Inspector Gadget 2
Inspector Gadget 2 is a 2002 Disney film and a sequel to the 1999 film, in which a glitched Gadget once again has to fight his arch nemesis, Claw, with the aid of a female Gadget: G2.
Dialogue
[edit]- Inspector Gadget: We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile!
- Gadgetmobile: No, you're on a stakeout. I'm on a sleep-in. So keep it down, a'ight?
- Inspector Gadget: The least you could do is stay alert.
- Gadgetmobile: Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we locked up Claw, all the bad guys have been too afraid to show their faces in Riverton.
- Inspector Gadget: One thing I've learned in all my years of crime fighting, Gadgetmobile, is that it's always the most quiet right before the criminals strike!
- Penny: Hey, Uncle Gadget! Hi, Brain!
- Inspector Gadget: Penny, I thought we agree to call me "Inspector" in front of the harden criminal.
- Penny: She's a harden criminal?
- Inspector Gadget: Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny. Look what I found under her purse. (shows false teeth) Probably from one of her victims. And look at this. (shows prune juice) Liquid evil.
- Mrs. Quimby: But, Inspector...
- Inspector Gadget: Save it for the judge, perp. Yeah, "but, but, but". Everybody's got a big "but".
- Inspector Gadget: I'm all messed up!
- Baxter: I'm sorry, Gadget, but I don't see what the problem is.
- Inspector Gadget: Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. (Gadget Bubble gum shoots Baxter) See? Bubble gum.
- Baxter: I see what the problem is.
- Inspector Gadget: Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
- Baxter: You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, misbound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. Soon, we'll be unveiling something... (top secret door closes) Soon, that'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.
- Inspector Gadget: Wowsers. Thanks, Baxter. Well, better go check in with the chief.
- Baxter: I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
- Chief Quimby: Where is he?! Gadget!
- Baxter: Ooh. Oh.
- Chief Quimby: You put my mother in jail for drag racing?
- Inspector Gadget: And driving without a license. You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law".
- Chief Quimby: This is what you also said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (mugshot of ranger girls in jail, taking pictures)
- Inspector Gadget: Those cookies were three days past expiration date!
- Chief Quimby: You are this close to being put on probation, Gadget. Now, let's get my mother out. Heaven knows what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes.
- Chief Quimby: Mom's tough love. (sternly) This is your last warning, Gadget. Stick to solving real crimes.
- Inspector Gadget: Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton prison.
- Dr. Claw: Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
- McKibble: I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
- Brick: Yeah!
- McKibble: We're vicious minions, not valets.
- (Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose. McKibble groans in pain, and chuckles)
- McKibble: One sugar, or two?
- Dr. Claw: Two.
- (Dr. Claw lets go)
- Brick: Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
- Dr. Claw: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
- (Brick and McKibble duck, as Claw tosses a fistful of darts at the picture of Inspector Gadget)
- Dr. Claw: When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
- McKibble: Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
- Brick: What's the plan this time?
- Dr. Claw: Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
- TV Anchor: The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
- Dr. Claw: (turns off the TV and crushes the remote) Not for long.
- Brick: We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
- Dr. Claw: Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
- Brick: How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
- McKibble: Yeah. I don't see how.
- Dr. Claw: That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
- Brick: He's got a point.
- McKibble: Yeah.
- Dr. Claw: We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
- Brick: Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)
- Inspector Gadget: Well, she is very good. I noticed that she didn't say "Go, Go, Gadget."
- Inspector Gadget: Of course not. You're a very special kid. But there's more to being a detective than just being smart. It takes a sharp eye for every detail, every little nuance. A good detective never lets anything get past…
- Penny: Uncle Gadget, the pudding!
- Inspector: Oh, uh…
- Penny: (screams)
- Inspector Gadget: Go, go, gadget, stop beater! It's OK! Everything's fine!
- Penny: Ugh.
- Inspector Gadget: Well, it's a good thing I wore an apron.
- Gadgetmobile: Okay, here we are.
