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Gallagher (born Leo Anthony Gallagher on July 24, 1946, at Fort Bragg, North Carolina) is an American comedian and prop comic, most popularly known for smashing watermelons as part of his act.


  • If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is "progress" the opposite of "congress"?
    • From the 1985 movie The Bookkeeper.
  • Now smoking would be okey if when you sucked it in, you kept it in.
    • Mad as hell 1981
  • I don't want you get an idea I experiment with drugs, cause I don't. I am into full-scale research.

The latter of which, "if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' then is the opposite of progress, congress is also a meme which is still in circulation to this date