Gayniggers from Outer Space
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Sgt. Shaved Balls
- [seeing a man and a woman kissing] Holy Phallus! What are they DOING down there?
Capt. B. Dick
- Kneel down, and get ready to receive the holy gay nigger seed! May it grant you supernatural powers and eternal life!
- Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid, ArmInAss, but my son - this is just a step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger. It started when your father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring - and can truly call yourself a GayNigger. And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
- ArmInAss: You really think so, sir?
- The Gay Ambassador: Wow! What do you think of my new body?
- Capt. B. Dick: Yes, very attractive.
- ArmInAss: [shouts] You look like a...dream!
- Coco P. Dalbert - ArmInAss
- Sammy Saloman - Capt. B. Dick
- Gerald F. Hail - D. Ildo
- Eden Richardson- Sgt. Shaved Balls
- Konrad Fields - Mr. Schwul
- Johnny Conny - Black Gay Ambassador
- Oscar Tapia of Palestine,Texas - White Gay Ambassador