Hellsing Ultimate

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Hellsing Ultimate is a series of OVA's based on the Anime/Manga series Hellsing, that began its run on February 10 2006. As of February 19, 2012 8 episodes have been released, 4 of which have been released in North America. It chronicles the efforts of the mysterious and secretive Hellsing Organization, as it combats vampires, ghouls, and other supernatural foes who threaten England.


  • "My master, it shall be done. As you command."
  • "How beautiful. Nights like this make me want a bite to drink. Yes... I couldn't imagine a more... perfect evening."
  • "Nothing I shoot ever gets back up again."
  • "Are you a virgin, my dear?" (To Seras)
  • "Those who dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks."
  • "Police girl. When you aim, make sure you put a hole through the heart. Or the head. Just remember: these people did not become undead ghouls by choice. There's no way to cure them once they've been changed. It's for their own sake that we put them to rest as quickly as possible."
  • "Why didn't you just drink the blood, you idiot?"
  • [regarding the Jackal] "I'll bet this can even stop Father Anderson in his tracks."
  • [to Luke Valentine] "You fool...there's no such thing as an immortal!"
  • "Yes...excellent! I haven't had this much fun in ages! ...What did you say your name was?"
  • "Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."
  • "Now Luke Valentine, it's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!"
  • "Come on, get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!"
  • "We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough."
  • "If I'm a dog, then you're dog food."
  • "So that was all you had? Such a shame that I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. Now you're nothing but dog shit."
  • "Nothing like Iscariot to inspire the fear of God; such fearsome insults! Two thousand years of your inane prattle...truly, some things never do seem to change."
  • [to Enrico Maxwell] "You call my master a sow and expect me to let you live? I'm afraid that I'm just going to have to put a bullet in you, you foolish little man."
  • [facing Anderson in the museum] "Neither of us could ever back down in front an enemy. Come on then, Judas Priest!"
  • [after being shot by a SWAT team] "Dogs...that was a very good try. However...[regenerates]...I cannot be killed by dogs. It takes a man in order to kill a monster!"
  • [to Tubalcain Alhambra] "I get it; there's absolutely no reasoning with you people. Which means that I have to keep killing until there are none of you left. Didn't your masters learn anything from the last time I decimated them?"
  • "Magic playing cards...how interesting."
  • "The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me."
  • "Now...it's time to play, Alhambra! I want to hear you squeal like a pig!"
  • "That's checkmate, Tubalcain Alhambra!"
  • [after defeating Tubalcain Alhambra] "Now, it's time to start dealing with the business at hand. I'm obliged to give you a thorough interrogation, so you're going to tell me everything you know. Well...your blood will." [bites Tubalcain and drinks his blood]
  • "My lord and master, Integra Hellsing! Give me your orders!"
  • [releasing Control Art Restriction Level Zero] "I am the Bird of Hermes. Here standeth the Bird of Hermes! Eating my own wings! [is attacked by the assembled enemies] To keep...myself tame..."
  • "You stand before me...I'm impressed. I'm impressed, Iscariot! Show me more, Alexander Anderson!"
  • [trying to convince Anderson not to use Helena's Nail] "Anderson, stop it! Do you know what that thing will do to you?! You'll become one of God's monsters! Retain your humanity. Don't succumb to power! Either side, it amounts to the same deal: whether in the name of the divine or the demonic, you're still a monster in the end! Do you intend to use that scrap of miracle...to become nothing but a scrap of miracle yourself?! This duel...between us...would you really push it this far - into the realms that lie beyond the realm of mortal life? A monster such as myself...a creature of such weakness that I could not bear the weight of a human life...if I am to be defeated, it must be by a human! [pause] Don't do it, human. Don't become a monster...a monster like me..."
  • [to Anderson, after he uses the Nail of Helena] "You...you fool!...[aims Casull at Anderson] You bloody FOOL!"
  • (in response to Anderson asking "How the hell long do you have to live, you pitiful thing?") "Until my expansive future shatters my expansive past."

