Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is the second 3D game in the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise and the sixth original title overall. It debuted in North America on October 27, 2002 for the PlayStation 2 and was later ported to the Xbox and PC in 2003.


[Umberto and Tommy's first meeting, prior to Stunt Boat Challenge]
Umberto Robina: You. You the boy? Yeah. You the boy. I think so, you know?
Tommy Vercetti: No, I don't think I do.
Umberto Robina: Oh, yeah? You come here, tough guy. You think you'll take me on? You think you'll play stupid with me?
Tommy Vercetti: No, I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us.
Alberto Robina: Hey- he called you dumb, son.
Umberto Robina: And I call him a little girl, Pappi. Look at him! All dressed up like that. What is this, ladies' night? You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too, huh?
Tommy Vercetti: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?
Umberto Robina: I like women. I like all women! I love my mother, chico!
Tommy Vercetti: All right, all right. I'll take your word for it, relax.
Umberto Robina: Can you drive, amigo?
Tommy Vercetti: Yeah. Like a woman.

[Tommy talks to Sonny on the phone]
Tommy Vercetti: Look, Sonny, we were set up. The deal was an ambush. Harry and Lee are dead.
Sonny Forelli: You better be kidding me, Tommy! Tell me you still got the money.
Tommy Vercetti: No, Sonny... I don't have the money. [Sonny shouts angrily at Tommy]
Sonny Forelli: THAT WAS MY MONEY, TOMMY, MY MONEY! You better not be screwing me, Tommy, because you know I'm not a man to be screwed with!
Tommy Vercetti: Wait, Sonny. You have my personal assurance that I'm going to get your money back and the drugs. And I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.
Sonny Forelli: Hey, I already know that. You're not a fool, Tommy, but I warn you, neither am I. If it was anybody else, you'd be DEAD already. But because it's you, because we got history, I'm gonna let you handle this.
Tommy Vercetti: Look, Sonny, you got my word.
Sonny Forelli: I'll be in touch.

Maurice: But since you got elected, Vice City has been characterized by a government who cut aid to the poor, offered tax breaks to the rich and paid people to dump toxic waste near schools.
Alex Shrub: Yes, we've made a lot of progress!
Maurice: And up on Capital Hill you were instrumental in pushing through a bill allowing the manufacture and sale of Giggle Cream, a dessert with potential lethal consequences.
Alex Shrub: Uh, not true! Only 23 people have died and several of them probably deserved it.

Sonny Forelli: Tommy! What? No big hugs for your old buddy?
Tommy Vercetti: I'm fifteen years out of the loop. I'm a bit rusty on family etiquette.
Sonny Forelli: Always angry, huh, Tommy? Didn't I say your temper would get you into trouble, huh?
Tommy Vercetti: There's three mil in the briefcases.
Sonny Forelli: How many was it? Ten? No, eleven, man! That's how you get to be called: "The Harwood Butcher"!
Tommy Vercetti: You sent me to kill one man. One man! They knew I was coming, Sonny!
Sonny Forelli: Tommy, Tommy. Watch your tone. Anyone would think you blamed me for that unfortunate set of circumstances.
Tommy Vercetti: Just take the money.
Forelli Mobster: Get the damn cash.
[Sonny's men go to take the briefcases.]
Sonny Forelli: You know, Tommy? I did what I could for you. I pulled strings, called in favors. I was your friend, Tommy. I hoped you'd see sense, see what's good for business. I trusted you, Tommy, and you disappointed me. But at least someone in your chickenshit organization knows how to do business. Isn't that right, Lance?
Lance Vance: Sorry, Tommy. This is Vice City. This is business.
Tommy Vercetti: You sold us out.
Lance Vance: No. I sold you out, Tommy. I sold YOU out! The real cash is upstairs in the safe.
Sonny Forelli: Tommy, what was the big plan? You thought I'd just take the fake cash, save face, and run away with my tail between my legs?!
Tommy Vercetti: No. I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you.

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