Hitman: Blood Money
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Mission: Death of a Showman
- Agent 47 approaches the front gate guard.
- Gangster: What the fuck you lookin' at, cracker?
- Agent 47: I'm here to see Joseph Clarence.
- Gangster: Never heard of him.
- Agent 47: Mr. Swing King.
- Gangster: Oh, that sorry ass dickhead... What the fuck they call you?
- Agent 47: Names are for friends...so I don't need one.
- Gangster 1: We got an intruder, Scoop. Some motherfucker busted in on Jay-Z's watch.
- Scoop: You know, I don't like uninvited guests.
- Gangster 2 (Jay-Z): I was gonna bust a cap in his ass Scoops, but I remembered what you was sayin' about playin' it cool, yo, and I tried to play it cool, but the crackhead got by me, that all.
- Scoop: So, it was my orders that caused the problem, is that what you're tryin' to say?
- Gangster 2: [Growing apprehensive] Nah Scoops, I ain't sayin' that shit!
- Scoop: I'd like to teach you a lesson in personal responsiblity, Jay, but seeing as we've got an intruder on the premesis, I'm a little pressed for time, so I'm afraid you'll have to be a lesson in personal responsibility.
- Scoop draws a gun and shoots Jay
- The two remaining gangsters in the room join in and shoot Jay's corpse several more times
- Scoop: Those wishing to avoid becoming correlative to Jay's theory of accountability, had better get moving! Check upstairs, downstairs, inside, outside - now.
Mission: Curtains Down
- Agent 47 presents a laundry ticket.
- Guard: Here is your jacket sir.
- Agent 47 holds up the coat blocking the guard's view of 47 taking out a loaded vintage pistol and putting it in his suit.
- Guard: Don't you want the jacket sir?
- Agent 47: No, just needed something from one of the pockets. I'll pick it up later.
Mission: Till Death Do Us Part
- Agent 47 approaches the bride (Ms. Leblanc) in the disguise of a party guest.
- Agent 47: Congratulations.
- Ms. Leblanc: I don't believe I've had the pleasure of an introduction.
- Agent 47: Jacob Leiter. I'm a friend of your father's.
- Ms. Leblanc: Jacob Leiter... well now that does ring a bell. I'm afraid my father's kept himself couped upstairs all night. Maybe before the ceremony he'll come around.
- Agent 47: I'll look forward to that ma'am.
Mission: Dance With The Devil
- Agent 47 approaches the counter.
- Agent 47: I left my briefcase here this afternoon. I was told it would be held in the staff room there. Can I have it please?
- Guard: No one told me about any briefcase.
- Agent 47: Are you saying it's been stolen?
- Guard: Hold on, hold on... I'll check...
True Game Ending: (Assumed to be a Chinese brothel)
- Guard: Uh... hello Mr. ?
- Agent 47: Johnson.
- Guard: Ah, welcome Mr. Johnson, welcome! May I take your briefcase?
- Agent 47: No, I'll keep it.
- Agent 47: I've heard interesting things about your establishment. I'd like to see what you have to offer. Preferably... in the back.
- Guard: Of course sir... right this way.
- Curtains close and the game ends.