]
Eduardo: I got this one! The itsy-bitsy spider--
Cheese: Spiders! [screams]
[Eduardo sighs]
Frankie: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you--
Cheese: Sheep! [screams]
Mac: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake--
Cheese: Cake! [screams]
Coco: [to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co--
Cheese: Coco! [screams]
Frankie: Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
Bloo: I got one! Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped-up baby birdies' feet. Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice creaaaaaam. and I don't got a spoooooooon.
Cheese: No spoon! [screams]
Bloo: [laughs] This is fun!

Bloo's the Boss [4.09][edit]

Bloo: You'll see! My home will be successful, than Foster's ever was! I'll show you all! You'll see! Now, good day sirs!

Good Wilt Hunting [4.12-4.13][edit]

Mac: Wow! I think it's so amazing that Madame Foster hosts a reunion every five years. It means so much for the imaginary friends to see their creators every once in a while.
Bloo: MAC!
Wilt: I did something terrible, it's time I set things right.
Bloo: Something...terrible???
Bloo: I got it! Wilt's creator is Godzilla!
Frankie: Will you give it a rest already?!
Bloo: LET'S TRY COCO!
Bloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco: [singing] Coco Coco Coco
Banana fana foco foco
Mee mi momo coco!
Frankie: LET'S TRY...SHUT UP!!
[Frankie orders to stop singing and Bloo and others continue to sing]
Bloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco: [singing] Shut up shut up
Bo butup banana
fana fo futup
me mi mo mutup, mutup!
Mac: Frankie, what if we don't catch Wilt at his next stop?
Frankie: I don't know. But don't worry. We can always try for the next stop until we catch him. As long as there's a trail to follow, we'll find him.
[Bloo pops up Mac and Frankie]
Bloo: LET'S TRY FRANKIE!
Bloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco: [singing again making Mac and Frankie upset] Frankie Frankie
Bo benkie Banana
fo fenkie!
Wilt: Foul Larry!
Foul Larry: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Sore Loser. You're late.
Wilt: Sorry. But I had some things to take care of.
Foul Larry: It's been 30 years since I whoop your behind. Come back for more?
Wilt: No thanks. You know what I'm here for, Foul Larry, if that's okay.

Season 5[edit]

Affair Weather Friends [5.08][edit]

Mac: [angry at Bloo, while on a sugar rush] That two-timing no-good times-twoer! I know what I'm gonna do! I'll confront him! Yeah, yeah! I'll totally be all "Hey, Bloo, you stink!" And then Bloo will be all "Oh yeah?! Well, tough beans - Barry doesn't think I stink, he thinks I smell awesome!" "How could you do this to me?! We were supposed to be best friends!" "Best friends come and go! And I'm tired of you, Barry's my best friend now!" "Oh yeah?! Well maybe I should just go over to that blankety-blankety Barry's house and show him a thing or two!" "Nah, don't bother! We're having too much fun with all the gazillions of super-awesome state-of-the-art toys! Plus, you probably couldn't find him in his ginormous mansion of expensive humongousness!" "But I trusted you!" "A leopard can't count its spots!" [losing steam] "A leopard can't change its spots, Bloo! A leopard can't change its spots..." "Yes, that's what I said..."

Ticket to Rod [5.09][edit]

Bloo: [Angry at Boomer, while he has Bloo's tickets] You...Bono! Those are my tickets!
Boomer: It's Boomer. And now they're mine.
Bloo: You have to? So who are you taking please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me!
[Madame Foster had the keys to Boomer for a ride]
Madame Foster: Need a ride?
Boomer: Yeah, cool!
[Boomer runs along with Madame Foster to take a ride, Bloo stampers alone in the mansion]

Nightmare on Wilson Way [5.10][edit]

Zombie Foster: Eduardo, come here and safe me. I am not a Zombie yet.
Eduardo: Paco?
Bloo: Oh, come on, he's not that--
[Eduardo disappears and Zombie Foster bites Eduardo's arm]

