I Spy

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I Spy is a 2002 film about a larger than life egotistical professional boxer who is enlisted to assist a U.S. government agent recover a missing jet before it falls into criminal hands.

Directed by Betty Thomas and written by Morton S. Fine, David Friedkin and Marianne Wibberley.
Attitude meets espionage

Alexander Scott

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  • I'm going to need a couple of jars of jelly on the plane and two parachutes.
  • [To Kelly] It's like you're a double-agent! It's like you're working against me!
  • This man is Arnold Gundars, premiere arms dealer. We believe he has the switchblade.
  • [In a sexually aggressive way, Rachel slams Alex against a wall and then down on a cot] Oh! I think you broke my spine. [Rachel laughs] But in a good way.
  • [To Kelly] That's the type of thing we're gonna be doing on the mission.
  • What you're about to hear is a national secret.
  • [Looking over list] This is a who's who of the international bad boys club.

Rachel

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  • Don't tell anyone.
  • The switchblade is undetectable through radar, infra red, even the human eye.

Kelly Robinson

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  • [To Alex] Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods.
  • [To Alex] Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!
  • [High on gas fumes in the sewers of Budapest, tearing up, to Alex] We twins.
  • Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!
  • I'm 57 and 0 baby.

Vegas Ring Announcer

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  • Introducing the undisputed champion of the world: Kelly Robinson.

Dialogue

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Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
Kelly Robinson: Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.
Alexander Scott: It's a secret spy mask, put it on.
Kelly Robinson: [He puts it on] Hey man, this is a sock!
Rachel: There's one thing that will always make a man talk.
Alexander Scott: Cutting... my belt?
Kelly Robinson: Kelly Robinson.
Alexander Scott: Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.
Alexander Scott: Is this my stuff?
BNS Equipment Technician: Oh, easy. This is Carlos' stuff. This is yours.
Alexander Scott: Where's my monofilament phone descender? And I didn't get one of these exploding pagers. I don't see one of those.
BNS Equipment Technician: You got the micro GPS.
Alexander Scott: Micro?
BNS Equipment Technician: This is your spy-cam.
Alexander Scott: This is Carlos' spy-cam, and this is my spy-cam? Look at the size of this thing! Size matters. But in the spy world, it's reversed. You want people to say, "Look how small and sexy and sleek this is." Not "How huge this is! Look at what he pulled out of his pants. It's huge!"
Kelly Robinson: [they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly] You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.
Alexander Scott: Then, why did you go into the room?
Kelly Robinson: I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!
Hungarian Cop: [In Hungarian] Hands up! What's going on here?
Alexander Scott: [In Hungurian about Kelly] The black guy! The black guy mugged me!
Hungarian Cop: [Tells Kelly in Hungarian to put his hands up]
Kelly Robinson: I'd like to file a complaint! Wait! [Being put into handcuffs] Why am I being arrested? Why am I the only one getting arrested? This is bullshit! He kicked me, too! He kicked me in my nuts! [Being put into police van] Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! How come you just arresting the black man?! My nuts was kicked!
Kelly Robinson: Hey, what's in that bag.
Alexander Scott: Spy stuff.
Kelly Robinson: I put this in my eye?
Alexander Scott: I got the camera in my eye.
Alexander Scott: Did you see that? That was a big explosion.
Kelly Robinson: Damn!
Alexander Scott: Is this my stuff?
BNS Equipment Technician: Oh, easy. This is Carlos' stuff. This is yours.
Alexander Scott: Where's my monofilament phone descender? And I didn't get one of these exploding pagers. I don't see one of those.
BNS Equipment Technician: You got the micro GPS.
Alexander Scott: Micro?
BNS Equipment Technician: This is your spy-cam.
Alexander Scott: This is Carlos' spy-cam, and this is my spy-cam? Look at the size of this thing! Size matters. But in the spy world, it's reversed. You want people to say, "Look how small and sexy and sleek this is." Not "How huge this is! Look at what he pulled out of his pants. It's huge!"
Kelly Robinson: [After jumping from a building onto a catering tent to escape from bad guys] Hey! That wasn't so bad!
Alexander Scott: Yeah! Are your legs numb?
Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.
Kelly Robinson: What you doing hanging from the ceiling like that? What you doing?
Alexander Scott: No, don't walk in here.
Kelly Robinson: Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that. [Walks into a infra red security system] Oh, shit.
Carlos: You called, Edna? You are a vision as always. Ah, Hello, Alex.
Alexander Scott: Hi, Carlos. How was Cuba?
Carlos: Es... adequate.
Alexander Scott: Oh, my gosh.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Cast

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Taglines

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  • Espionage with attitude.
  • Get another field of view
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