- Inspector Gadget: Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
- Tough Guys: (stares at Inspector Gadget)
- Inspector Gadget: Hi, there, fellas.
- Penny: Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
- Monkey: (chattering)
- Bartender: (spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
- Inspector Gadget: Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
- Bartender: What'll you have?
- Inspector Gadget: Nice tall glass of milk.
- Bartender: Milk?
- Inspector Gadget: I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
- Penny: Hey, Brain. This way.
- McKibble: Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
- Brick: Ninja? Why did they call you that?
- Ninja: Hi-ya.
- Brick: I think I see why now.
- McKibble: Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
- Bartender: (gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
- Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk
- Monkey: [chattering]
- Inspector Gadget: (After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
- Bartender: Anything Else I Can Get You.
- Inspector Gadget: Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
- Bartender: Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
- Inspector Gadget: What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
- Bartender: Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
- Inspector Gadget: Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
- Bartender: (grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
- Inspector Gadget: Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
- (A furious tough guy roars as they got into a bar brawl)
- Squint: So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
- McKibble: Immediately.
- Penny: Did You Hear That, Brain?
- Inspector Gadget: (Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
- Gadgetmobile: (Snoring)
- McKibble: (sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
- Squint: Let's get out of here.
- Minions: (shouting)
- Brick: We can hide in my mom's house.
- Inspector Gadget: (getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
- Bartender: Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
- Tough Guys: (Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
- Inspector Gadget: Oh, my head.
- G2: (Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
- Bartender: Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
- G2: Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
- Inspector Gadget: Wowsers, she's Good.
- Monkey: (Chattering)
- Tough Guys: (got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
- Chief Quimby: (Furious) GADGET! I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout!
- Inspector Gadget: That's not truly accurate, chief. You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
- G2: Then how did you manage to tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
- Inspector Gadget: Well, you gave me backup at the bar, I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.
- G2: I never need backup.
- Inspector Gadget: Chief, you have to put me back on the case. The Department needs me!
- Inspector Gadget: Be careful in there. That toilet's got quite a flush.
- Inspector Gadget: Fired? You can't fire me. I quit! (Quimby scoffs) Wait a second, I don't want to quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault. (Gadget pulls out a chip that Claw's men left on his back to prove to Chief Quimby that he has actually found evidence) Look what Baxter found on me: a circuit override chip.
- Chief Quimby: (Furious as he refuses to listen and doesn't care, since Gadget is fired) I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste, and caused $100,000 in damages! (sternly) Turn in your badge, Gadget.
- Inspector Gadget: (shocked) Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be my entire life, was a crime fighter.
- Chief Quimby: (still stern) Your badge. (Gadget pulls out his badge from his coat pocket, and slides it in front of Chief Quimby) Well, that would be all... Mr. Gadget.
- Penny: Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now. Look what I got. [Presents a bowling shoe to her uncle] It's a bowling shoe. One of Claw's men drop it at the science convention.
- Inspector Gadget: [surprised] What were you doing at the science convention?
- Penny: Never mind that. We can solve it together, track down Claw and hopefully get you your job back.
- Inspector Gadget: [refuses to help, as he is already fired from the police] No. I'm through.
- Penny: Alright, I'll track down Claw myself.
- Inspector Gadget: [firmly, as he refuses to allow Penny to find more evidence by herself] No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll stay out of this. Do you understand? This is a grown-up problem.
- Penny: [begging] Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance. One chance.
- Inspector Gadget: [sincerely, since he has given up being a crime fighter] Look, the fact is, that there's nothing you or anyone can do to help me. I'll never be a crime fighter...never again.
- Penny: You don't believe in me. [She runs out of the room, crying]
- Dr. Claw: Now, the third item that we need... (sees a drawing of himself) Huh? "I'm so evil! Blah, blah, blah!" (flips board over) As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...(taps on the chalkboard with a stick)
- Brick: I know this one. The ruby.
