Halloween (2007 film)

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Halloween is a 2007 reimagining of John Carpenter's Halloween. The film is about a young boy named Michael Myers who is commited to Smith's Grove Sanitarium for first degree murder after killing three people, including his own sister, Judith Myers at the age of ten. Fifteen years later, Michael escapes Smith's Grove in search for his baby sister, Laurie Strode, the only person he still truly cares for.

Written and directed by Rob Zombie.
Evil Has A Destiny. taglines

Baby Boo[edit]

  • [Baby Boo starts crying]

Laurie Strode/Angel Myers[edit]

  • [Laurie teases Tommy Doyle] Oh, my God, Tommy! The boogeyman is going to get you! He's coming to get you, Tommy! He's gonna get you! [phone rings] Hold that thought.
  • [Michael shows Laurie a picture of her as a baby in young Michael's arms, Laurie oblivious to the fact she's Michael's sister] I don't understand! Please! Leave me alone!

Deborah Myers[edit]

  • [to young Michael] Why? Why Michael!
  • [he smiles at her]
  • Again? Again? Jesus, what is it with you and this goddamn school? I cannot keep coming down here like this!
  • Really? It sure seems like you fuckin' do!
  • [looking at gruesome photographs of dead animals] Are you saying Michael did this? Michael loves animals!
  • Jesus Christ, Ronnie, you know I have to work tonight. Someone around here has got to make some money.
  • Yeah, and who's fault is that? You're so pathetic.
  • You mean the whore the big tits hanging down her knees?
  • Yeah, well have a great fucking time.
  • I hope she likes cripples.
  • Oh, I will get the crutches for you.
  • Baby Boo: [Baby Boo starts crying]
  • See what you did loud mouth?
  • That's what you do all the time is cry and shit.
  • I don't like you to hide your face. Take it off.
  • Sweetie, don't say that. Take it off. You're not ugly. Don't talk like that.OK?... I miss you so much.
  • You know, you leave him alone. Keep your hands off of him.
  • Judith!
  • Would you do me a favor? Please take your brother trick-or-treating.
  • Judith, cut the shit! You know I have to go back to work.
  • You know if I could get the lazy drunk off of his fat ass, I would.

Michael Myers[edit]

  • Michael Myers - Child: I miss you, too.
  • Michael Myers - Child: I like the mask because it hides my face
  • Michael Myers - Child: It hides my ugliness.

Judith Myers[edit]

  • What is that sub-human slob over there on the couch doing?
  • [coming downstairs] What?
  • Why don't you do it? I'm not his mommy.
  • [coming downstairs] What?

Ronnie White[edit]

  • [cast on left arm with "SUCK IT!" written, flips Deborah off] Bitch! If you don't think, I ain't making a mental list of all your fucking bullshit!
  • I will.
  • I'll tell you something. That freak of yours, he needs some serious discipline. I mean, he runs around like a little bitch.
  • Give me a fucking break. He's probably a queer. He's gonna grow up, end up cutting his dick and balls off and changing his name to Michelle.
  • I'm all broken up here bitch, I can't work.
  • Maybe I will choke the chicken and purge my snork all over those flappy ass tits.
  • Fuck you, sit on my pole right now bitch.
  • You know that new waitress over at the Bingo Lounge? She's been giving me the freaky eye.
  • Bitch, I will crawl over there and I will skull fuck the shit out of you!
  • WAAA! WAAA! That's all that fucker ever does is cry. WAAA! WAAA! Cry and shit, cry and shit.

Principal Chambers[edit]

  • Look Ms. Myers, I do not enjoy calling you down here every five minutes.

Others[edit]

  • Tommy Doyle: [to Laurie Strode] That isn't appropriate babysitter behavior!
  • Deborah Myers: [Principle Chambers shows Deborah multiple pictures of dead animals Michael took] Are you saying Michael did this? But Michael loves animals!
  • Young Michael Myers: [to baby Laurie] Happy Halloween, Boo...
  • Lynda Van Der Klok: See anything you like?
  • Lynda Van Der Klok: [referring to her boyfriend's lovemaking skill] And you're not a zero, you're like a fucking minus five or something. What did you do to this beer?
  • Ismael Cruz: [Ismael discovers several dead guards and finds Michael standing behind him] Whoa.. Mikey! What're you doing out of your room? Ok... now, don't do nothin' we're both gonna regret later, ok, Mikey...? I'm gonna have to get you back into your room, okay now? [Ismael retrieves a pair of handcuffs from a fallen guard] Let me get these. I'm just gonna... get these handcuffs and... I'm gonna try and put these handcuffs on you right now, Mikey... and then we'll get you back into your own bed, okay? [Michael slowly raises his hands as if ready to be handcuffed, Ismael then cautiously and nervously approaches Michael, but is violently attacked and thrown over a table] Mikey! I was good to you, Mikey...! [Michael submerges Ismael's head into a sink of water and lifts him up] I was good to you, Mikey!

