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Home is a 2015 American 3D computer-animated buddy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Universal Pictures. It is based on Adam Rex's 2007 children's book The True Meaning of Smekday. Tim Johnson is the director of the film, Chris Jenkins and Suzanne Buirgy are its producers, and the adaptation is by Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember. The story takes place on planet Earth, where an alien race called the Boov invades, a teenage girl named Tip manages to avoid capture and goes on the run.

The film was released in theaters on March 27, 2015.

Oh

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  • [repeated line] Owpain!
  • [after he eats a urinal cake thinking it is a blue mint] AAH! DO NOT EAT THE BLUE MINTS!!? Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade. [he drinks the "lemonade" (actually urine)] UGH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!?
  • [after Tip shows him his green hand, which indicates he's lying] Poomp.
  • It is true! HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SIMPLE THINGS! I AM SAVING YOU, I AM BEING YOUR FRIEND!!!
  • [to Kyle, after he sends his directions] Fa-da! I has sent directions to my living space!
  • [after realizing that he accidentally presses "send all"] It's not my fault! Why put the "send" button right next to "send all"? [to Kyle] This is just a bad design.

Tip

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  • This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people!
  • Captain Smek is an idiot.
  • [after Oh blinds her with the sunlight] Hey! Don't distract the driver!
  • [after finding out Oh was trying to ditch her] You were gonna ditch me?!
  • [after she sees Oh turn green when he lies, angrily] Every time you lie, you turn GREEN!
  • Excuse me? This humans girl got an A in Geometry.
  • You know how hard it was for me to fit in? How long that took? Seven-grade girls are mean!

Captain Smek

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  • RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!
  • Rejoice, humanspeople, The Boov are arrived! Now we are turning off your gravity temporarily to make your mandatory relocation easier. And more fun. So what's up? YOU ARE!
  • Enjoy you the frozen, sweetened bovine secretion as we take this short flight to Happy Humanstown.
  • Did you really think you could escape?
  • That Boov has made his final mistake.
  • No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is; you're looking at him. I invented running away and look at this, I have the Shusher. I am your captain [Oh: But you are not good captain.]
  • She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humans to figure out!
  • Oh big deal!, I had enough!, SHUSH! [he raises the Shusher and prepares to hit Oh, but Kyle grabs the Shusher] [Kyle: That...is enough...shushing.]

Kyle

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  • I am not your friend!
  • YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!
  • Security has been compromised. ARREST THAT BOOV!!
  • Well, before I got the password... [Smek laughs] I erased him. Boop. [Smek hits him]
  • That...is enough...shushing. [Smek: How dare you shush a shushing?] Oh is right. We need a new captain and I thinks it should be Oh.
  • My hands are in the air like I just do not care!

