Get Him to the Greek

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Get Him to the Greek is a 2010 road comedy. It is a follow-up to 2008's Jason Segel written Forgetting Sarah Marshall which focuses on Russell Brand's character Aldous Snow, lead singer of fictional band Infant Sorrow.

Aldous Snow[edit]

  • [after Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV] Didn't I have sex with her once? [pause] Yeah, yeah I did.
  • I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.
  • [to Aaron]Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
  • I'm like an African white space Jesus. That's not for me to say though.
  • [Jiggling a hooker's breasts] It's like Christmas!


Aldous: I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie and it was pointless.
Aaron: So you only slept with Jackie?
Aldous: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.

Aaron: I’m at a table in the back with Aldous Snow.
Tom Felton: [unimpressed] Great.
Aaron: Feel free to bring Professor Snape. [pause] We’ll play some late night Quidditch.
Tom Felton: Just...leave it. [walks away]

Limo Driver in London: Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?
Aaron: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay?

Sergio: Your job is to control your artist. If he's too messed up you hit him with this adrenaline needle.
Aaron: You mean like from Pulp Fiction?

Aaron: He's not getting a pretzel is he?
Limo chauffeur: Not the kind you put mustard on.
Aldous: I just need you to put this in your bottomhole.
Aldous: Are you telling me you are withholding my narcotics?
Aaron: You made a serious tactical and now I'm in charge.
Aldous: Why are you still here?! Why are you still here?! Fifteen minutes ago I was even more calm than I am now!

Aaron: [while Sergio is chasing them through a hotel corridor] This is the longest hallway of all time!
Aldous: It's Kubrickian!
[Sergio watches Aaron and Aldous drive away] Now that's a mindfuck!

Sergio: You been mind-fucked before?
Aaron: I don't think so.
Sergio: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron: You are?
Sergio: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Aaron: No, I can't really feel anything.
Sergio: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit outta you.
Aaron: Well I hope you're wearing a condom, 'cause I have a dirty mind.

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