Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession

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Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession is a Soviet comic science fiction film directed by Leonid Gaidai in June 1973.

Aleksandr Timofeyev[edit]

  • If you were my wife... I'd hang myself.
  • What, have you been released from the mental hospital yet?

George Miloslavsky[edit]

  • I successfully arrived...!
  • Citizens! Keep the money in a savings bank... if, of course, you have it.
  • I've seen the wonders of technology... but this...!
  • Dear king, we are lost...

Dialogue[edit]

Anton Shpak: Oh, you're rehearsing, Zinaida Mikhailovna!
Zina: We're... are... hearsing...
Karp Yakin: What rehear...? [in a whisper] Call the police...!
Ivan the Terrible: [stepping on him with his boot] Where to?
Yakin: Eh... I'm here, I'm here...

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