Freaky Friday (2003 film)

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Freaky Friday is a 2003 comedy-drama film starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan as a mother and daughter whose bodies are switched because of an enchanted Chinese fortune cookie.

They've always been in each other's faces. Today they're in each other's bodies.(taglines)

Harry Coleman[edit]

  • (puts two chopsticks in his nose) Look, I'm a walrus!

Dialogue[edit]

Anna: Mr. Bates, I don't understand this F.
Mr. Bates: You missed the point of the book.
Anna: It's "1984". How could anyone miss it? It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism, about a rigid society, dominated by one all-powerful, ego-tripping dictator—
Mr. Bates: My grade is final.
Anna: Except he had hair. [Walks away]
Mr. Bates: [Calling after her] Anna!

Anna (in Tess' body): Get away, you clone freak!
Tess (in Anna's body): Don't you use that tone with me.
Anna (in Tess' body): Oh, my God, you are my mother.
Tess (in Anna's body): And you're not who you think you are.
Anna (in Tess' body): [goes to the mirror and gasps] Look at me!
Tess (in Anna's body): We seem to be inside each other—
Anna (in Tess' body): I'm old!
Tess (in Anna's body): [clearly offended] I beg your pardon!
Anna (in Tess' body): [screaming] Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!
Tess (in Anna's body): Okay, that's enough. [They both look at each other and scream]

Anna (in Tess' body): Are you kidding, you think you can be me?
Tess (in Anna's body): Of course I can. Watch me. [mimicking Anna, who is still in Tess' body] "Oh, everyone's out to get me. You're ruining my life."
Anna (in Tess' body): It's easy to be you, I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.
Anna (in Tess' body): Fun sucker.
Tess (in Anna's body): Oh, this is ridiculous. I will go to school, and you will stay right... [suddenly remembers] Evan!

Tess (in Anna's body): [Confronting Mr. Bates for failing her answer that was correct] Mr. Bates, can I have a word with you?
Mr. Bates: I think it would be kind of pointless, but I guess so.
Tess (in Anna's body): Do you mind explaining to me how I failed that answer? That was like a college-leveled answer!
Mr. Bates: And you think you're permitted to answer like that?
Tess (in Anna's body): As a matter of fact, I am! There's no– [upon realization] Elton Bates! You went to High School with me-er, my mother.
Mr. Bates: I beg your pardon?
Tess (in Anna's body): Yes! You see, you asked my mom out to the prom, but she turned you down.
Mr. Bates: This is not the appropriate time to discuss this right now-
Tess (in Anna's body): And this is your way of getting back at her, isn't it?!
Mr. Bates: I have no idea what you're talking about!
Tess (in Anna's body): Oh, Elton! It was a high school dance! You have to move on, man! And if you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear about your petty vendetta against an innocent student! [Starts to leave, but stops to make a final remark]
Tess (in Anna's body): Oh, and by the way, Elton, she already had a boyfriend, and you were weird.

Taglines[edit]

  • Mondays are manic. Wednesdays are wild. And Fridays are about to get a little freaky.
  • Get Your Freak On August 1st
  • Every teenager's nightmare...turning into her mother.
  • They've always been in each other's faces. Today they're in each other's bodies.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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