Garfield Gets Real

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Garfield Gets Real is a 2007 American CGI movie starring Garfield. It was produced by Paws, Inc. in cooperation with Davis Entertainment, and The Animation Picture Company and distributed by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment. The movie was released in cinemas August 9, 2007, and the DVD was shipped to stores on November 20, 2007.

Directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé. Produced by Jim Davis and John Davis. Written by Jim Davis.

Garfield[edit]

  • Every time I think I've hit rock bottom, someone hands me a shovel.

Eli[edit]

  • I-iiii-it's showtime!

Dialogue[edit]

[while shooting "Life Stinks"]
Wally: Hey Bonita, why did the existential chicken cross the road?
Charles: Take it!
[Kaith shoots it]
Bonita: An existential, chicken, wouldn't have to cross the road, if he didn't, perceive, a road, Walter.
Charles: [briefly overlaps] Take it!
[Kaith shoots it]
Bonita: Now be a good boy... [holds a trash bag] ... and take out the trash.
Wally: [looks for the moment] I don't, perceive, any trash, Bonita.
Charles: Take it!
[Kaith shoots it]

[while shooting "Silly Bear"]
Randy: Fishing is stupid, Billy.
Billy: You won't say that come dinnertime, Randy.
Charles: [off-screen] Take it!
[Kaith shoots it]'
Randy: [as a shark pops up and shocks Billy] Why, what are we having for dinner?
Charles: [off-screen] Take it!
[Kaith shoots it]
Billy: [rowing away] Pizza!
Randy: We're fishing for pizza?
Charles: [off-screen] Take it!
[Kaith shoots it]

[Eli switches newspapers from inside Muncie Hotel to the newspaper in the park]
Jon: What are you doing?
Eli: It's too dangerous to send you guys into the hotel. If the paper you go through burns up, there's no way back. I'm trying to find a safer paper out in the street.
[Eli switches papers outside the hotel]
Eli: There we go.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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