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- Directed by Phil Robinson and Gordon Clark. Produced by Nina Rappaport. Written by Brian Narelle and Robin Steele.
Sometimes everybody needs some... body. Taglines
- Bailey: Okay Kojak, the kid's been reading too many comic books. Maybe we should just cut him loose.
- Thompson: Well maybe if you weren't in denial, you could contribute to this investigation!
- Bailey: [laughs sarcastically] "Denial!" Poindexter here's been taking you on a trip to the twilight zone!
- Thompson: Oh, I'm just trying to reach some closure here.
- Bailey: You want closure? I'll give you closure. How about I closure your trap! [slaps Thompson]
- [The scene cuts to where Bailey and Thompson driving Hubert home]
- Thompson: All I'm asking for is a little... backup.
- Professor: Now then, time to research my theory. Hubert my boy, direct me to the nearest drinkery. [laughs]
- Hubert: Drinkery? But you said we were going to the planetarium.
- Professor: [laughs] That's a laugh. Ever tried to pick up chicks in a planetarium? Ha, ha, I'm out of here!
- Hubert: But... Professor... you promised!
- [Professor honks a clown horn and runs out of the window]
- Hubert: But... but...
- Sometimes everybody needs some... body.
- A story about an imaginative little boy who doesn't quite fit in, and a brain who is looking for the perfect fit!
- J. D. Daniels as Hubert.
- Peter Falk as Bailey.
- Bruce Campbell as Thompson.
- Jonathan Harris as Professor.
- Charles Howerton as Dog.
- Gerri Lawlor as Bully.