Seras Victoria[edit]

  • "Sir, yes, Sir, my Master."
  • "They're not real people. They're like...zombie bumpkins."
  • "Makes you wonder, doesn't it. If there are normal people under this uniform."
  • [while leading a Japanese tour group] "Hiii! Right this way, everybody!"
  • "It's just an illusion...just an illusion...!"
  • (to Zorin Blitz) "You called (Pip Bernadotte) a gnat, didn't you? You called him a gnat. You'll pay for this. You will pay! You're going to pay! YOU'LL PAY!" (bites Pip and begins drinking his blood)
  • (to Pip's corpse, after becoming a full vampire) "Thank you, Captain. Rest in peace. But not yet... Not yet!"
  • "I did what you told me... In return you're going to help me...send these Nazis to Hell!"
  • "Together, you and I will slaughter them all!"
  • "Even if I were about to die, I wouldn't drink a single god-damned drop of your evil blood! I don't want you...inside of me!"
  • (while killing Zorin Blitz) "How does it feel having someone fuck with your head!? HOW DOES IT FEEL, YOU BITCH!?"
  • "I'm not afraid of anything anymore."
  • "Master, you seem to have grown a mustache."
  • "It felt like if I drank the blood, it would mean the end of something important inside of me."

Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing[edit]

  • "They have dared to enter this house, built on blood and honour. I will see them roast in the deepest pits of Hell!"
  • (sarcastically) "You cut his head off? Is that all?"
  • "You did your duty; farewell."
  • "I really don't care who you are. just tell me what you want."
  • "You've done nothing but show contempt for our treaties. This latest incident with Anderson in Northern Ireland was inexcusable."
  • "Don't you dare question my resolve! I have already given you your marching orders, soldier! You will search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Any resistance you encounter is to be CRUSHED! Hellsing does not run from our enemies! Kill them all! I order you to leave nothing but bloody stains in your way!"
  • "Don't underestimate humanity, you freaks! Come on! Let's have it!"
  • "You're too loud, police girl. I don't care if you are a vampire. You're still English; have some manners."
  • "I cut my finger. I don't want it to get infected. Kiss it for me."
  • "Alucard, take heed. Here are your orders. With you silver gun, paint the white army crimson. With your iron gun, paint the black army scarlet. I will know my foes by the stains of red you leave upon their chests! Now search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Run them down! Do not let any of them leave the island alive!"
  • "Release control art restriction level: zero!"
  • "Just what I expected from a king of vampires. Or a count."

Walter C. Dornez[edit]

  • "Oh dear, I missed...I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter."
  • "I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God."
  • "Miss Integra, back the car up and find another way around."
  • "Now then, its time to take these children across my knee."
  • "I stand here not on the whim of anyone else... I stand before you to satisfy my own means. I stand here for Walter C. Dornez"

Pip Bernadotte[edit]

  • "What was that? Some kind of evil love beam?"
  • "Now then, let's go and die like mangy dogs. Let's die while yelling "Fuck, Fuck!" as we take gut shots. As we writhe in agony."
  • "Oh, the iniquity! Damn you, bourgeoisie! Damn you!"
  • "Face it, this room will be our tomb; the mansion our gravestone; and our gravekeeper will be that cast-iron bitch Integra. And our epitaph? "Here lies the fearsome Wild Geese who kicked beaucoup Nazi ass for queen and crumpets." But they won't write any of that. Because of you it'll say: "Here lies those gutless pussies that died pissing themselves and screaming like schoolgirls."
  • "It was never about the money, it was always about the fun."
  • "Man the fuck up, bitch!"

