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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage (2024–present) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS. Georgie and Mandy both raise their young family in Texas while navigating the challenges of adulthood, parenting and marriage. It is a sequel to Young Sheldon.

Season 1

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The 6:10 to Lubbock [1.01]

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Georgie: I like laughing shows.
Audrey: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey: I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Georgie: Really? I ain't never seen you laugh.
Mandy: Georgie is very smart, in more of a workaday manner.
Audrey: He turns his underwear inside out so he can wear 'em an extra day.
Mandy: He's frugal. There's nothing wrong with being frugal.
Audrey: Workaday and frugal. Quite a catch.
Georgie: I wasn't sure that I was fired.
Jim: Of course not.
Georgie: Is Mrs. McAllister okay with that?
Jim: Of course not.
Mary: There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Meemaw: Or magaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.
Jim: [after CeeCee says her first word] Smart little girl.
Georgie: Well, you know, genius runs in my family.

Some New York Nonsense [1.02]

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Georgie: Given any more thought to carrying those new Korean tires?
Jim: Oh, I appreciate the idea, but my dad fought in Korea. Just feels wrong.
Georgie: I'm pretty sure these are the good Koreans.
Jim: Doesn't matter, I don't want to piss off the blimp guys.

Secrets, Lies and a Chunk of Change [1.03]

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Mandy: This article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.
Audrey: Why would you do that?
Mandy: To help dry up your milk.
Jim: Well, what happens to the cabbage leaves?
Mandy: That's your question?

Todd's Mom [1.04]

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Georgie: Hi. Can I ask you a personal question?
Jim: Sure.
Georgie: When you got married, did you still have other friends?
Jim: Yeah. Tons.
Georgie: What about after you have kids?
Jim: Oh, no. Life as I knew it ended.

Thanksgiving [1.05]

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Georgie: Morning.
Jim: Morning.
Audrey: Morning.
Georgie: Mrs. McAllister, I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving.
Audrey: Well, sure.
Georgie: I really think me, Mandy, and CeeCee, need to spend it at my mom's.

A Regular Samaritan [1.06]

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Georgie: Thanks, Charlie. Good evening, Miss.
Valerie : Thank the lord, I got a flat tire.
Georgie: Well, good news. It's only flat on the bottom. Little tough truck came her.
Valerie : Can you fix it?
Georgie: I can change it. Got a spare?
Valerie : I do. It's that one, right there.

An Old Mustang [1.07]

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Georgie: This is gonna be great. I ain't never rode in a convertible before.
Jim: Well, you know how dogs like to stick their head out the car window. It's like that, but for the people.
Georgie: Interior's in good shape. Seats are leather.
Jim: No, I think it's naugahyde.
Georgie: What animal is that from?
Jim: I don't know, uh... a nauga?

Diet Crap [1.08]

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Jim: How's it going?
Georgie: Fine.
Jim: You know how to use your fabric softeners and whatnot?!
Georgie: There's instructions on the bottle.
Jim: Right. Good for you.

A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground [1.09]

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Connor: (over phone) Hello?
Georgie: (over phone) Hey Connor, it's Georgie. Can I talk to Mandy?
Connor: (over phone) She went out with my mom.
Georgie: (over phone) Who's watching the baby?
Connor: (over phone) I am.
Georgie: (over phone) You know how to do that?
Connor: (over phone) No, but I'm learning on the job.
Georgie: (over phone) Well, keep in mind. That's the only kid I got.
Connor: (over phone) Not to worry. We're having a great time rocking out.
Georgie: (over phone) I'll try again later.
Connor: (over phone) Bye.

A House Divided [1.10]

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Georgie: Whatcha reading?
Mandy: Book.
Georgie: Right. You ever gonna talk to me?
Mandy: Nothing to talk about.
Georgie: Mandy.
Mandy: I can't believe you told my mother I was out of line.
Georgie: She told you.
Mandy: Yeah.

Working for the Enemy [1.11]

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Georgie: Hey.
Mandy: Hey. Where have you been?
Georgie: Getting another job.
Mandy: You got a job already?
Georgie: I did.
Mandy: Aww. That's great.

Typhoid Georgie [1.12]

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Jim: Nothing's happening yet.
Audrey: I know. But if they're moving, we're moving.
Jim: What about the store?
Audrey: Oh, you'll figure it out. Good night.

McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies [1.13]

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Jim: Why are you reading Cosmo?
Georgie: Trying to learn how women think. You know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here?
Jim: Are there pictures?
Georgie: Sometimes. Listen to this, the health benefits of sex. Travels in his, automobile or something? I don't know what that is. 11 secrets of world class lovers.
Jim: 11? I only got 2 and 3 tops.

A Sportsbook and a Breakup [1.14]

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Mandy: Well, Georgie. It must be yours, because you're the only one with a pager.
Georgie: Oh, yep. That is me.
Jim: Someone needs a tow.
Georgie: No, it's just my mom, I'll call her.

