Holes (film)
Holes is an adventure comedy-drama film based on the 1998 novel by Louis Sachar. Starring Shia LaBeouf as Stanley, Khleo Thomas as Zero, Sigourney Weaver as The Warden, Jon Voight as Mr. Sir, and Tim Blake Nelson as Mr. Pendanski.
Madame Zeroni
[edit]- [To Elya Yelnats] You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too. [Laughing] But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
Clyde Livingston
[edit]- [To Stanley Yelnats IV] You're no fan of mine
Stanley Yelnats
[edit]Louise Walker, a.k.a. the Warden
[edit]- [Repeated line] Excuse me?
- [When Armpit tries to pass off a stove knob as something he found] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?
- [to Mr. Sir after scratching him with her nails that had nail polish made with rattlesnake venom] I liked you better when you smoked.
Stanley Yelnats II
[edit]- It's all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather!
Zero
[edit]- I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don't like answering stupid questions.
Dialogue
[edit]- Igor Barkovis: I will trade my fattest pig for your daughter.
- Mr. Menke: And what will you offer?
- Elya Yelnats: A heart full of love.
- Mr. Menke: I'd rather have a fat pig.
- The Judge: Stanley Yelnats, please rise. [Stanley stands up along with his father and grandfather. The judge sighs and rolls his eyes] Stanley Yelnats IV.
- Mrs. Yelnats: Sit down! [Stanley's father and grandfather sit down]
- The Judge: I could send you to jail, and I would not lose one bit of sleep over it. But I don't know what good that would do. There is currently a vacancy at Camp Green Lake. They help troubled youth build character. The choice is yours. Camp Green Lake... or jail.
- Stanley Yelnats IV: Uh, well, I never have been to camp before.
- The Judge: Eighteen months, Camp Green Lake [The judge bangs his gavel.]
- Lump: [pushes Stanley Yelnats IV] Watch it!
- Stanley Yelnats IV: You watch it, man.
- Lump: [kicks Stanley Yelnats IV from behind] What you say to me, punk?!
- Stanley Yelnats IV: Sorry, man. I didn't mean... I didn't mean to hit you. [trips and falls on Lump]
- Lump: You're a dead man!
- Stanley Yelnats IV: [runs to Armpit] Hey, Theodore, is there a way to fill my canteen? [Armpit puts Stanley in a headlock]
- Squid: I know he smells that.
- Armpit: Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit.
Cast
[edit]- Sigourney Weaver as The Warden
- Jon Voight as Mr. Sir
- Patricia Arquette as Kissin' Kate Barlow
- Tim Blake Nelson as Dr. Pendanski
- Dulé Hill as Sam
- Shia LaBeouf as Stanley Yelnats IV who has all sorts of criminal records.
- Henry Winkler as Stanley’s Father, Stanley Yelnats III who was stuck with the Cable Guy.
- Nathan Davis as Stanley Yelnats II who is about to get executed for his sex crimes.
- Rick Fox as Clyde "Sweet Feet" Livingston
- Scott Plank as Trout Walker
- Roma Maffia as Carla Morengo
- Eartha Kitt as Madame Zeroni
- Siobhan Fallon Hogan as Stanley’s Mother
- Khleo Thomas as Hector Zeroni
- Brenden Jefferson as X-Ray
- Jake M. Smith as Squid
- Byron Cotton as Armpit
- Miguel Castro as Magnet
- Max Kasch as Zigzag
- Noah Poletiek as Twitch
External links
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