Paladin Alexander Anderson[edit]

  • "AMEN!"
  • "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. We are nothing, but dust and to dust we shall return. Amen."
  • "If anyone does not love the Lord Jesus Christ, let them be accursed at His coming. God save you from your fate. Amen!"
  • "Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters."
  • "It's been a while since I've had a good hunt. I plan on enjoying this."
  • "Your voice sounds so lovely when you're whimpering in agony."
  • "Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little."
  • "Iscariot does not shirk when the enemy presents itself!"
  • "[laughs]...You won't be so lucky this time, vampire!"
  • "Mars...Mars! MARS!!!" [kills several Millennium vampires]
  • "[to millennium soldiers] Hold your tongue, the dead don't speak."
  • "You are not the only one who carries a mighty weapon, vampire."
  • "I want nothing more than to be a bayonet; a bayonet wielded by the hand of God. I would have been happy to have been born a storm, or a divine threat; a mighty explosion or even a terrible hurricane. A divine force of nature without a heart or pity. And if this relic can transform me into such a thing...then I am happy to abandon my humanity."
  • "Man cries, his tears dry up, and run out. So he becomes a devil, reduced to a monster."
  • "Demon, do not cry. What frightful dream haunts you?
  • "I am going, but you will live on forever. How long will you continue this wretched existence, ye pitiful creature?"
  • "Beautiful moon tonight, don't you think?"
  • "We are the servents of god, and the messengers of his justice. We are the instruments of his devine wrath on Earth. We are called upon to cleanse his Kingdom bringing Ash from the Flesh of thine enemys. Praise to our Lord!"

Enrico Maxwell[edit]

  • "My name is Enrico Maxwell. I'm the head of the Iscariot organization; I am honored to meet you."
  • "I'm here on the direct orders from His Holiness. Otherwise I would not bother with you filthy creatures! So just shut up and pay attention, you miserable English sow!"
  • "The great vampire Alucard, the Hellsing family's pet creature; I don't believe I've ever seen you in person before. It's a great pleasure to make your acquaintance."
  • "I think you'll agree that turnabout is fair play...so why don't we make this fight interesting? [snaps fingers] ANDERSON!!!"
  • "But you did more than help fund the operation, and you were more than a mere pawn. The title more suited to you, my friend, is collaborator."
  • "The only good protestant is a dead protestant!"
  • "England...is guilty! The heathens...are guilty! You are all now sentenced...to your death! Death! Death! Death! DEATH!"
  • "I can offer you my pity, but my forgiveness? NEVER!"
  • (watching Alucard releasing his stored souls) "Im...impossible! How can something like that exist?!"
  • (as Alucard releases his old army and regains his original vampiric form) "Wallachia...it can't be! You consumed them! Your own soldiers! Your own subjects! You're a fiend! A monster! A devil! You...DRACULA!"

The Major (SS-Sturmbannführer Montana Max)[edit]

  • "Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose."
  • "You should be aware, fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself."
  • "Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn't it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I?"
  • "We are the finest of the Third Reich. Do you have any idea how many people we've killed?"
  • "First Lieutenant Rip Van Winkle, do you know how Der Freischütz ends? Kaspar, having trifled with the Black Huntsman Zamiel, is whisked away to hell for his sins. His corpse is then thrown into a ravine to be eaten by wolves. Prepare yourself, First Lieutenant, for now, Zamiel comes to collect you."
  • "And so it came to pass that those who had gathered before a painted line of spears found themselves reunited before the real thing. On one side, a division of panzergrenadier vampires from Germany's Third Reich: the dreaded 572 vampire soldiers of the Last Battalion! On the other side, 2975 knights of the Roman Catholic Vatican Curia: Ninth Airborne Mobile Crusade. In the middle, Her Majesty's Hellsing Organization! Just three of these mighty soldiers remain. All is ready; the players prepare to take the stage, and the curtain rises over this Walpurgis Dawn!"
  • "Here it comes - I can feel it! A mighty river...a river of death! The dead shall dance...and all of Hell shall sing!"
  • [regarding Iscariot] "Countless little lives struggling and dying together, like tiny cells making up a great beast struggling towards its own elimination; seeking blood whilst spilling blood; continuously multiplying and receding; fighting with itself without end."