Let Your Hare Down [5.13][edit]

Mr. Herriman: Blue Blazes!
[Mr Herriman is suprised and sees Bloo in his bed]
Bloo: And so it begins. [Bloo puts Mr. Herriman in a sack and kidnaps him]
Mr. Herriman: [after hanging out with Bloo at Tijuana at top of the rock] So Master Blooegard, are you ready to relent allow me return to Fosters' and my beloved binky back?
Bloo: No! I can break you... I know I can!
[Bloo faces Mr. Herriman]
Bloo: You will have fun even if it he kills me!
Mr. Herriman: Oh now you've gone too far, as much as I've disliked our extended excursion, I do not wish you to sacrifice yourself in order to please me.
Bloo: It is an expression geez! you take everything you do seriously! You take yourself way to seriously, you need to learn how to laugh at yourself.

Season 6[edit]

Pranks for Nothing [6.03][edit]

Mr. Herriman: YOU!
Bloo: Me?!
Mr. Herriman: I should have known you would have been up no good, Master Blooegard!
Bloo: Me?! But it was all them! They pulled a PRANK ON ME! I'm totally innocent!
[Points Wilt, Eduardo and Coco watching TV]
Mr. Herriman: Oh please Master Blooegard, these three never do anything wrong unless you make them.
[Mr. Herriman faces Bloo]
Mr. Herriman: You expect me to believe they're the cause of this?!
[Cut to Wilt, Eduardo and Coco watching TV]
Bloo: Yes! I didn't do anything! I'm totally innocent!
[door knocks Mr. Herriman opens a door to a room service for Bloo]
Servicer: Room Service for Bloo?
Mr. Herriman: THAT DOES IT!! [takes Bloo to somewhere] I am putting you someplace where you can cause no more tomfoolery!
Bloo: You got it all wrong! It was them... them I'm telling you!

Bloo Tube [6.04][edit]

Mac: [laughs after seeing this on YouTube] Hahaha. Works every time.
Frankie: Come on, Mac, let's go.
Mac: See you later, Bloo. Light off, right?
Bloo: Ow.
Everybody: Water Park! WOOOOOO!

Race for Your Life, Mac and Bloo [6.05][edit]

Bloo: Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Foster's?
Old Man: Whazzat?
Bloo: Foster's! I need to get to Foster's!
Old Man: Flatsberg's, ya say?
Bloo: [getting annoyed] Foster's! Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!!
Old Man: Flatsberg's Cone for Mackinary Hens?
Bloo: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!!!
Old Man: Flatsberg's Gnome Floor in Mackin' Harry's Pants?!
Bloo: Foster's!!! Home!!! For!!! Imaginary!!! Friends!!!
Old Man: Flatsberg's Foamy Foreign Asian Gary's Plans??!
Bloo: Foster's.
Old Man: Flatsberg's.
Bloo: Home!
Old Man: Dome!
Bloo: For!!
Old Man: Wharf!!
Bloo: Imaginary!!!
Old Man: Engaged Blueberry!!!
Bloo: FRIENDS!!!!
Old Man: Soup!!!!

Destination: Imagination [6.06-6.08][edit]

