Guinevere Jones

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Guinevere Jones (2002) is a children's television show created by Elizabeth Stewart. It revolves around the adventures of the title character as she uses magic to fight evil, while at the same time dealing with problems and difficulties of high school.

Season 1[edit]

Episode 1.1: Hard Rain[edit]

[Guinevere is confronted and threatened by Morgana and saved by Merlin]
Morgana: You cannot run away from me.
Guinevere: How dare you threaten the Queen.
Morgana: Queen? For how long? Once your precious Arthur learns what you've done, you will help me find the crystal.
Guinevere: Never!
Merlin: Enough of your trickery, Morgana!
Guinevere: Merlin, I have failed you.
Morgana: Your time is over, old man. I am not done with you, girl. I will have the crystal, if it takes a thousand years.

[Gwen and Tasha meet Merlin]
Gwen: Look, I don't believe in magic.
Merlin: Well then, at last, I have your attention.
Tasha Meyers: Who are you?
Merlin: I am Merlin, of course. And you are?
Tasha Meyers: Uh, Tasha.
Merlin: She is your servant?
Gwen: What?
Merlin: This Tasha, she is your servant?
Gwen: No she's... no.
Merlin: Guinevere, must we go through this with every lifetime?
Gwen: My name's Gwen.
Merlin: At least it's close this time.
Gwen: What?
Merlin: Your name. You've had quite a few since you were Guinevere. Mari, Svetlana, Fujiko, of course they were just your human reincarnations.
Tasha Meyers: Are you saying she's...?
Merlin: Yes, that explains it.
Tasha Meyers: Explains what?
Merlin: Your dim-wittedness of course! Your soul is in it's mere infancy. Your's on the other hand is one of the Ancients. You were first born in a time of great magic. Magic is your birthright and your destiny.
Tasha Meyers: Are you dead?
Merlin: Do I look dead?
Tasha Meyers: I was just asking!
Merlin: I am projecting myself here from my own time, through means beyond your comprehension!
Tasha Meyers: Try me!
Gwen: Stop it! This isn't happening! [Gwen runs away]
Merlin: Guinevere!

Episode 1.2: Psyched[edit]

[Karen Jones is possessed by a Demon]
Karen Jones: Evil is a river running through time.

Episode 1.3: That Old Black Magic[edit]

[Merlin training Gwen]
Merlin: Concentrate. Focus. Concentrate your mind. It is simply a matter of who has the greater will.
Gwen: It's a stone. Stones don't have will.

[Tasha Meyers and Morgana explain to Gwen]
Tasha Meyers: Guinevere, she cheated on King Arthur with Lancelot. After that, everything went to pieces. Camelot tainted big time.
Morgana: She made it so easy.
Tasha Meyers: You put a spell on them?
Morgana: To destroying her,
Gwen: But, you didn't destroy Merlin.

Episode 1.5: Weird Sisters[edit]

[The new English teacher, Patrick O'Leary, has arrived at the drama club and sees Wind, Fire, and Reine]
Patrick O'Leary: So you must be fire, wind, and rain.

Episode 1.6: Dybbukkin[edit]

[Josh is distracting Reine so Gwen can erase her memory]
Josh Myers: I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last girl on Earth.

Season 2[edit]

Episode 2.6: Easy Money[edit]

[Money has just been stolen from the "New Sage Shop"]
Detective Perkins: The facts don't lie

[Katie, trying to exonerate Gwen]
Katie Dawson: The facts don't lie.

[Gwen, when finding who has been framing her]
Gwen: Sometimes, the facts do lie.

[Gwen and Reine have just fought each other]
Reine Davidson: You're just jealous that someone else has powers.
Gwen Jones: It just bugs me that you have power.

Episode 2.13: Rebellion[edit]

[During the final battle with Reine]
Gwen: Gadowain, I never thought I'd be glad to see you.

[Gwen has just found out that O'Leary is her father]
Gwen: So what should I call you? Dad?
O'Leary: Eventually I'll be proud to be called that. Just as I'm proud of you.

Unknown episodes[edit]

[In the ARC, Reine has just entered]
Tasha Myers: And the loser convention is over there. And it looks like you're late.

Books[edit]

Other[edit]

[Said in order, every opening credit scene]
Merlin: We all have many lifetimes. We first met when you were Arthur's queen. Your destiny is magic, Guinevere. Your task is to fight evil.
Gwen: I told you, my name is Gwen.

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