The Doctor[edit]

  • "Be sure to eat every bite. If he turns into a ghoul, I will not be happy."
  • "Alright everyone, it's time for us to open up our handbooks."
  • (watching the Major and the battle of London) "He thinks that it is music. The music of the battlefield! The Major...! He's conducting it! The battle is his symphony...and we are his instruments. Great, howling instruments, wailing his cacophonous thoughts! How can anything stand against him?!"

Tubalcain Alhambra[edit]

  • "Work your hardest, gentlemen. If you really want your paradise without getting sick or growing old."
  • "I am here to take your unlife, Mr. Alucard. Millenium has given me the task of bringing you in; well, at least a sample of you, anyway."
  • "Right into my trap!"
  • [watching Alucard retreat to the roof of the hotel] "Oh, no you don't. [leaps to the side of the hotel and begins walking up the side of the wall] Alucard the vampire...you are so disappointing!"
  • "Are you ready for another round, Mr. Alucard? I bet they have a special place ready for you...in the deepest pits of hell."
  • "You expect me to squeal? Are you serious? Don't you see what is happening?! If only the world were so simple - you really have gone completely soft in the head!"
  • "GO TO HELL! [cuts a Harkonnen shell in half] I've had enough of these pests."

Luke Valentine[edit]

  • [in response to Alucard's claim that no one is truly immortal] "Yes, I know. And once I have your head on a stick, everyone else will know too. So now I get to kill you and make my wildest dreams come true!"
  • "You've never seen anything like me before! I was designed to surpass you in every way! I was born to be your death!"
  • [regarding Alucard's new handgun, Jackal] "A pistol...did that? Jesus."
  • "I told you, I'm completely different from any creature you've ever faced before! I have the sum total of your vampiric power at my disposal - all of it and more!"
  • "He's not even trying to dodge the bullets. Does he think he's indestructible?! Everything has a breaking point!"
  • "He may act like he's not injured, but he's taking far more damage than I am. I can beat him!"
  • "What are you? What the hell are you?!"
  • "Shut up! You're nothing but the Hellsing family toy! A dog for the Church of England not even fit to call himself a vampire!"

Jan Valentine[edit]

  • "Er...hello? Is this thing on? Cool. This message is going out to the Round Table Conference, and a very personal and heart-filled shout-out to the queen bitch herself, Miss Hellsing! All right! Your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine Brothers! My name is Jan Valentine, and I can't wait to meet each and every one of you. We'll be getting intimate as soon as me and the boys finish lunch, so let me be the first to thank you for providing us with these tasty snacks! By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing more than a pile of shit. (...) We highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god. But hey you can be a man and kill yourself. Thank you, London, we love you! Good night!"
  • (pinned by Seras) "FUCK! Ow! Lemme go! I'm supposed to be on top, bitch!"
  • "Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! Man, I'm so fucking hard right now."
  • "Fuck, these are some fine cigars. Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, and she's wasting money on this? A slow and agonising death is too good for that stick-up-her-ass bitch. I think it's time someone gave her an old-fashioned working-class asskicking!"
  • "Little Hellsing chickie, we're coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. I promise it's going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, and go home and masturbate, okaaay?"
  • "See, I so fucking told you! Ha ha ha! Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits? You can take this clue and shove it up your ass, bitch! Beware...the Millennium!"
  • (After Walter kills a few of Jan's Ghouls) "Oh man, that's fucking great. Cause I gotta tell ya, plowing through you guys was really starting to bore the fuck outta me!"
  • "What up, bitch?"

First Lieutenant Rip van Winkle[edit]

  • "I'm the huntress, Rip van Winkle. Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor - my bullet punishes all without distinction."
  • (contemptuously) "Silly creature."
  • "And so I have acquired a pretty ship."
  • "Oh, you're up! I ran out of paint before I could finish, so I had to improvise. It was a bit drab up here, so I thought I'd properly christen our new ship. Much more homey, don't you think? The German Third Reich's Atlantic Naval Fleet Flagship Adler is now commencing operations."
  • "Its him! The voice of madness is coming. Raising the stench of death as he clenches the reins heading straight for us with his black iron horses in tow."