Dialogue

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[Tip comes face-to-face with Oh at an abandoned convenience store. She screams, he screams, and then she pushes him into a freezer, locks the door with a broom.]
Tip: Gotcha! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! [wipes her hands on her hoodie] Ugh!
Oh: [confused] Whatfor you did this? I am Boov, beloved by all humans!
Tip: [angrily] I know what you are. [starts filling her backpack with food]
Oh: Excellent! So, can I come into the out now?
Tip: [still angrily] No. You cannot "come into the out now". You can never come into the out ever again.
Oh: [pauses] But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood.
[Tip finishes filling her backpack and, groaning, starts to leave]
Oh: [desperately] Then I will have to... Have to... I-I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs!
Tip: [stops and stares at him] You can do that?
Oh: [turns green, indicating that he's lying] ...Yes.
Tip: Well, if you shoot your eye lasers, then I’ll have no choice but to... explode your head!
Oh: You humans cannot to explode...
Tip: We can too! We just don't much. It's considered rude.
Oh: Then I am granting you a truce: you are not to exploding heads, and I will not do my devastating eye lasers.
[Oh gets shocked when Pig the cat walks near him inside a freezer, Tip later picks Pig]
Tip: Okay, truce.
Oh: So can i come into the out now?
Tip: No! This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people!
Oh: You are thinking a mistake. Boov do not steal and abduct. No, Boov liberate and befriend.
Oh: You can drives first, then I--
Tip: You're not coming! I'm trying to hide from the Boov, I'm not bringing one with me. You'll just turn me in.
Oh: No! I just need a ride! I have official Boov business out of in town.
Tip: [nonchalantly] Me too.
Oh: But-- But I fixes your car!
Tip: So? I let you out of the freezer. We're even.
Kyle: I am not your friend.
Oh: Of course you are. We had many enjoyable talks.
Kyle: No, we talk only because we are not allowed to move.
Oh: You are always saying the funny things. Pershaps you can say them at my warming of house party tonight.
Kyle: I will not. Parties are useless and take up valuable Boov time.
Oh: Since you are at your busyness, [Oh starting to write an e-vite to Kyle] I shall send an e-vite to you so you can join leter during your leisure minute.
Kyle: Please do not send. I enjoy my leisure minutes.
Oh: [Sucessfully sent an e-vite to Kyle, unkownigly he pressed the "send all"] Fa-da! I have sent directions to my living space.
Kyle: Oh... [Kyle saw the e-vite, following with many Boovs worldwide receiving the e-vite, some were shocked, others were angry or confused]
Kyle: [Shocked] You sent directions to EVERYONE!?!?
Oh: What? [Surprised when he saw that he pressed the "Send all" button] It's not my fault. [Boovs cornered Oh staring angrily at him] Whyfor put "send" button right next to "send all". This is just bad design.
Kyle: You invite has been sent... [Turning yellow and worried] TO ENTIRE GALAXY!!!
Oh: Uh-oh!
Kyle: "Uh-oh" is right! Our enemy the Gorg will receive it and... can use directions for to find us!
Boovs: The Gorg! [All reacted in shock while one faints]
[Every Boovs went panic causing the camera to drop in London, while two Boovs collide each other in Moscow. Then the entire Planet Earth released an invite which has 40 hours before reaching the Gorg]
Kyle: YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!!!
Captain Smek: His mistaking is leading the Gorg right to us! Show me his invite! [The internet plays Oh's invitation]
Oh on Internet: You're all invited to a PARTY! Just head to the Milky Way, turn right at the Big Dipper, third planet from the sun! Look for my balloons! PARTY! Come if you like to have fun! My best friend Kyle will be there! (KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!) COME PARTY!
Captain Smek: [flushes red with anger] KYLE!!!!!!!!
Kyle: [exasperated] He is not my friend.
Captain Smek: The Internet does not lie!
Tip: What did you do to my car?!
Oh: What doos you mean? It should to hover much better now.
Tip: It's a car! It didn't hover at all before! How do you stop this thing?!
Oh: [notices Pig; frightened] Your vehicle is infested!
Tip: [giggles] It's not infested. He's my pet. His name is Pig. Don't touch him.
[Pig jumps up on Oh's head and starts purring]
Oh: [his skin ripples with zigzag lines as Pig purrs] Now he is vibrating. [gasps] Is he going to explode?!