Dialogue[edit]

Deborah Myers: Jesus Christ Ronnie, you know I have to work tonight. Someone around here has got to make some money.
Ronnie White: I'm all broken up here bitch, I can't work!
Deborah Myers: Yeah, and who's fault is that? You're so pathetic.
Ronnie White: You know that new waitress over at the Bingo Lounge? She's been giving me the freaky eye.
Deborah Myers: You mean the whore the big tits hanging down her knees?
Ronnie White: Maybe I will choke the chicken and purge my snork all over those flappy ass tits.
Deborah Myers: Good! Well, have a good fucking time!
Ronnie White: I will.
Deborah Myers: I hope she likes cripples!
Ronnie White: Bitch, I will crawl over there, and I will skull fuck the shit outta you!
[Baby Boo starts crying.]
Deborah Myers: Oh, I'll get the crutches for you!
[Deborah sees Baby Boo crying as she comforts her.]
Deborah Myers: See what you did? Fucking loudmouth!
Ronnie White: [mocks Baby Boo.] Waah! Waah! Waah! That's all that fucker does is cry. Waah! Waah! Waah! Cry and shit. Cry and shit. Waah!
Deborah Myers: Just like you. That's all you do is cry and shit.
Ronnie White: Fuck you, sit on my pole right now bitch.
Deborah Myers: Fuck off!

Young Michael Myers: Fuck... you...
Principle Chambers: What did you say?
Young Michael Myers: I said, fuck... you!
Principle Chambers: Fuck ME? [grabs Michael by the back of the shirt and escorts him to the principle's office]

Deborah Myers: Judith!
Judith Myers: (coming downstairs) What?
Deborah Myers: Would you do me a favor? Please take your brother trick-or-treating.
Judith Myers: Why don't you do it? I'm not his mommy.
Deborah Myers: Judith, cut the shit! You know I have to go back to work.
Judith Myers: What is that sub-human slob over there on the couch doing?
Deborah Myers: You know if I could get the lazy drunk off of his fat ass (Ronnie, with a cast on his left arm with writing saying "Suck it!", giving Deborah the middle finger), I would.
Ronnie White: Bitch! If you don't think I ain't making a mental list of all your fucking bullshit!

Dr. Samuel Loomis: [to tape recorder] Hello, hello, hello. Can you talk in there?
Young Michael Myers: Hi, I'm Michael Myers--
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Okay, okay, that's fine. That's good, that's good. Okay, we're on. How are you feeling today?
Young Michael Myers: Good... can I ask you something?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: You can ask me whatever you want. That's why I'm here. If you have anything on your mind, feel free - anything.
Young Michael Myers: Okay... why do you talk so funny?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: [chuckles] Talk so funny?



Young Michael Myers: [Michael puts on a black-colored paper mask] Look at my mask.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Oh, wow... beautiful, yeah. Why is it all... black?
Young Michael Myers: 'Cause. It's one of my favorite colors.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Well, actually, black isn't a color, is it? It's the absence of color. In the spectrum of colors, you go from black, which is no color, all the way through to white, which is every color. So, technically... not that it really matters... but black isn't a color.

Young Michael Myers: Fuck you! I fucking hate this place!
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Let it out, Michael!
Young Michael Myers: Shut the fuck up! I fucking hate this world! I hate it! [sobs] I just wanna go home...
Dr. Samuel Loomis: You can't go home...
Young Michael Myers: Why?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Because you've done terrible things.

Noel Kluggs: [to Michael Myers - claps hands] Hey, let's go, fucknut! It's time to go! [touches one of Michael's masks]
Ismael Cruz: Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that.
Noel Kluggs: What?
Ismael Cruz: He doesn't like it when you touch his masks.
Noel Kluggs: God damn! I wouldn't wanna bum the freak out!
Ismael Cruz: [puts handcuffs on Michael] Sorry about the chains, Mikey.
Noel Kluggs: What do you mean "sorry 'bout these chains"? You got feelings for this big idiot? Is that it? What the fuck, Ismael? What the fuck, man?
Ismael Cruz: Hey, I've been helpin' this kid for nearly 20 years. Him and I... you know what, it's none of your business anyway, ok?
Noel Kluggs: [Michael looks at Noel] Don't look at me. I'll be a shitstorm in your worst nightmare, motherfucker.

Tommy Doyle: Yeah, get your jacket, girl!
Lindsey Wallace: [scoffs] I am Queen Sheeba! Bow down and worship me.

Laurie Strode: [sobbing] Was that the boogeyman...?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: As a matter of fact... I do believe it was.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett: Doc, you're talkin' like he was some kind of Antichrist.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Well, maybe I am.

Dr. Samuel Loomis: Why is your hair getting so messy?
Young Michael Myers: 'Cause no one sees me.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: What are you talking about? I see you every day, your mum - she comes every week.
Young Michael Myers: Anybody else?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: ...No.

[bloopers]
Dr. Samuel Loomis: [in German accent] Morgan. Why are you such a Nazi? You have on the wall... a leopard. The leopard is endangered.
Morgan Walker: There's not only a leopard; there's a... fox and a wolf.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: You're a Nazi.
Morgan Walker: By the name of Erica... and the other one is... yeah. Lloyd.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: [Nazi salute] Sieg Heil, you fucking Nazi!
Morgan Walker: I think he is going mad.

Taglines[edit]

  • Evil Has A Destiny.
  • Evil. Unmasked.
  • The Face Behind The Mask.
  • When Darkness Fell, He Arrived.

Cast[edit]

See also[edit]

External links[edit]

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