Get Him to the Greek

Get Him to the Greek is a 2010 road comedy. It is a follow-up to 2008's Jason Segel written Forgetting Sarah Marshall which focuses on Russell Brand's character Aldous Snow, lead singer of fictional band Infant Sorrow.

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Aldous Snow

• [after Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV] Didn't I have sex with her once? [pause] Yeah, yeah I did.

• I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.

• [to Aaron]Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.

• I'm like an African white space Jesus. That's not for me to say though.

Dialogue

Aldous: I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie and it was pointless.

Aaron: So you only slept with Jackie?

Aldous: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.

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Aaron: I’m at a table in the back with Aldous Snow.

Tom Felton: [unimpressed] Great.

Aaron: Feel free to bring Professor Snape. [pause] We’ll play some late night Quidditch.

Tom Felton: Just...leave it. [walks away]

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Limo Driver in London: Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?

Aaron: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay?

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Sergio: Your job is to control your artist. If he's too messed up you hit him with this adrenaline needle.

Aaron: You mean like from Pulp Fiction?

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Aaron: [while Sergio is chasing them through a hotel corridor] This is the longest hallway of all time!

Aldous: It's Kubrickian!

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Sergio: You been mind-fucked before?

Aaron: I don't think so.

Sergio: I'm mind-fucking you right now.

Aaron: You are?

Sergio: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?

Aaron: No, I can't really feel anything.

Sergio: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit outta you.

Aaron: Well I hope you're wearing a condom, 'cause I have a dirty mind.

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