Idle Hands

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Idle Hands is a 1999 horror comedy film about an average lazy stoner teenager whose hand becomes possessed and goes on a killing spree, even after being cut off from his arm.

Directed by Rodman Flender. Written by Terri Hughes and Ron Milbauer.
The comedy that gives horror films the backhand.(taglines)

Anton Tobias[edit]

  • Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But, I'm gonna try to change. [hand twitches] Mick, Pnub I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well I guess that's all we did. [picks flowers from garden and throws them over the 'graves'] Amen.

The Hand[edit]

  • I'm in the mood for some SERIOUS Killing.
  • You forgot where ya came from kid..but I know where you're going.
  • [As he's about to kill Tanya] WELCOME TO MY WORLD...BITCH!!!!
  • I'm gonna kill you real slow Anton....[his eyes roll in the back of his head] Oh Shit! [The Hand falls out of the puppet outfit and to the ground]
  • [Before his death, The hand prepares to attack Anton one last time] DIE YOU FUCKER!!! [Debi throws the dagger towards the hand striking it dead.] SHIT!!!! [The Hand dies]

Dialogue[edit]

Dad Tobias: [after seeing the message on the ceiling] It's just a prank. [clicks off flashlight] Anton.
Mom Tobias: Anton? Our little scooter would never do something like that!
Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!

Anton: [hears moaning coming from Mick's grave] Mick?
Mick: Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
Anton: [kneels and leans over Mick's grave] Mick?
Mick: Yeah man, it's Mick.
Anton: You're dead!
Mick: No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
Anton: You think?
Mick: I know fucker, now dig me up!

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!

Anton: [after cutting his hand off] Where did it go?
Pnub: What, you mean the hand?
Anton: Of course I mean the hand!
Pnub: Try looking up your ass.

Dexter Holland: [kicking Anton off the stage at the Concert]Get out of here kid. You had your fun, now it's time...
The Hand: TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!! [As the crowd screams, the Hand continues] You're all my bitches now!!

Anton: Fucking little hand I got you now.[The hand is in a puppet disguise. He sneaks behind Anton's shoulder]
The Hand: I'm your little daddy now...BITCH!!! [Anton and the hand fight] You should learn NOT to cut off the hand that feeds you Anton!!! AND NOW ANTON..YOU DIE!!!! [Anton punches the Hand who is still in the puppet outfit, then pins him to the floor.] EAT THIS BITCH!!! [Anton grabs him as he is about to deliver a striking blow]
Anton: Who's you daddy now Bitch?
The Hand: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!

[Last lines]
Mick: Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!
Pnub: You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?
Mick: Fuck it!
Pnub: Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!
Mick: Okay, watch it. Some of them are guys.

Taglines[edit]

  • The film that give horror movies the finger.
  • The touching story of a boy and his right hand.
  • The comedy that gives horror films the backhand.
  • The Devil will find work for idle hands to do... but what happens when he chooses the laziest teen slacker in the world to do his dirty work?
  • Get your hands on this hot new horror comedy!

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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