Helluva Boss

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Helluva Boss is a 2019 adult animated black comedy horror web series created by Vivienne Medrano.

Pilot[edit]

Moxxie: [to Millie] Honey, could you get the butter?
Millie: Sure, sweetie.
Blitz: Spoiler alert: The butter's spoiled. [Millie giggles]
Moxxie: What's funny, honey?
Blitz: Really impressive wordplay.
Moxxie: WHAT THE-- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!

[Moxxie wakes up to see Blitz staring him in the face]
Blitz: Watcha dreamin' about?
Mox: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now, I'd like to go back to that.

Moxxie: [singing] Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell, oh Millie. [leans in to kiss Millie. Hears Biltz's camera beep] Are you fucking filming us right now?! [camera cuts to see him outside the window]

Blitz: [Moxxie claims Blitz lives a lonely life; Millie tries to coerce him from angering Blitz] No, no no no, It's fine, Mills, its just your husband is, how do I say this without being offensive? Retarded.

Murder Family[edit]

Blitz: We'll get that skank, or your first kill is free!
Mox: When did we start implamenting that policy, sir?
Blitz: [quietly, then aggressivley] When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DICK-SHIT!!!!

Blitz: [after Moxxie fails to shoot the family] What the FUCK was that, Moxxie?!
Mox: [wheezes] They just looked so wholesome, and I couldn't help it!
Blitz: Christ on a stick, Moxie! From the moment you were born, you were already a parasite leeching on your mom's tits. Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby-dicked prude! [he is shot in the arm by the mom] AHH! A new hole! SCATTER!! [they run away]

Stolas: Perhaps we can exchange. Favors for favors. Doesn't that sound. . . enticing?
Blitz: Can you not use your fancy-ass rich people talk? I'm trying really hard here not to get FUCKED IN MY A!

Loo Loo Land[edit]

Stolas: What's that you're listening to?
Octavia: This song's called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me" by "Fuck You Dad"
Stolas: ...
Octavia: It's a band.
Stolas: Oh. How charming...

[Stolas suggests that he and Octavia go to Loo-Loo Land]
Octavia: I'd literally rather kill myself.
Stolas: There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.
Octavia: Security for a theme park?
Stolas: We're rich and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies.
Octavia: Our money, maybe.
Stolas: Speak for yourself, princess. Now I'm going to call the only man who can f[bleep]k me!
Octavia: What?
Stolas: [trying to cover it up] Who can protect me. Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuble, you know. [Octavia groans]

[Blitz is called by Stolas]
Blitz: WHAT?!
Stolas: Why, hello my big-dicked Blitzy.
[Blitz and Octavia spit out their coffee]
Blitz: What...
Octavia: ...The...
Blitz: FUCK...
Octavia: ...DAD?!
Stolas: Language, everyone!

Blitz: [Robo-Fizz calls him out] Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overated sellout JESTER!
Robo-Fizz: Oooh, [glitches as he says this] someone's salty! Real or not though, people lo-oove me! Does anybody lo-oove you, [disturbingly] Blitzo?
Blitz: No, but I'm really good with guns now! [loads his assault rifle with a new magazine] Dance, bitch!

Spring Broken[edit]

Blitz: [to someone who takes his parking spot] Oh, you suck for life, do ya? [pulls out a megaphone] Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum-dump! You've got exactly three seconds to get the fuck out of my spot or, [he realizes that the driver is his ex girlfriend, Verosika Mayday] Oh, SHIT! Verosika?!
Verosika: Blitzo.
Blitz: I should have known you'd be here. I can smell fish for miles, which is odd, because I believe the nearest ocean is- [falls on his face] THREE RINGS DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

[Loona is talking with Verosika's hellhound, Vortex]
Blitz: Am I interrupting something here?
Tex: [calmly] Nah, man. Just a conversation.
Blitz: Conversation, leads to HPV!

Moxxie: [after being dunked in a beer keg by drunken humans] A human called me a possum! I am not a possum! [falls on his face]

C.H.E.R.U.B.S[edit]

Queen Bee[edit]

Vikki: OMJ, Loona? Lunatic Loona? That you?
Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona, yeah.
Vikki: Wow, I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?
Loona: [becoming annoyed] I'm sure you'll remind me.
Vikki: Yeah, this...[taps on her phone and shows a picture of Loona throwing up] This you, right?
Loona: [Angrily growling, through clenched teeth] Why do you still have that?
Vikki: It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy. [Loona growls louder, baring her teeth] Wow, you're being very negative. Your aura is really aggressive right now.
Loona: Oh yeah? Well, maybe it's because I'm in the presence of a massive BITCH!
[Partygoers gasp; Vikki nearly faints dramatically]
Vikki: Oh...my dog. Wow.
Loona: What?! Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, c'mon, it's true!
Partygoer: [offscreen] You can't say that.
[Loona angrily frowns]

Bee-Elzubub: [Approaches Vortex & Loona after her song] Ow-ow! Vortex! The party is buzzing now, FUCK! I feel like I went a little too heavy with the confetti this time, though. I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now.

Loona: [Looking for Blitzo in the middle of the party] Blitz! Blitz! Where are you, shithead?! Blitz!
[Sees Blitzo making out with another guy]
Loona: OH, PISS ON A DICK!

[Loona drives her and a drunk Blitzo from the party]
Loona: ...Do you need to throw up?
Blitzo: [Almost like a pouty child] No.
Lonna: Heh, yeah, you do.
[Loona carries Blitzo into their apartment, laying him on the couch, then returning with a blanket and a glass of water]
Blitzo: I had a really shitty day.
Loona: Yeah? Is that why you drank, like, 5 gallons' worth of who-knows-what?
Blitzo: Fuck, Fizz was right: I'm gonna die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered waste. [Loona gives a look of concern] Will you be there, Loonie?
Loona: Be where?
Blitzo: [Mumbling] I dunno, just...lonely...die alone...
Loona: [Covers Blitzo with the blanket] I'll be there...Dad. Now go the fuck to sleep, okay? [Goes to her bedroom]
Blitzo: [Mumbling] Millie...Moxxie...Stolas...[Lifts his head and vomits heavily on the floor] Fuck! Yeah, I did need to throw up.

Western Energy[edit]

Blitzo: [Walking into the vet, dragging a frightened Loona by the tail] Christ on a stick, of all the days for (Stolas) to get his feathered ass kidnapped; I've waited FIVE FUCKING YEARS for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE! [Sees a woman with her pet in the waiting room] Hi, the fuck you looking at?

Voice cast[edit]

  • Brandon Rogers as Blitzo
  • Richard Steven Horvitz as Moxxie
  • Erica Lindbeck as Loona and Millie (pilot)
  • Vivian Nixon as Millie (series)
  • Bryce Pinkham as Stolas (series)
  • Mara Wilson as Mrs. Mayberry
  • Norman Reedus as Striker

External links[edit]

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