Goddess of the Music Store [1.15]

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Georgie: Wanna do something later?
Mandy: Like, what?!
Georgie: New Die Hard Movie is out.
Mandy: Yeah, I don't know, he didn't die in the first one. He didn't die in the second one.
Georgie: Yeah. It's hard for him to die. It's right there in the title.

Baby Fight [1.16]

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Mandy: Georgie, I don't want to have another kid right now.
Georgie: Well, when?
Mandy: I don't know.
Georgie: But, someday.
Mandy: I don't know.
Georgie: So maybe, not someday.

Two Idiots on a Dirt Bike [1.17]

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Todd: I only have 10. How about you?
Missy: That's all you bought?
Todd: I don't get my allowance till Saturday.
Missy: So, what are we gonna do for money?
Todd: I dunno.
Missy: You "dunno"? How can you not "dunno"?

TV Money [1.18]

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Mandy: I can't believe he took it.
Georgie: Why?
Mandy: Well, because he was supposed to say "Oh, I appreciate it, but I can't take money from my baby girl!".
Georgie: So now you're all "Why'd he take my money?".

Snitch v. Deadbeat [1.19]

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Georgie: Well, you know her. Drinking, smoking, hitting gophers with a golf club, they're usual.
Audrey: We should ask her and Dale to come over for dinner. Wouldn't that be nice, Jim?
Jim: Well, I don't know. Drinking, smoking. Do you really want that around your children?
Mandy: We are impressionable.

Ladies Love Brunch [1.20]

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Mandy: Did you do the sheets or just throw the blanket on top?
Georgie: I knew I should have waited 'til you left.
Dad: Am I interrupting?
Georgie: Just making the bed.
Mandy: You're right.

Guilt Boots [1.21]

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Mandy: Sunrise today will be at 6:39, which is only an hour away. So all you ladies out there doing the walk of shame, "Good 4 U" but tick-tock.
Audrey: Jim, wake up.
Jim: Why?
Audrey: Amanda's on TV.
Jim: Hey. Cool. There she is.

Big Decisions [1.22]

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Georgie: Are you freakin' kidding me?
Mandy: It's late. Let's talk about it in the morning.
Georgie: I'm supposed to go to sleep now.
Mandy: Well, I would've told you sooner, but, you were so upset about the store and I didn't want to make things worse.
Georgie: You've been hiding this from me for months.
Mandy: See? Worse.

Season 2

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A Tie Breaker and a Huge Mistake [2.01]

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Georgie: McAllister tires under new management.
Jim: What's the name?
Georgie: Dr. Tire!

Fan Mail and Old-Timey Organ Music [2.02]

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Jim: Oh, nice. That way, you can still see her everyday when she needs you.
Georgie: Hey, don't be jealous. If you ever date a girl, and she's on TV, you can put her picture up, too.
Jim: For your information, I did date a girl who was on Mari once. I was not the father.
Georgie: Hey. Here for a truck?

A Will and a Dead Man's Wife [2.03]

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Jesus: First, Corinthians 7:39, A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives.
Georgie: Love it.
Jesus: But, if her husband dies, she is free to be married to whom she wishes.
Georgie: What else you've got?
Jesus: Let's see. Ooh, let's try this one. First, Timothy 5:14, so I would have younger widows marry. Bear children,
Georgie: Children, next.
Jesus: I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance.
Georgie: No fooling you, keep going.
Jesus: Okay, well how's this? To the widows and the unmarried, I say that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do.
Georgie: Mmm-hmm.
Jesus: But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
Georgie: You're killing me. What about other religions?
Jesus: Well, in the Jewish tradition, excessive morning of a spouse, it's considered critical of god.
Georgie: Thanks for nothing.
Jesus: My door is always open.
Georgie: Yeah.
Jesus: It shouldn't be, but it is.

Dirty Hands and a Barbed-Wire Fence [2.04]

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Pastor: Hey, Georgie.
Georgie: Hey, Pastor Jeff.
Pastor: That's quite a thing.
Georgie: Yeah, we're hoping to drive in some business.

A Pregnancy Test and an Old Man’s Gallbladder [2.05]

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Jim: What's going on?
Mandy: I found this in Connor's bathroom.
Jim: What am I looking at?
Mandy: A pregnancy test.

Heartbreak and the Refuge of the Downtrodden [2.06]

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Georgie: Still no Connor, huh?
Audrey: He hasn't been out of his room all day!
Mandy: Poor guy.
Jim: He'll be down when he's ready.
Georgie: Are you sure he's still up there? My sister runs away all the time!

A Bus Bench and Faith Out the Wazoo [2.07]

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Bitin', Spankin' and a Load of Yankee Psychobabble [2.08]

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Cast

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Guest Stars

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