First Lieutenant Zorin Blitz[edit]

  • "That's enough back talk from you, colonel. One more childish outburst and I'll blow your fucking head off."
  • "You take that panzerfaust...and you launch it straight up their mercenary asses!"
  • "Trust me, you'll love this!" (traps Seras in an illusion)
  • "Good morning Seras, it's time to wake up. Did somebody have a nightmare?"
  • (torturing Seras) "You can do better than that. Now, SCREAM!"
  • "God, you're such a weakling. And I was so sure you'd be a challenge. You're trash, like all those men I killed. Now, how to end this? Maybe I should just cut your head off. I've seen what's in there; this is a kindness! Now...die!"
  • (to Seras, after killing Pip Bernadotte) "Just breaks your heart, doesn't it? He was a bug, buzzing around my face; that's why I had to swat him down. Like a gnat!"
  • "By the way, if you thought you'd killed all my soldiers in the mansion, you're right. But we've had some late arrivals!"
  • "Let's take these bugs...and crush them between our fingers! Such is the death they deserve: the death of an insect!"
  • (watching her soldiers react to the fully-vampirized Seras) "What...? How is this possible? They're trembling! These battle-hardened Waffen-SS...these vampires who charged into gunfire and grenades without a moment's hesitation! They're ready to piss themselves at the sight of a girl! One stupid little girl who's more dead than alive! What the hell's going on?! Verdammt!"
  • (as Seras kills her soldiers) "It's not possible! It's bull-scheizer! She's coming through my reinforcements; God, she's heading straight for me!"
  • "Hahahaha...let's go deeper! That's it...yes, take it! Show me your pain!"
  • (to Schrodinger) "How are you here?!"

Warrant Officer Schrödinger[edit]

  • "You're so slow. In the time it took you to walk down one little hallway, I went all the way to London, got my head blown off, and made it back. Perhaps you should start thinking about going on a diet, mein Major."
  • [After the Major has his vampires brutally kill his superior] "Oh, wow! I didn't think the decision would be that harsh, sir!"
  • "I am everywhere and nowhere."
  • "Blood is the currency of the soul, the vehicle of life. Having blood offered...is a very different experience than taking it."
  • "Are you okay? You look awful!"
  • [Quoting The Major] "Every soldier dreams of leading the charge against the foe, such is their reward. But for a long-suffering commander, what is his reward when they fail; When they go against orders, lose men and prove themselves inept?"
  • "Such a paradox: this monster is Seras Victoria, yet not Seras Victoria. Rest assured; she'll be ending your unlife any moment now."
  • "Auf wiedersehen!"


Alucard: You. Why didn't you drink the blood?
Seras: Uh...
Alucard: Why not drink?
Seras: I'm not sure. But it felt like... It felt like if I drank the blood... it would mean the end of something important inside of me.
Alucard: You are an idiot. But perhaps you have a point. Perhaps it's time for a vampire who doesn't walk alone through the night.
Integra: Why on earth did you turn her into a vampire?
Alucard: Why indeed. For fun? For sport? maybe it was just a whim. Maybe. But that doesn't sound like me. Perhaps after years spent with humans, you've finally rubbed off on me. I might be developing a sense of whimsy. (To Seras) Let's go, police girl. Don't dawdle.
Seras: Yes sir! My Master! But you see, sir, my name's not "police girl." It's "Seras Victoria," sir.
Alucard: Enough! You coward. You are a police girl. Police girl will do.
Seras: You're mean!
Integra: Just what I expect from a king of vampires. Or a count.

Alexander Anderson: I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time, I'll be allowed to bring the children from the orphanage.
Enrico Maxwell: Of course! That won't be a problem.
Alexander Anderson: [quietly] Next time, I swear I will rip him to bloody pieces.

Enrico Maxwell: You're insane. All of you!
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity?

