Inspector Gadget (1983 TV series)

Inspector Gadget is an animated television show produced by DiC Entertainment, which the titular character serves as the mascot for.

Inspector Gadget

• Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!

• Go, go, Gadget (item)!

• Wowsers!

• (Reading) 'This message will self destruct.'

• Don't worry, Chief, I'm always on duty.

• Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right.

• This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.

• Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!

• Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away.

• An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?

• All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy.

• (Falling) Go Go Gadget 'Brella!! (Hand delivers flowers) Go Go Gadget Copter!! (Another useless Gadget) GO GO GADGET ANYTHING!!

• Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.

• Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts.

• I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.

• I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.

• This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.

• No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.

• When I'm following someone, I hate being followed!

• Excellent, Capman. That's what I call a strike.

• Yikes!!!

Penny

• You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget.
• Oh my gosh!
• Oh no!
• Wow!
• Wowsers! (in some episodes)
• I'd better call Brain.
• You're Dr. Claw's nephew? (then her heart breaks)
• So that's it.
• You'd better follow Uncle Gadget, Brain.
• Go Go Gadget Breakfast!
• I'm worried, Brain. You'd better follow Uncle Gadget.
• Brain, look! Uncle Gadget'll be crushed! [shouts] Uncle Gadget, behind you! A landslide!

Brain

• Rowsers!
• Roh, ro!
• Rikes!
• Rawr!
• Reah!
• Reah. Re read rone of rose.

Dr. Claw

• Yes.

• I'll get you next time, Gadget... next time! [M.A.D. Cat meows]

• SHUT UP!

• You will lucky, Gadget. But Next Time, You haven’t seen the last of me.

• Mad Agents, Attack!

• I'll get you for this, Gadget... I'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Gadget and the Four Young Boys, Someday you pay for this!

• Eh, M.A.D. Cat?

• This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health.

• Blast that, Gadget!

• Kamikazi! Constantine! Stop them!

• SILENCE!

• You may have stopped my M.A.D. robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball.

• Curse you, Gadget! You beaten me again. But I’ll get you next time.

• No!

• Eliminate Four Young Boys!

• Shut Up, Kamikazi and Constantine!

• Retreat! Retreat!

• Just you walt!

• You pay for this, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! GET THEM!

• Gadget!? All the Gadgets are still alive!!!

• Four legged is four armed, Gadget!

• Eliminate Gadget and Four Young Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Gadget! ALWAYS GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!

• I hate that Gadget! AND I HATE THOSE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!

• No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!

• Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!

• I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

• One of These Days, One of These Days.

• Once again, You've failed me, Talon!

• Next time, Gadget. Next Time!

• You failed me again, Talon.

• Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!

• Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!

• I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!

• Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!

• Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!

Corporal Capeman

• Fly, Capeman, fly!

• Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!

• Go Go Corporal Capeman!

• Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you.

• I'm flying! Wee!

Dialogue

• Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready.
  Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow.
  Penny: But it's Saturday.
  Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?

• Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions.
  Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget.
  Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized.

• Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum.
  Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum.
  Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK!

• Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it.
  Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?

• Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat?
  LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years.

• Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late.
  Penny: But it's Saturday.

• Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget?
  Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun.

• Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this?
  Gadget: Of course not, Penny.

• Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission.
  Penny: Can we come along?
  Gadget: It may be dangerous.
  Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach.
  Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go.
  Penny: Hooray!

• Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beatiful, Uncle Gadget.
  Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.

• Penny: Brain!
  Brain: Renny!

Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is tore up and Gadget's still alive.

(MADCat screeching angrily) Doctor Claw: What?! Thelmad: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs- Doctor Claw (amgrily) Enough! Elimenate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or- Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or? Doctor Claw (angrily) Don'r show your face in the 20th century!

• (A boy covers Penny's mouth)
• Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet.
• (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them)
• Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise.
• Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat.
• Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest.
• (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat)
• Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you.
• (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her)
• Penny: But who are you?
• Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe.
• Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help.
• Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry.
• Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!