Freaky Friday (2003 film)
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Freaky Friday is a 2003 comedy-drama film starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan as a mother and daughter whose bodies are switched because of an enchanted Chinese fortune cookie.
Harry Coleman[edit]
- (puts two chopsticks in his nose) Look, I'm a walrus!
Dialogue[edit]
- Anna: Mr. Bates, I don't understand this F.
- Mr. Bates: You missed the point of the book.
- Anna: It's "1984". How could anyone miss it? It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism, about a rigid society, dominated by one all-powerful, ego-tripping dictator—
- Mr. Bates: My grade is final.
- Anna: Except he had hair. [Walks away]
- Mr. Bates: [Calling after her] Anna!
- Anna (in Tess' body): Get away, you clone freak!
- Tess (in Anna's body): Don't you use that tone with me.
- Anna (in Tess' body): Oh, my God, you are my mother.
- Tess (in Anna's body): And you're not who you think you are.
- Anna (in Tess' body): [goes to the mirror and gasps] Look at me!
- Tess (in Anna's body): We seem to be inside each other—
- Anna (in Tess' body): I'm old!
- Tess (in Anna's body): [clearly offended] I beg your pardon!
- Anna (in Tess' body): [screaming] Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!
- Tess (in Anna's body): Okay, that's enough. [They both look at each other and scream]
- Anna (in Tess' body): Are you kidding, you think you can be me?
- Tess (in Anna's body): Of course I can. Watch me. [mimicking Anna, who is still in Tess' body] "Oh, everyone's out to get me. You're ruining my life."
- Anna (in Tess' body): It's easy to be you, I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
- Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Anna (in Tess' body): Fun sucker.
- Tess (in Anna's body): Oh, this is ridiculous. I will go to school, and you will stay right... [suddenly remembers] Evan!
- Tess (in Anna's body): [Confronting Mr. Bates for failing her answer that was correct] Mr. Bates, can I have a word with you?
- Mr. Bates: I think it would be kind of pointless, but I guess so.
- Tess (in Anna's body): Do you mind explaining to me how I failed that answer? That was like a college-leveled answer!
- Mr. Bates: And you think you're permitted to answer like that?
- Tess (in Anna's body): As a matter of fact, I am! There's no– [upon realization] Elton Bates! You went to High School with me-er, my mother.
- Mr. Bates: I beg your pardon?
- Tess (in Anna's body): Yes! You see, you asked my mom out to the prom, but she turned you down.
- Mr. Bates: This is not the appropriate time to discuss this right now-
- Tess (in Anna's body): And this is your way of getting back at her, isn't it?!
- Mr. Bates: I have no idea what you're talking about!
- Tess (in Anna's body): Oh, Elton! It was a high school dance! You have to move on, man! And if you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear about your petty vendetta against an innocent student! [Starts to leave, but stops to make a final remark]
- Tess (in Anna's body): Oh, and by the way, Elton, she already had a boyfriend, and you were weird.
Taglines[edit]
- Mondays are manic. Wednesdays are wild. And Fridays are about to get a little freaky.
- Get Your Freak On August 1st
- Every teenager's nightmare...turning into her mother.
- They've always been in each other's faces. Today they're in each other's bodies.
Cast[edit]
- Jamie Lee Curtis/Lindsay Lohan as Tess Coleman/Anna Coleman
- Mark Harmon as Ryan
- Harold Gould as Grandpa Alan
- Chad Michael Murray as Jake
- Stephen Tobolowsky as Mr. Elton Bates
- Christina Vidal as Maddie; Lead Singer of Pink Slip
- Ryan Malgarini as Harry Coleman
External links[edit]
- Freaky Friday quotes at the Internet Movie Database