Vampire Captain: Welcome aboard the Eagle, ma'am. Everything is in order. The ship and its crew are at Millennium's disposal.
Rip van Winkle: How does it feel, my newly-minted Captain, to become a vampire, lead a mutiny, murder your crew, and commit high treason all in one night?
Vampire Captain and officers: ...!
Rip van Winkle: I see. How about condemning your shipmates to hell, doomed to walk the Earth as ghoulish, rotting corpses? What was that like?
[The Captain clears his throat, clearly uncomfortable]
Rip van Winkle: (eyes narrow) Well...(suddenly cheerful) Excellent work! This is really amazing! Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Ah, we couldn't have done it without you.
[The Captain and senior officers shift uncomfortably]
Rip van Winkle: (grinning) And of course, the Major! He is so proud! You definitely deserve everything that's coming to you. (aims musket) Well, I guess the only thing left for you to do, you dirty limey, is die.

Major: "My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No, friends, I love war!
Major: I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Major: Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
Major: I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds, and there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.
Major: Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
Major: The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!
Major: When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stands with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.
Major: I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed. I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.
Major: Gentlemen, all I ask for is war. A war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth?!"
Millennium Soldiers: "Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg, krieg, krieg!"
Major: Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!
Major: It is time for them to awake, the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
Major: We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
Millennium Soldiers: It's Europe! We see the light of Europe!
Major: Our kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!
Major: I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
Millennium Soldiers: Major! Sturmbannführer! Battalion commander! Major! Sturmbannführer! Battalion commander!
Major: At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander!
Major: Friends, let's bring them Hell."

Helicopter Pilot: We've found our target! He's on top of the airship!
Helicopter Gunner: What the hell is he doing? He's-a crazy; a mad ghost of war!

Alexander Anderson: Damn it! I said leave, you stupid meddling idiots!
Heinkel Wolfe: And what did you expect us to do, just pack everything up and run back to the Vatican? What sad sort of thing would that make us, because we would not be soldiers of Iscariot anymore!
Yumie Takagi: 'By the cry "Amen!" and the slaughter of the unworthy, the world slippeth back into place!' Those are the words you taught us, aren't they? Did you think we would abandon our righteousness? You are the idiot.
Alexander Anderson: You are such a fool! I just wanted someone to survive, and carry on with our work! Too many have gone to Limbo today...but since I'm charging full-speed into Hell, I might as well have some company. I guess we're going to do this together, then. Let's tell 'em who we are!
Iscariot Paladins: We are soldiers of Iscariot! We are Judas Iscariot!

(regarding the transformed Anderson)
Yumie Takagi: "Thorns...all thorns!"
Heinkel Wolfe: "Anderson! What in God's name have you done to yourself?"
Alucard: "His body is no longer that of a man's. The only way either of us may return to dust (gestures to chest) is to have it gouged out of us...the sickness in our hearts."
Heinkel Wolfe: "Father Anderson!"
Yumie Takagi: "Anderson!"
(Anderson ignores his subordinates' cries as he steps forward, crushing his glasses, and adopts a battle stance)

(regarding Alucard)
Major: "You know, you only see this sort of thing happen once a century. In fact, the last time this happened was in 1849, except this time, when the curtain falls, the being known a Alucard, will utterly CEASE to exist!"
Integra: "What did you say?!"

Major: "The king has no moves left. Checkmate, I've won. You are bested Alucard! Accept your defeat!
Girlycard: "Bested? Me? I've never been stronger!
"count" Alucard: "Me? Defeated? You presume much in saying that, Professer Hellsing!"
Vlad: I am unstoppable, I can never lose, not ever"

(Alucard closes his eyes)
Integra: "What's this?! What's happening?! Answer me!!"
Major: "It's more a question of where. He has absorbed the essence of Warrent Officer Schrodinger, and as you can see, this meal isn't quite agreeing with him, is it, mein Fraulien? By drinking Schrodinger's blood, Alucard has become the paradoxical cat. As long as he is self-aware, he is everywhere and nowhere. But that conundrum is now multiplied by the millions of lives and consciousnesses within Alucard. 'What does this all mean?' you ask? Simple Alucard is kaput, he is an imaginary number"