Girl vs. Monster
Girl vs. Monster is a 2012 fantasy teen comedy Disney Channel Original Movie about a teenage girl who discovers on the eve of Halloween that she is a fifth-generation monster hunter. Before she can practice the family tradition, the monsters will try to stop her.
- Directed by Stuart Gillard. Written by Annie DeYoung and Ron McGee.
Face your fears.
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Dialogue
[edit]- Scarecrow: Where ya goin'?
- Deimata: It's a Halloween party, I need a costume. [she vanishes]
- Scarecrow: You think we need costumes?
- Witch: If you were any stupider, I could sell you as a paperweight.
- Scarecrow: Oh, don't be a hater.
- Deimata: Whoa! You Have No Idea How Good It Feels To Be Out! 15 Years Crumpled Up In A Little Ball.
- Witch: Never Know It To Look At You. You're Positively Exquisite.
- Scarecrow: Yeah, You've Been Working Out, Huh?
- Deimata: I've Been Stuck In A Tank, You Idiot!
- Scarecrow: Oh, My Bad.
- Deimata: So Much Catching Up To Do. How's The Fear Business? Stephen King Still Writing?
- Witch: Yes, But His Last Novel Was Historical Fiction.
- Deimata: Scary Historical Fiction?
- Witch: Not Particularly.
- Deimata: Hmm. What About Horror Movies? Still Big With The Kids?
- Scarecrow: No, It's All Gross-Out Comedies Now, But Vampires Are In.
- Deimata: Ooh. Well, That's Promising.
- Witch: Except They're Romantic Vampires Who Fall In Love.
- Deimata: Yuck! We've Got Work To Do.
- Witch: 'Been Working Out'? Your Brain Is Made Of Straw.
- Scarecrow: Well, Surprise. So Is The Rest Of Me.
- Sadie: The emidula is the part of the brain that orchestrates the response when danger is detected.
- Henry: You're going to fry your brain if you don't take a break.
- Skylar: Stop stressing over your presentation. You're going to do great.
- Sadie: You know how I fall apart under pressure. When I have to get up in front of the class, I will totally freeze up and look like an idiot.
- Skylar: Just don't let it scare you.
- Sadie: Said the girl with no fear.
Cast
[edit]- Olivia Holt - Skylar Lewis
- Brendan Meyer - Henry
- Kerris Dorsey - Sadie
- Luke Benward - Ryan Dean
- Katherine McNamara - Myra Santelli
- Tracy Dawson - Deimata
- Anna Galvin - Theodosia
- Stefano Giulianetti - Bob The Scarecrow
- Jennifer Aspen - Julie Lewis
- Brian Palermo - Steve Lewis
- Adam Chambers - Cobb
- Kurt Ostlund - Lead Jock and Henry's bully
External links
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- Girl vs. Monster quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Official website