- Dr. Claw: Yes, but a big ruby, say, about 50,000 karats. (chuckles)
- McKibble: Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
- Dr. Claw: The Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unloaded by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We are going to stop by and do a little fundraising of our own. (laughs)
[everyone in the party are sprayed by laughing gas, except Claw and his henchmen]
- Mayor Wilson: Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
- Chief Quimby: You'll never get away with this, Claw!
- Dr. Claw: We'll see.
- Chief Quimby: [still laughing] G2, see!
- G2: Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
- Dr. Claw: Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.
- G2: What happened?
- Inspector Gadget: I reactivated you.
- G2: Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?
- Inspector Gadget: Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.
- G2: Inspector, are you saying you like me? (Gadget drinks some blue substance but spits it out)
- Inspector Gadget: Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly professional.
- (Inspector Gadget tap his hat to stop the heart icon)
- G2: Thank you.
- Inspector Gadget: You're welcome.
- Inspector Gadget: You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law."
- Chief Quimby: That's what you said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (A flashback shows a group of girl scouts posing for mugshots)
- Inspector Gadget: Those cookies were three days past expiration date!
- Penny: Claw, you'll never get away with this.
- Dr. Claw: Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.
- Penny: Of your demise?
- Dr. Claw: I do enjoy your sense of humor.
- McKibble: Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
- Brick: That means thime has stopped.
- McKibble: That's what I said.
- Dr. Claw: Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
- Penny: Uncle Gadget.
- Brick: Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
- Dr. Claw: Not again.
- Penny: Oh, Uncle Gadget.
- Dr. Claw: Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
- Brick: He's still after us!
- Dr. Claw: McKibble! Lose him!
- Brick: (He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof!
- McKibble: On the roof?
- Penny: Uncle Gadget, help!
- Dr. Claw: McKibble! Get him off!
- McKibble: Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off)
- Dr. Claw: Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something)
- Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!
- Dr. Claw: You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
- Inspector Gadget: Penny? Penny?
- Dr. Claw: Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
- (Dr. Claw drops Penny off the truck inside a go kart filled with explosives and chains)
- Penny: Uncle Gadget!
- Inspector Gadget: Penny, you okay?
- Penny: Claw is getting away.
- Inspector Gadget: That's not important right now. Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.
[G2 and the Gadgetmobile are mourning the deaths of Gadget and Penny]
- Penny: (Coughing in the smoke) Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget? [Gadget falls onto the car's hood]
- Inspector Gadget: Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
- G2: They're alive!
- Gadgetmobile: They're alive! They're alive!
- G2: They're alive!
- Penny: Uncle Gadget!
- (Inspector Gadget and Penny hug)
- Penny: You saved my life!
- Inspector Gadget: I'm so worried about you.
- G2: Good work, Penny.
- Penny: Thanks to you, too.
- Dr. Claw: WHAAT??? It's Gadget again! There's only one way to deal with a pest. McKibble, run him over.
- McKibble: One order of road kill coming right up!
- Baxter: Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.
- Inspector Gadget: Good night, Baxter.
- Penny: 'Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.
- G2: Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.
- Inspector Gadget: Well, that's very bit of you, G2.
- G2: I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...
- Inspector Gadget: Don't mention it.
- G2: Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...
- Inspector Gadget: Yes, yes, I get the picture.
- G2: Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
- (Inspector Gadget and G2 shake hands and they have glowing hearts in their hats. They kiss and Inspector Gadget's hat is shooting fireworks)
- [last lines]
(A Firework blasts near Chief Quimby and Mayor Wilson)
- Chief Quimby, Mayor Wilson: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Cast
[edit]- French Stewart – Inspector Gadget
- Tony Martin – Dr. Claw
- Elaine Hendrix – G2
- Mark Mitchell – Chief Quimby
- Bruce Spence – Baxter
- Caitlin Wachs – Penny
- John Batchelor – McKibble
- James Wardlaw – Brick
- D. L. Hughley – voice of Gadgetmobile
External links
[edit]
- Inspector Gadget 2 quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Inspector Gadget 2 at Rotten Tomatoes
- Inspector Gadget 2 at Allmovie
