Goosebumps (film)

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Goosebumps is a 2015 American 3D live-action/computer-animated horror comedy film based on the children's book series of the same name by R. L. Stine. It was directed by Rob Letterman, and written by Darren Lemke, from a story by Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski. Financed by Sony, LStar Capital, and Village Roadshow Pictures, it was produced by Original Film and Scholastic Entertainment, and was released on October 16, 2015 by Sony Pictures Entertainment, under its Columbia Pictures label.

R. L. Stine[edit]

  • [slams on the brakes] Let me tell you something about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me. and I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! Way more books!
  • Okay, look! Where do I begin? When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends – monsters, demons, ghouls, to terrorize my neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me, and then one day, they actually became real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe, but when they open. well, you've just seen what happens.
  • Hello, My name is Mr. R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, because Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant-insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts. the beginning, the middle, and the twist.

Zach Cooper[edit]

  • Well, my mom said to me, "Zach, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" And I said, "Can we please move to Madison, Delaware?" That'd be my dream.
  • You see the endings coming from a mile away, its like, stop trying to be Stephen King man...

Hannah Stine[edit]

  • Zach, it's time to move on, now open the book, scaredy cat.


  • Let me explain something to you, Zacharias. You know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt?, Well, not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear. I remember being four, being pushed on a swing and thinking, "This is how it ends."


Champion: The Abominable Snowman just crawl out of a book, that doesn't just happen!
R. L. Stine: You just released every monster I've ever created!
Champ: What was that?
Stine: It's the Invisible Boy.
Champ: [getting slapped by Brent the Invisible Boy] Ow!
Stine: Ah, he's such a crack up.

[Zach has called in the police to investigate screams coming from Stine's house, but they are revealed to be from his television]
Stine: Surround sound. I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime.
Officer Brooks: Being a what... a what-a-phile?!
Officer Stevens: [calming her] Whoa, whoa, whoa. That just means that he is a connoisseur of high-end audio equipment.
Officer Brooks: Oh.

[during a chase in the grocery store, the werewolf crashes in an aisle of food, then R. L. Stine trips and gets placed in a shopping cart, and Zach pushes the cart]
Robert: What are you doing? Get me out! [the werewolf starts coming after Zach and Stine] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, keep going!

Hannah: [quietly] Did you unlock a book?
Zach Cooper: I'm sorry. I'll put it back where it belongs. Look, here it is.
Hannah: No, don't open it! [Zach accidentally opens a manuscript which releases the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, the Abominable Snowman touches a light of a ceiling lamp, which stings his finger] [whispering] Nobody make a sound. [Champ screams in terror which the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena hears him, then he starts to charge at him, but Zach pushes him aside, then the Abominable Snowman breaks out of the house]

Hannah: So you're the new neighbor?
Zach: Yeah. I'm Zach, by the way.
Hannah: I'm Hannah.
Stine: [from behind her] Hannah!
Hannah: I gotta go.
[R. L. Stine appears at the window]
Zach: Hey, we're just moving in.
Stine: [referring to the fence between their 2 houses] You see that fence?
Zach: Uh, yes...
Stine: [sternly] Stay on your side of it.
[Stine leaves the window]

Zach: [an army of lawn gnomes start popping out] Maybe, they're friendly. [1 lawn gnome throws a knife next to him, then its eyebrows turn angry] Not friendly, definitely not friendly! [one lawn gnome jumps and starts to attack Stine, but Champ smashes it with a frying pan]

Zach: Alright, everyone, find anything you can to barricade the doors.
Hannah: We cannot let the monsters inside.

Zach: [referring to Hannah's dad] He's a big teddy bear.
Hannah: Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone.

Hannah: [to Zach] C'mon, scaredy-cat!

Stine: As long as the books remained locked, we're safe, but when they open, Well, you've just seen what happens.

Mr. Black (The real R. L. Stine): Hello, Mr. Stine.
Mr. Stine: Hello, Mr. Black.

[last lines]
[after typing "The Invisible Boy's Revenge" on Stine's typewriter]
Brent Green the Invisible Boy: You forgot about me! [leaves hand marks on the glass and manically laughs as Stine screams]


  • The stories are alive
  • You will believe in monsters


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