Hair (musical)

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Hair is a 1979 film based on the 1968 Broadway musical of the same name about a Vietnam war draftee who meets and befriends a tribe of long-haired hippies on his way to the army induction center. The hippies introduce him to their countercultural lifestyle of marijuana, LSD, "be-ins", and protests.


  • [singing] This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius!

Jeanie Ryan

  • Of course I'm crazy! We're all crazy. Let's shake on it.


  • The draft is white people sending black people to make war on the yellow people to defend the land they stole from the red people!

Woof, Hud, Berger

  • Oh say, can you see / my eyes? If you can / then my hair's too short.


Berger: Where you from?
Claude: Oklahoma.
Jeannie: Hey, listen. I know what it's like. I used to be from Kansas myself.

Prison Psychiatrist: And men?
Woof: What do you mean...?
Prison Psychiatrist: You have any sexual attraction towards men?
Woof: You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?
Prison Psychiatrist: Yeah.
Woof: Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no.

Berger: Bukowski!
Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
Berger: Let's move it out!
Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
Berger: Double time, soldier.
Claude: Yes, Sergeant! (Claude and Berger walk out of the barracks) Sir?
Berger: In the car, soldier!
Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
Berger: Are you an asshole, soldier?
Claude: No, Sergeant!
Berger: That's too bad, because I am.
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