(1993–1999) is a BBC television sitcom created by Goodnight Sweetheart Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran. It stars Nicholas Lyndhurst as Gary Sparrow.
Series 1 (1993) [ edit ]
Rites of Passage [ edit ]
Fools Rush In [ edit ]
Is Your Journey Really Necessary? [ edit ]
The More I See You [ edit ]
I Get Along Without You Very Well [ edit ]
Yvonne: Don't push your luck, Ron! Now I am angry! What really happened? And it's no use covering for him.
Ron: I can't, Yvonne. He's my mate. You shouldn't ask mates to grass on mates.
Yvonne: Spare me this male bonding.
Ron: But Yvonne...
Yvonne: Tell me, otherwise you won't have anything male left to bond with! Now where the hell is my husband?
In the Mood [ edit ]
Yvonne appears at Ron's workplace
Ron: "The cool blonde sashayed into the office. Marlow tipped back his fedora, and inspected her through a thin curl of cigarette smoke. She sat opposite him, crossed her silk-stockinged legs, and through full, moist lips huskily said..."
Yvonne: Stop pissing about! I'm worried about Gary!
Series 2 (1995) [ edit ]
Don't Get Around Much Anymore [ edit ]
I Got it Bad and that ain't Good [ edit ]
Just One More Chance [ edit ]
Who's Taking You Home Tonight? [ edit ]
Wish Me Luck... [ edit ]
As You Wave Me Goodbye [ edit ]
Would You Like to Swing on a Star [ edit ]
Nice Work If You Can Get It [ edit ]
Let Yourself Go [ edit ]
Don't Fence Me In [ edit ]
A man from the brewery has come to call
Phoebe: Gary, this is George Harrison.
Gary: No, it isn't. The hair's all wrong for a start.
Series 3 (1996) [ edit ]
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea [ edit ]
It Ain't Necessarily So [ edit ]
One O'Clock Jump [ edit ]
Where is Margie living now?
Reg: I can't remember. Saint something.
Gary: Saint. Er... St Leonards? St Ives? St. Louis, Missouri?
Reg: Got it! St Reatham.
Gary: St Re-...you mean Streatham, you pillock!
It's a Sin to Tell a Lie [ edit ]
Reg: No, I'm sorry. Losing your penis is no excuse for betraying your country.
Change Partners [ edit ]
Goodnight Children Everywhere [ edit ]
Turned Out Nice Again [ edit ]
There's Something about a Soldier [ edit ]
Someone to Watch over Me [ edit ]
The Yanks are Coming [ edit ]
Let's Get Away From It All [ edit ]
Series 4 (1997) [ edit ]
You're Driving Me Crazy [ edit ]
In the Mood [ edit ]
Out of Town [ edit ]
And Mother Came Too [ edit ]
Gary: I'm sorry. I'm just so happy!
Ron: A man's dead, your best friend's in jail and you're happy. What's it gonna take to make it a real zip-a-dee-doo-dah sort of day? An outbreak of bubonic plague?!
The Leaving of Liverpool [ edit ]
How Long Has This Been Going On [ edit ]
Easy Living [ edit ]
Come Fly With Me [ edit ]
Heartaches [ edit ]
Careless Talk [ edit ]
The Bells Are Ringing [ edit ]
Series 5 (1998) [ edit ]
A Room with a View [ edit ]
London Pride [ edit ]
When Two Worlds Collide [ edit ]
Mairzy Doats [ edit ]
Pennies From Heaven [ edit ]
We Don't Want to Lose You... [ edit ]
But We Think You Have to Go [ edit ]
Have You Ever Seen a Dream Walking [ edit ]
Love The One You're With [ edit ]
My Heart Belongs to Daddy [ edit ]
Series 6 (1999) [ edit ]
Mine's a Double [ edit ]
All About Yvonne [ edit ]
California Dreamin' [ edit ]
Grief Encounter [ edit ]
Gary: Right now, I've got an urgent meeting. It could be an all-nighter.
Phoebe: Phone in sick.
Gary: I can't, Phoebe. England expects every man to do his duty.
Phoebe: So do I. Phone in sick.
The 'Ouses in Between [ edit ]
Just in Time [ edit ]
How I Won The War [ edit ]
How to deal with a group of German soldiers
Gary: (disguised as Hitler) Gott im Himmel! Achtung Spitfeuer! Mönchengladbach! Donner und Blitzen! Bundesbank! Vorsprung durch Technik! Now! (signal for ambush)
Something Fishie [ edit ]
Flash Bang Wallop [ edit ]
Accentuate the Positive [ edit ]
External links [ edit ]