Bloo: [after throwing Lego-like bricks at the police] These people wobble but they don't fall down!
Mr. Herriman: [over the speaker, which startled Frankie out of bed] Miss Frances. It’s 6:33 A.M. You’re late.
[In the hallways, Frankie is walking to a bedroom door, knocking on it, and reminding imaginary friends to wake up]
Frankie: Rise and shine, Murphy and Durphy. Breakfast in 10. [closes the door, walks to and knocks on another, and wakes up other imaginary friends] Morning, Clambake, Cy, and Jimmy Shoes. Almost time for breakfast.
Cy: [inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...
Frankie: No worries. Saw you ran out last night. [throws a roll of toilet paper in the room off-screen and closes the door]
[We now see the outside window views of Frankie walking to another door]
Flutter Nutter: [inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...
Frankie: [interrupts] Clean socks... Don’t match. Told you I wouldn’t forget. [closes the door, walks to and knocks on another, and wakes up another friend] Good morning, Jackie. Got your eyedrops.
Mr. Herriman: Good heavens! What's happening?
Bloo: You peeved him off, that's what's happening!!
[World's castle is about to fall down, lava erupts, Frankie and the others escape to World's Imagination]
World: NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!' 'GIVE HER BACK TO ME!!
[Frankie and the others are running and turns into dissorted backgrounds, shapes, colors and patterns]
World: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! [turns background into shapes and nightmares] 'SHE HAS TO STAY!!' WITHOUT HER MY WORLD IS EMPTY!!! AND I'M NOTHING!!!!
[turns the background into white while the others running]
Bloo: Yeah great! Are we even getting anywhere?!
Mac: I don't know! just keep running!
Eduardo: Look!
[Frankie spots a scribbled tree]
Frankie: Yes! This is the tree I wrote on when I first got! That means the entrance to...[points the entrance where Frankie was fallen]
All: Up there!
[Frankie uses Herriman to climb the tree]
Mr. Herriman: Well I never!
Frankie: Oh yes you will!
Eduardo: Ay-Yi-Yi! Why do I always have on the bottom?!
[Frankie and the others are climbing to reach the entrance]
Mac: Just a little higher...
Frankie: We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
World:[echoing] NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER!!! I WON'T LET YOU!!!!

The Bloo Superdude and the Great Creator of Everything's Awesome Ceremony of Fun That He's Not Invited To [6.09][edit]

Bloo: Hey, leave them alone!
[Frankie's goons are using Bloo Superdude's armor]
Bloo: You! Put that down! It's not under warranty anymore! [Frankie stirs the potion] Why can't you just let make presence known "The Great Creator of Everything?" He'll be expecting me. Pretty please? With sugar on top?
Frankie: Sugar on top? Okay! [Frankie drips the sugar on the poison]
Bloo: What is that?

Fools and Regulations [6.12][edit]

Eduardo: Fire! There is a fire! FRANKIE!! THERE IS A FI--
Bloo: [hops onto Ed to stop him] Are you crazy?! Frankie told us we have to be quiet!
Wilt: Don't worry! I'll put it out! [he runs down the hallway, sees a fire extinquisher, and reads the sign above the Extinquisher]' "Break in case of an emergency" Well, I guess this is an emergency. I mean, unless something else happens and it's a bigger emergency, and we should break the glass, then...
Coco: [impatiantly] Co coco! [she grabs the mallet next to the extinquisher ready to break the glass, but is stopped by Bloo.]
Bloo: Break glass? Are you crazy?! That's gonna be way too loud!
Coco: [panicked] Coco cococo co co co!
Eduardo: Water! Water is muy quiet to put out the fire!
[Bloo and the others run to a nearby bathroom and prepare to turn on the shower to fill up a bucket of water. However, when they hear how loud the shower is starting up, they hush Ed to lower his intensity. Unfortunately, the shower is too loud and Eduardo is forced to turn it off.]
Eduardo: The pipes, they have no inside voices!
[Suddenly, a loud beeping is heard and the guys run back to their room to see where it's coming from. Wilt looks up to see that their dmoke detector has gone off.]
Wilt: It's the smoke detector!
[Bloo hops onto Coco, while Coco is lifted onto Wilt's Shoulders, while Eduardo lifts Wilt onto his own shoulders. With Bloo at the top, he manages to turn off the smoke detector from making anymore noise. Jackie Khones comes in to see the fire in their room, he is eating a sandwich.]
Jackie: You got a fire in your room.
Bloo, Wilt, Coco, & Edurado: [silently] WE KNOW!!
Jackie: Okay.

Goodbye to Bloo [6.13][edit]

Wilt: [repeated line] I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!
[the show ends with the house slowly being erased as the beginning of the show's theme song plays in reverse]
Cheese: [last lines; offscreen] Okay, bye doggies!

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