Tip: [giggles again] No, he's just purring.
Oh: Why do you has this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?
Tip: [disgusted] What?! Ew! No! You just have pets for fun and companionship.
Oh: You has me for a companion on the ship.
Tip: [skeptical] Yeah, well... Pig is better.
Oh: [Pig flicks his eyebrows at Oh] If cat is "Pig", what is your name?
Tip: Okay, pee break.
Oh: Ooh, I too has to break pee. Or as you call it, the number one. We also has the number two.
Tip: Okay.
Oh: And the number three.
Tip: Okay!
Oh: It is good thing I doos not have to go to number three. It would not be safe for you.
Tip: [disgusted] Ugh!
Oh: We only does it once a year. I would not call it a holiday, but you doos need to take the day off.
Tip: That's enough! [she enters the girls' room and Oh follows her in] AAH! Woah, you can't come in here, this is the girls' room!
[Oh goes into the men's room, finds blue soap, and eats it]
Oh: Aah! Do not eat the blue mints! [Tip chuckles] Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade.[Oh drinks the "lemonade". Tip covers her mouth in disgust] OH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!!!
Tip: Out in a second! [in a sing-song voice] We're going to Paris! Oui oui oui! [Oh screams in frustration] Going to see my Mom! Oui oui oui!
Oh: [planning to abandon Tip and go to Antarctica] Takes your time!
[Oh is trying weakly to remove duct tape from his skin. Tip rips off each piece with much force, much to Oh's dislike]
Oh: OW!!! QUIT IT!!!
Tip: [apologetically smiling] Sorry. [throws the piece onto a ball of previously ripped tape that Pig plays with like a ball of yarn.]
Oh: [exasperated] Look. Paris is danger for both of us. It crawls with Boov. Doos you have a plan for once we are get there, hm?
Tip: [hesitantly] Not really. [confident] But I have hope.
Oh: [not getting it] Oh, you are bad at math.
Tip: Excuse me? [proudly smiling] I got an "A" in geometry.
Oh: [trying with little effort to remove the final piece of tape from his head] I am only saying: Boov are superior in this way. If probability for success falls below 50%, [gives up on trying to pull the tape off] Boov give up. You do not.
Tip: [smiling] Exactly. [rips off the piece of tape from Oh's head with a grunt.]
Oh: [fed up] ENOUGH WITH THE RIPPING!!!
Tip: Okay, okay! Tell you what: let's have some tuneage. [turns on music]
[Dancing In the Dark by Rihanna starts playing. Tip starts jamming along, but Oh nonchalantly switches the music to a loud jumble of electronic noises. It is so discordant that Tip cringes and Pig starts running berserk all over the car. Oh just smiles and relaxes]
Tip: [groans] What is that?!
Oh: [clearly enjoying the discordant song] Boov song. It is called Motionless and Obedient. Very big hit.
Tip: [trying to calm Pig down] No, no, no, no, no! Not in my car. Driver gets to pick. [switches it back to Dancing In the Dark]
Oh: [stubbornly, crosses his arms] Hmph! This is not even music. This is just noise. [starts to dance unwillingly; scared] Involuntary physical response! You have tricked me into listening to a debilitating sonic weapon!
Tip: You know, if you want humans to not hate you, you could start by liking some of our stuff.
Oh: [uncontrollably yet skillfully dancing. Has a frightened and confused look on his face.] Confusion! What is happening to my body?
Tip: [laughs] It's called dancing!
Oh: Boov do not "dancing"!
Tip: [laughs again] I can tell. But you're gettin' the hang of it.
Oh: [frantic] How long before this kills me?! [his 'ears' start to move about] I am not in control with my own extremities!
Tip: [putting the seat back to allow room] That's it! Work it! [playfully pokes Oh in the face]
Oh: I do not want it to work!
Tip: Hey, you know what? "Boov" rhymes with "groove". Shake your Boov thang!
Oh: [his rear end starts shaking in time to the music] AAH! It is shaking in a most undignified way! [his arms go up] Oh, no! My hands are in the air like I just do not care! This is not how a Boov behaves! I am overheated with shame! [opens the car door] I must cool my core!
Tip: Wait, what are you doing?
Oh: I will returning! [jumps out of the car]
Tip: We were having fun! [Oh falls into the sea] Oh!
[Oh swims as far down as he can to escape the music]
Tip: Oh?
Tip: You know, when I'm stressed out, my mom tells me jokes.
Oh: [embarrassed] Boov do not do telling jokes.
Tip: Oh, it's not that hard. I'll teach you. Knock-knock. [Oh stares at her expectantly] You'd say "Who's there?"
Oh: [looks around, confused] You are there.
