Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid, ArmInAss, but my son - this is just a step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger. It started when your father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring - and can truly call yourself a GayNigger. And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
ArmInAss: You really think so, sir?
The Gay Ambassador: Wow! What do you think of my new body?