Girl vs. Monster

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Girl vs. Monster is a 2012 fantasy teen comedy Disney Channel Original Movie that premiered on October 12, 2012. The film stars Olivia Holt as Skylar, a teenage girl who discovers on the eve of Halloween that she is a fifth-generation monster hunter. Before she can practice the family tradition, the monsters will try to stop her. The film was directed by Stuart Gillard and produced by Tracey Jeffrey.

Dialogue[edit]

Scarecrow: Where ya goin'?
Deimata: It's a Halloween party, I need a costume. [she vanishes]
Scarecrow: You think we need costumes?
Witch: If you were any stupider, I could sell you as a paperweight.
Scarecrow: Oh, don't be a hater.

Deimata: Whoa! You Have No Idea How Good It Feels To Be Out! 15 Years Crumpled Up In A Little Ball.
Witch: Never Know It To Look At You. You're Positively Exquisite.
Scarecrow: Yeah, You've Been Working Out, Huh?
Deimata: I've Been Stuck In A Tank, You Idiot!
Scarecrow: Oh, My Bad.
Deimata: So Much Catching Up To Do. How's The Fear Business? Stephen King Still Writing?
Witch: Yes, But His Last Novel Was Historical Fiction.
Deimata: Scary Historical Fiction?
Witch: Not Particularly.
Deimata: Hmm. What About Horror Movies? Still Big With The Kids?
Scarecrow: No, It's All Gross-Out Comedies Now, But Vampires Are In.
Deimata: Ooh. Well, That's Promising.
Witch: Except They're Romantic Vampires Who Fall In Love.
Deimata: Yuck! We've Got Work To Do.
Witch: 'Been Working Out'? Your Brain Is Made Of Straw.
Scarecrow: Well, Surprise. So Is The Rest Of Me.

Sadie: The emidula is the part of the brain that orchestrates the response when danger is detected.
Henry: You're going to fry your brain if you don't take a break.
Skylar: Stop stressing over your presentation. You're going to do great.
Sadie: You know how I fall apart under pressure. When I have to get up in front of the class, I will totally freeze up and look like an idiot.
Skylar: Just don't let it scare you.
Sadie: Said the girl with no fear.

Cast[edit]

  • Olivia Holt as Skylar Lewis
  • Brendan Meyer as Henry
  • Kerris Dorsey as Sadie
  • Luke Benward as Ryan Dean
  • Katherine McNamara as Myra Santelli
  • Tracy Dawson as Deimata
  • Anna Galvin as Theodosia
  • Stefano Giulianetti
  • Jennifer Aspen as Julie Lewis
  • Brian Palermo as Steve Lewis
  • Adam Chambers as Cobb
  • Kurt Ostlund as Lead Jock and Henry's bully

External links[edit]

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