Tip: No, just ask me.
Oh: [going with it] Who is there?
Tip: Now I say, "The interrupting cow." Now you say, "The interrupting cow, who?" Let's just do it. Knock-knock.
Oh: Who is there?
Tip: The interrupting cow.
Oh: The interrupting cow-
Tip: [loudly] MOOOOO!!! [laughs]
Oh: [stammers] You did not let me finish my response. I was to say, "The interrupting co-"
Tip: MOOOOO!!! [laughs]
Oh: [stammers] Oh, you did it again! [gasps, realizes] Oh. That is the joke. The cow is to being an interrupting cow, and therefore interrupts me!
Tip: I know. That's why it's funny--
Oh: [loudly] MOOOOO!!! [every time he moos, Pig yowls and jumps.]
Tip: [somewhat annoyed] Let me fi--
Oh: MOOOOO!!!
Tip: Enough!
Oh: I'm the interrupting cow!
Tip: Knock it off!
Oh: MOOOOO!!!
Tip: OH! Don't make me get out more tape!
Oh: So many Boovs! I said this was dumbness. I said I am doomed, but did you listen? No!
Tip: Oh, that's enough!
Oh: You are driving me to the crazy! It is never too late to run away! That is the Boov motto.
Tip: Yes, but we're not doing that. I have a plan.
Oh: Is your plan to run away? Because otherwise, it is stupid!
Tip: All we have to do is sneak into the city, get into the Great Antenna, use it to find my mom... and then sneak out again. See?
Oh: But it still will not work, because my face is known! If I am seen by any Boov, I am 100% popular for being arrested.
Tip: A-ha! What if I could fix that?
[Oh is about to be "erased"]
Tip: Drop the bubble guns! Or I will mess with this... [less confident] ...gravity...thingy. [aims her arm up to the anti-gravity device holding the Eiffel Tower up in the sky.]
Captain Smek: She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humansgirl to figure out!
Tip: Excuse me? This humansgirl got an "A" in geometry. [turns the device upside-down to bring the Eiffel Tower to rotate upside-down]
Captain Smek: She figured it out! Run for my life!! [runs in circles]
[While Oh is singing the Boov Death Song after Slushious is destroyed, Tip sees an electrocuted plume of smoke coming from the distance]
Tip: A Gorg ship!
Oh: [stops singing] It is rude to interrupt the Death Song.
Tip: Maybe you could take the parts from it to fix our car.
Oh: I cannot. Those are Gorg parts. They are metric.
Tip: We're not getting this close and giving up. Come on.
Oh: NO!!!!! Always with the running towards danger!
Tip: Stop being such a Boov. It's our only chance! Come on!
Oh: [turns red as he follows her angrily] This has low probability of success!!
Smek: What has you done!? What is that thing?
Oh: It is Gorg super chip!
Kyle: What?
Oh: Gorg drone crashed, and I ran to it and I found the chip.
Smek: (stammers) Enough!!!
Kyle: You ran to a Gorg?
[Oh shrugs, causing one Boov to faint]
Boov #1: He runs towards the danger?
Boov #2: What kind of Boov is he?
Boov #1: He is like a... Super Boov!
Smek: No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is, you're looking at him. I invented running away, and look at this! [holds up the Shusher] I have the Shusher. I am your captain.
Oh: But you are not good captain.
Smek: WHAT?!
Oh: You tell us these things and we all believed them. I believed them. But then I met a humans person and she is not like you said. She is brave and smart and cares about other humans persons. In a way that... we Boov do not even care about each other. She even cares about me, and I've done very little to earn that. The Boov may be superior in many ways...
Smek: Mmm. Yeah?
Oh: ....But not in the ways that I now thinks are most important.
[All the Boov turn blue after Oh makes his statement]
Smek: Oh big deal. I have had enough! Shush! [he raises the Shusher and prepares to hit Oh, but Kyle grabs the Shusher]
Kyle: That...is enough...shushing!!
Smek: How dare you shush a shushing!?
Kyle: Oh is right. We need a new captain and I thinks it should be Oh.
Oh: Me? No!
Smek: No! He cannot be captain! I have the shusher! I am captain!
Kyle: Not anymore! [he shoves Smek]
Smek: He will not know how to operate it! It is very complicated! Len on one end, light on the other...
Kyle: [hits Smek with the Shusher] Shush!
Boov: Booyah!
Oh: No, I am not a leader Boov. I makes far too many mistakes
Kyle: You are not the only Boov who makes mistakes. For examples: My mistake is not being your friend. [gives Oh the Shusher] All hail, Captain Oh! [The Boov cheers]
Smek: Ow! I saw who did that! I hold grudges, you know!
[Smek lies on the floor crying]

Cast

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